You tell me  Tha a woman thingmy Maw used it

What’s a woman’s thing?

Catch hell

    Did I say that?

Just now

 

Really?

Ja

     I like it  Reminds me of her an my aunts

Hell was as close to swearing youd hear come out of their mouths  Typically at family gatherings  Im from a huge family

                 It provoked swearing

  Huh.  I can’t believe I said it and didn’t realize I had.

You were on a roll

Sounded natural

                   But were only acquainted

This conversation is the longest weve ever had

Which aint sayin much

    It’s part of my vernacular, my Mom used to sa . .

. . See   There

                    A womans thing

    she pursed her lips tapped her index finger against them

                                                         Maybe.

You don’t use it?

I quoted

          Woud tell my siblings tha Maw said if they didnt straightenup flyright they were gonna catch hell

Obviously it appeals to me

                               My Maw was a force of Nature

If she hadnt been Idve been shit out of luck

She had my back

But only because I didnt lie to heralways told her the truthcant begin to tell you all the adults she faced down on my behalf

Were you a troublesome kid?

No   She said I had a mind of my own an I didnt mind sharin it

                                                                          Yawoudve liked her

1755,  Wednesday,  16  7. 25

1508,  Tuesday,  22  7. 25

mused   

            Hypnopompic

Its not

No  Its not

            Not comin out of tha dream

You can say tha again

    Are you in on this too

Whaever touches you touches us

                                    Maybe not with the physicality you feel   But  definitely

Voyeuristic

Definitely

Ya know wha I was thinkin

Your mind hints but for us its like poor yesteryear radio transmissions

                                                          Sometimes we realise poor television transmissions too

It depends

Whad you glimmer

No glimmer  Tha was crystal clear

    And

Big Some Like It Hot birthday cake for Spats 

Ja

Marilyn pops out huge grin arms thrown high naked to the waistMyGawd 

Was something

Definitely was

Youre churnin  Somethins goin on in your brain

Ja   Ja

   Wha

I was thinkin

                   Hypnopimpic

Pimp

       Theres something to tha

My dreaming self

Pimpin for ya

My dreamed self gypped

Fraid so

Ja

       Me too

Gals in great shape

Says the man whos had sex with her three times despite admitting to one another  shes dead

Hot

Coudnt see

                 Works were steamed up

1804,  Tuesday,  15  7. 25

1333,  Tuesday,  22  7. 25

they were shooting pool

his shot  he was leaning on his stick   lookin down from the ceiling on the table

It’s your shot.

Is

    What are you doing?

Seeing the shot

What shot?

Up off the rail angling back to the nine  it softly in the side

Lemme see.

               he walked over

stepped backgave him room

he looked

             Nah.  A possible shot though improbable.

Thas not the way to think

Better way than your magical thinking.

Your two D view of things limits you

                                       I see in three

Breasts?

Clever Dimensional    Awa

                                Im above lookin down

You’re ridiculous. You lay out your angles off the diamonds on the rails.

You do

        As I said  Two dimensional

Then show me.

    Almost there

                  Per our conversation still looking down  could do two things at once IQ  EQ  EI  eieio  cant resist

ya said UI  useful idiot  Russia  fired in me UTI  IUD  DUI  IED

Some funhuh

    leaned over held the stick on the rail ball fourinches off  moved his body slightly left   thought There

shot  topspin

up the table on an angle softly

off the endrail

angling back slowly

Ain’t got enough speed.

slowly

kissed the nine

imparted just enough physics

nine angling to the side pocket

 

    dropped

                in

WAUHOO THA WAS FUCKIN AMAZIN

 

Good shot. I’ll conced . .

. . Tha  was a great shot

1802,  Tuesday,  15  7. 25

1147,  Tuesday,  22  7. 25

out of the blue big fuckin step for him Youah, remember Sleeper?  

                                                                               perilous

Woody Allen  He just wrote a book

Woody Allen?

Ja

      Wha of it  I coud guess

  You could guess?

Indubitably

              Theres a fun wordplays on ones tongue

Unlike where youre going

I’m going?

Ja

    You

Where am I going?

Truly

       Why don you say

I don want to steal your thundertrust me youll feel much better if you do

Friend. I think you’ve overplayed your hand.

                                                Please. goading him  You tell me.

In how many words

How many words?

                         In as many as yaneed. I’ll humble you momentarily.

In one

           Orgasmatron

Six

     I don wanna work tha hard

 

 

Im not feelin humbled

                           You

1549,  Tuesday,  15  7. 25

1052,  Tuesday,  22  7. 25

orgasmatron  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZvpIE5g5Fo

Sleeper trailer  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDC1SUlXuGI

No no  didnt ring true in his earshis head

                                               . . . ecclesiastic   clergy      church   membership

 usually church

doesnt have to be

                    though hed bet church preferred they coopt this too     sacred another

Of coursetheyd want easy classes ecclesiastic   God said

                                                                  Gawd say   FETCH

Fetching

    I know you’re musing, but you ought to be carefu . .

. . Says he one leg over one leg not a straddler   an agnostic

                                                                  Where Im from  Called hedgin your bet

My parents werent religious when they were young

                                                          Then

Most of the kids out of the house more time on their hands Niggled annoyed me sideslipped  Didnt go to church except on occasions  Weddings  Funerals  

Spoke of God a lot

Found on occasion   rosary beads at the breakfast table

                                                              I visited once a yearusually ten days

If He threw the stick on his side of the fence an toldya Fetch

                                                                    Fetching

If He . .

. . How woudya know it was He

                                 How coud you   Might be a sly imposter

Understand demons aplenty

                                   Thasaid

Angels aplenty too

    Coudya say whose side was whos

Agnostic  Some real trepidation

Me  Atheist  Done deal

                           See Look at me   Easy class  Ecclesiastic

              

1549,  Tuesday,  15  7. 25

1603,  Monday,  21  7. 25

Woudya stop it  Sex appeal is sex appeal

I was an educator. I couldn’t.

Hmm  Im a human being  Can

                                   Youre so full of shit

I couldn’t.

Soyasay

             Attractive is attractive an youth doesnt hide it

Goodlookin kids are goodlookin kids

                                      Wha  Yashoud put your eyes out with unsharpened pencils

Unbelievable

I could have lost my job.

A sustained glance

    What?

A job I held college housing management suddenlyrequired signed paperwork tha I woud be fired if I  sustained   a glance

    Whas tha I asked

Whos the arbiter

Management

Students

Define detail wha a sustained glance is

They said I knew wha it was an if they saw it they coud tell too

Which made me laugh  Was a great huge fuckin bellylaugh

                                                                I signed  Under duress

When I handed the document inafter copying it at end of the all employee meeting they said they woudnt accept it

I said you said sign  I did  Ya got your signature

                                                     Im not an idiot

But you knew tha or ya woudnt have hired me

    Everyone else just signed it

You saw goodlookin kids

You can concede sex appeal

1540,  Tuesday,  15  7. 25

1232,  Monday,  21  7. 25

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBvnBzjLJsc *

song was breezin through his head he talked to it  Yaknow whas goin on  buddy returning from the bar it was his round of beers asked

           What’s that?

coudntwoudnt play dumb What I said  Yaknow whas goin on

Regarding what, in particular?when I left I was tellin’ you about the Hawaiian gir . .

. . Wha was tha

I thought you’d like to see, you saw, I texted a picture.

Your tellin ought to be about why you did  failed to impress

Why?  What?

Why send it

I thought you’d like to see what I was up to.

    Nothing

She wasn’t nothing, you think she was nothing?

A pawn  A showgirl

Pawn?  How’s that?

    Please Ive said

Yareally think a pic woud pique me

You have to admit she was beautiful.

Beautiful women are everywhere

                                    Didya think tha was a revelation

Ya think Id  envy    you

You have to admit she was beautiful.

I admittedtexted Lemme see without the makeup

                                                     Dolledup does nothin for me

Off topic Hopefully tha topics water over the dam

                                                     Whas goin on  particularly  Putin felon dance

Putin leadin felons trippin on his skirt

Rubbin his nose in it

Wannabes twistin in the wind

Putin defying consciencebut no conscience no foul

                                                      Both need a health event   Maybe between the eyes

Back of the head.

No  No

          Ought to see whas comin earned as much

Grim.

Is

     Felon wishes he coud do wha Putins done an continues to do

Amoral cunts

    Funny how they rise to the surface like cream

In every human era since time immemorial

1427,  Tuesday,  15  7. 25

1130,  Monday,  21  7. 25

* Marvin Gaye  What’s Going On?

Tha was unfortunate he thought  Shoudve looked away

                                                              But he rationalised like car wrecks   Cant 

I apologise I interrupted

                         lurking  somewhere   he was genuine

Thank you. I can’t believe you cut me off. I . .

. . Got ahead of you

                     I shared Old Mans War series with you because Ive read it through to Zoes Tale fourth in the seriesunderstand theres seven now He didnt come back to it for five years so I waned though read two other books by Scalzi unrelated to John Perry

The protagonist as you know

Unlike meapparently an antagonist

                                           Jaysus  Interrupted again

I apologise again

                   lurking  somewhere

You did.

no thank you this time

           When did you read it?

When it came out Guess early twothousands aughtthree four

    It came out twothousandfive.

Look at you Something I didnt know

But you interrupted me as I was fleshing out a scene third way through the book.

Ohkay

          Ja

Wha of it

A little  indignant

A bit to be honest.

                         Twenty years later.

Twenty years

Do the math.

    Oh  Since I read the book

Oh.  Yeah. 

                    Since you read the book.

You read it twenty years ago.

                                  Then interruptedcompleted the scene abruptly, bulletpointed, CliffsNoted, ran roughshod over me.

Roughshod  Hyperbolic

                          I coud understand ya gettin upset with me if I pouncedsplashed spoilers  I didnt

You read it twenty years ago.

An youre point

    Pretty obvious.

chuckled to himselfwas like seeing him lose his cherry  goofy Im-cummin face wentoff which was in all likelihood  cubed the natural resident goof in his puss

                            Youre disturbed tha I remembereddisturbed I didnt want to listen to wha I knew

I was savin time for other explorations

Saving time?

I gave it to you a library book unsolicited  thought ya might want to read

                                                                              Im terribly happythrilled youre enjoyin it

    Why would you remember?

I remember a lot of shit Crush Trivia

                                       Im loaded to the gills with useless information

I wish you would have let me say.

Wishes were horses beggars woud ride

                                                    he didnt have a third apology  quota  usually one 

 

1427,  Tuesday,  15  7. 25

1001,  Monday,  21  7. 25

Brutha  bomber the cat

                           Got your routine down

Lollygag in my lap roll off cross behind me to my flipflops lick the inside of the soles likely sweat likely ant formic acid from grounding barefoot connecting with Maw Nature Gaia nothing between me an Her

                                                                                               sex without rubbers rarely really want an abortionreally want to bring a child into this shitshow

                                                                                            though

might assume it has always been  last Neanderthal dispatched a la holocaust  last Denisovan diddled done away

   then

Mechanisation

Better Life Through Chemistry

Hold onto your jockstraps   Women Your panties

                                                     Gagaedgagged by Technology

musthave

gottahave

   sold   a bill of goods

addiction

 

So sorry

           We Are The World

 

    We didnt want to see this coming

1327,  Sunday,  20  7. 25

https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/06/the-controversial-dragon-man-skull-was-a-denisovan/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AjkUyX0rVw  which is exquisite

apricot tree plumpicked clean

                                         bit of a heartbreak

they came in like clustersgangbusters of grapes remained small were prodigious

                                                                                      another annualdaresay anal routine

ritual   which is what routine is

 

      is sacred  

                    religion does not get to coopt it

 

sacred is sacred  is   sacred

                                  discreet      discrete

ingest routinely

excrete routinely

breathing routine

heartbeats routine

                             a little more draumatic romantic than expected      tattooed

    wouldnt have said  just to suddenlywithdrawal  unsay

                                                                        renege

the apricot is still very  green  attractive  without  blushing  hued  pinked  softhoneyed  coloured  fruit  

424preferred, Sunday,  20  7. 25