kid tickled him

                 she usually said something like he would  no reason to it  they only occasionally saw each other and hadnt ever sat down to bullshit

I went to the driving range.

he wasnt fond of golfhadnt played since a teenager they played Forest Preserve courses barefooted wore shorts had a bag a wood threefour irons a putter

                                                     all shits an giggles

disturbed the men that played

                                 they certainly were pretty

A driving range

Yeah.

No foolin

No.

    wait for it

                      wait 

                                                                wait

I whip a wicked wood.

was worth the wait

                         what he would do with that if he were younger she were older

Nuthin’?

    Id say thas an alliteration

Really?    An alliteration?

                               That’s allya got?

All Ill give

 

What if I was older and you were younger?

Kiddo

          Yawoudnt stand a chance

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    sighed  said Hard   Boiled   Eggs

she had pressed a finger to her lips  then decided to asked Why are you saying it like that?

A bit disgusted

You like hard boiled eggs.

I do

I also like the time I have to decide whether Ill enjoy them soft or hard The waters playful as it begins to boil

    Id say  happy

Happy water?

Ja

she loved the way he looked at things 

Its all the matter of how you look at it

Water. Boiling.

Ja

     Reminds me of the cerulean sky I saw earlier this weekwhipped by clouds that looked more like expansive ocean curls surfers would die to sail through

In fact I turnedaround walked backwards down the streetin the street to enjoy them  the sky

Prior to turning I saw a woman walking down the street towards me on the side I was angling to

She wore a stunning blue blouse Complimented the sky perfectly

Approaching one another I turnedsaid The sky and clouds are so beautiful this afternoon  How thoughtful of you to select your blouse to match the sky

Give me a huge grin agreed with me  thanked me for my compliment

    You were walking backwards in the street.

I saw up three block theyre one way heading away from me If traffic made a right onto the street Id hear them

And if it was an electric car?

Those bastards

                  Woud suppose that woud depend if they were aiming for bigger game than tree squirrels

Bigger game?

And I had the woman as a witness

she smiled dimples went off

                            So . . . you had it all gamed out.

I did

       Sometimes all yaneed do is decide how things will be an theyll cooperate

Or else

A threat?

Insist with vigour

 

    And the Hard.   Boiled.   Eggs.  

I just learned tha Trader Joes sells hard boiled eggs How fuckin lazy are people they cant boil their own eggs microwave this that swear Ive no time wha are they burnin their time on

                                                                                     Entertained

On their phonesChrist

 

A big assumption there.

he walked over to her caressed the back of her head  held it gently kissed her softly

    That was nice.

Yes

           Wheres your phone buckwheat

it was in her back pocket

she put it there as she entered the kitchen he had called Coffees ready

                                                                            Split an buttermilk oldfashioned donut with me

Not glazed?

Not ever kiddo

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lower righthand corner computer screen   opening Google Chrome

                                                                                                      Customize Chrome

two things churned through his skull at onceWHY and COMMAND

akin to opening his computer a photograph presents  upper rightcorner

                                                                                                            Learn about this picture

which he feels learn is not suggestive

                                        rather an insult a slight if he chooses not to

hed rather there was no photograph

if he wanted to look at photographs or art in the bookshelf behind him he had more than three dozens book from which to choose

                         active word  choose

his choice not corollaries generated if he were kind  introduced by a machine trying to fleece himgo through his pocket his wallet to syphon information

                                            Subtly   Symphonies of syphons

he smiled Mariachi at Work

                                            Youre supposed to stand orange warning cones or traffic sawhorses

Woud seem a big production for only you   Youre agile

I am

Hmm

Whas with tha

I thought you might roll out Imm  confer the enthusiasm you warned earlier

You were in on tha

I was

      An I wasnt alone  You captured hearts an minds with your closing

Not shabby huh

Ill say if I may

                  Tha way woud be like takin ya to an orgy  an have ya sittin it out

Gosh Word for word 

Committed to memory

                         If mariachis applie . .

. . They don

If   they did

              Thad be the password to utter to enter

Utter to enter

                Nice

My small part to aid the diminution of Tolkiens cellar door

I appreciate tha

Youre welcome 

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knowingly  he smiled 

                                 Ligature

he resisted scratching his skull   barely    I’ll need more, a bit more than that.

Really  I texted it to you yesterdayday before

                                                   You asked me wha tha was called

What what was called?

The letters A an E backedstuck together  O an Es another example

                                                                         Theres actually a shitload according to typography

Single glyphs

eyeballs rolled

I lost you

    You did.

Ah  So I might lose you if I doubled my Ms writing Imm  I  M  M    An emphatic Im

                                                                                          Who can say where tha shit might lead

You said it.

              Shit.

Aww  Don be tha way

What way would that be?

    Tha way woud be like takin ya to an orgy  An have ya sittin it out

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Listen man, I can’t begin to tell you how many times you’ve gone to the well plucked out a god a goddess Fates gone to mythology to aid your arguments, shut the door, because, I’ve no ammo man; I can’t shoot down your drones.

Ya need an iron dome

Maybe if I had allies.

Thad be cheating

                    Our backanforths which I constantly remind you is between us youre not the worldsthe globes spokesman its between us you an me 

No allies allowed

    Yacant bring it plead Wittgenstein  Whereof thereof

                                                             I don wanna hear an opinion a factless feckless Opine

I’m entitled to my opinion.

Youre entitled awright

                           Your opinion  Not when youre talkin with me

 

You have opinions.

Facts  I cite them

If I cant  I don say

                        Ya refute tha

 

 

    Cat got your tongue

No.

    I was trying to think of a time when you didn’t say who they were, who we were, who he was she was.

Quit Youll hurt your head an godsgoddesses know youve little sense to spare

gave him a queer look

as quickly as came it went

he was pleased he caught it

So why so much . . . knowledge of mythology?

Ive forgotten more than Ive retained

                                       I think I thought once upon a time I was going to pickup Latin

Latin. You kiddin’ me?

No I looked into it in grade school an found the only way I coud learn Latin is if I enrolled in Catholic school which woud have been a colder day than the cold day in Hell

he laughed

                If I may, sucked to be you.

Definitely

            Mythology  Evidently    As close as I got

So it may sound like babble gibberish to you Grounded in wha fact mythology is

Ive always been fascinated by the Sisters the Fates Clotho the spinner Lachesis who measures the length an Atropos who cuts the thread

                                    But I think Ive charmed them out of their panties

They aint cuttin me any time soonhowever Im more concerned about the helmsman whos obligated eyeballin the hourglassmy  hourglass

What’s to do about that?

Simple  At least to date

To date?

Ja

         My babblegibberish  you concede Im exceptional at 

    Yes.

Bores the shit out of the helmsman

Yeah.

So Eye on the prize the hourglass  Bore the fuck out of him he yawns huge I flip the hourglass  Hes oblivious

Tha cocksucker  Hes given me little sand

                                             I woudnt even call it an hour  glass

To be fair though   Keeps me on my toes

As do the ladies  The Moirai

Who?

Fates

Ah.

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https://www.ripleys.com/stories/hourglass-history

The Chamber Brothers  Time  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIqwzQ7g-Cc

Like I need tha in my life

I’m just saying.

Ya coudnt say it to someone else

You’re it. No one else around.

    Excuse me  I misspoke

                               Ya coudnt have kept your mouth shut keptit to yourself

No no, no.  That’d be anticlimactic.

Anticlimactic

                  Masturbation is anticlimactic

You’re so clever.

                  You deserved negative infinit . .

. . Where the largest negative integer is minusone

    You knew.

I did

         Obviously if infinity exists there must be a countervalence  countervailing

I prefer the former

Humour  Black humour

I don’t understand.  Then why are you upset with me?

Im not upsetthink  youve seen me upset.

    I have.

Yet another poor choice of words

                                    Lets let negative swallow itself and fuck to be climactic

Always with the sex.

Always

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their versus continued

coffee was cold

she microwaved them

he took his with a side threefingers of Jay

Why do you call Jameson Jay?

K B

 

Which means what?

Which means yaoughta be more observant The book by the pool an Ive mentioned him in conversation today

Well excuse me all to hell.

See Our permission structure reigns  continues

                                                   Aligning with our prior sexist disparagements

    Which means?

I call you cunt you call me prick

                                     Methinks a Paul Simon song

Bruen

         Ken Bruen  Books The Killing of the Tinkers

Oh yes, I saw the book. Its artwork didn’t draw me in, or, the title.

 

in addition to their earlier prepool skirmishes of babble vs gibberish believe vs think common sense a subset of curious lies subsets of hallucinations his proddings seated again a small tiletopped table between them that they placed their coffees his Jay on

he asked

            Shall we continue

Really?  You really have more?

I do

I think I’ll need a libation.

Im happy to fetch  Whawoudya like

she pickedup his Jay sipped   Ohmy, that’s tastier than I remember.

Three fingers

I’ll have this if you wouldn’t mind pouring yourself anew.

I can do anew

                 Think of something while Im gone

You have something.

I do

I’ll have what your having.

You getting lazy on me

Our watersport shenanigans have exhausted me.

                                                       Allow me to replenish, percolate, as it were.

Awright  Be right back

as he walked to the house her percolate reminded him of a lake in Minnesotacouldnt remember its name just now springfed artesian well fifty metres off shore took a deepbreath dove didnt understand how deep but could feel the water flowup against him

it was quite nice was quite  spooky

 

Im back

sitting basking in the late afternoon sun drink on her lap held with both hands eyes closed

                                                                                                   This is nice.  Warmed within warmed without.

he sat extended his Jay towards her

                                         Na Zdrowie

she peeked at him with one eye

                                   Polack.  Yes. Na Zdrowie.

they tapped tumblers  sipped

 

Replenishing

Replenishing.

                 Is your coffee warm enough?

Between the sun the ceramic tabletop Im good Thank you

You’re welcome.

                     Ply me.

That’s the gentle form of plough, as you achieved, maxed, in the pool.  That was nice.

It was very very pleasant

they smiled lazily at each other

    How is it possible such a quiet smile spawns such amazing dimples on your face

You like my dimples.

I do  Very much

she smiled bigger dimples went deeper

Youre killin me

If I do I’ll shut you up and won’t have to contend with any more versus.

 

Where would you hide the body

    You’re correct. I’m too exhausted right now.

                                                     Your versus.

he took a sip of coffee  tepid

                                    Epizeuxis

OhChrist do I know that?

You do Lemme versus it an youll recall

                                               Alliteration

I do.

       Repeating a word or phrase for emphasis.

Or vehemence

                   Theyre the same word

There you go.

                You’ll argue a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

Ja

          Edamame versus soybean

They’re different.

The same

            If edamame grew up Its nothing more than an immature soybean

Hence.  Different.

I was Joe then Im Joe now

Then.  Immature.

    You think Im mature now

killed him with her smile and dimples 

                                                       That’s an excellent point.

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WAT

 

    What?  Are you going to say?

I have

You playing with me?

Arya interested

bound her arms across her chestcrossed her legs

                                                      Maybe.

What?

When I asked WAT I meant word association test  Jung   Youre familiar

she relaxeduncrossed her legsunbound her breasts

                                                            Yes.  I'll play.

Awright

             However  a slight change in the rules in her face she thought again about binding Youre good

Though I like where your mind went

I like your mind

    A slight change? meaning her Yes could come off the table

I understand  getcha

                         The change is  Im not going to give one wordbut multiple words

she relaxedspine eased

made him smile wolfishly

                          she knew him too well 

who knew fuckbuddies would get to know one another so well

Okay.

Okay

Ready

As ready as I’ll ever be.

                          she leaned in nearer himeyes fixed on his mouth as if she was going to see the words come out of it

Warm    Freshspun    Cotton    Candy

she mouthed them didnt say them out loud

                                                                                           Me.

Sonofabitch

   

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Pink Floyd  Have a Cigar  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbdpv7G_PPg

whenever he got together with her  at her place

                                                  she had quite the placealways made fresh coffee

they volleyed versus

                      which tickled him  versus singular and plural forms was versus

then  she tried to disagree with him

she should know better

                            Your phones right by your hand Help yourself

Me  I trust no one

Vet for myself

    A penchant you also haveotherwise  I might not join you in coffee an debate

Thank you.

she looked

    Well I’ll be a sonofabitch.

Nice isnt it

Wha

Sonofabitch

             Permission structure    No.    Cunt    I wish you wouldn’t.

Wish

       Thas not a thing

What a prick.

See  Permission

 

Babble vs. Gibberish

Believe vs. Think

one that goaded him

she disagreed

Curious wasnt Common Sense

                                 No. I don’t think . . .    Believe    I said think.    If so damn sure believe is more accurate    I said, think.

                                     I don’t think common sense is a thing.

If I didnt believe that about us Id have to lay down an die

                                                               Common sense is a subset of curious

Lies are a subset of hallucinations

 

    And what am I supposed to make of that?

You make an Ill go inside refresh your coffee  May I

                                                       Im freshing mine  he stood

handing him her mug Thank you.

Youre welcome

                 Want me to bounce cream when I do 

Let me see my coffee.

he handed it back to her

she mused

                 Yes. Please.  Only slightly.  she handed it back to him and he looked in it

I can do tha

You do have your talents.

Curiositys one

                  Mull over what I said

Well pick it up when I return   Or we can table it if you conceive of another versus before I get back

You’re optimistic.

Curious

 

when he returned she was in the pool  naked

                                                     Coffee will get cold

Don’t get your ass in here I’ll get cold.

set the coffees downlost his clothesshe could microwave them when they got out

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