he had pushed herpushed her hard

   lost her coolblew  her cool

                                  You’re so rude.

I am

flummoxed  You . . you’re . you’re ruthless.

I am

   You’re unapologeti . .

. . If an apology is warranted Id give it

                                            My ethics are stringent

You’r . .

. . An equal opportunity offender

   Hello

What am I supposed to sayexpected to say to that?

Nothing Not a damn thing

                               Not a damn thing

she made a puss

he suppressed the temptation to say Whas with the puss puss

                                                                    but withheld it

also tampeddown a ridiculousdesire to take a phone snapshot

if she saw what he saw shed turn insideout

                                                it was not flattering                                             

and she was a very attractive woman

                                           unless  obviously   crossed

1752,  Monday,  13  1. 25

she was her mothers executor

                                walked into her mothers bedroom and found her niece and her aunts on her mothers side going through her mothers jewelry

What are you doing?

her niece  I was showing my aunts Gram's jewelry.

I see that. Why?

   Well, her jewelry is going to be dispers . .

. . Not by you.

                No.

But I thought . .

. . You thought.   What?

she bit her lip

What?

   You don’t think. This is my mother’s jewelry and she has shared with me who gets what. Your aunts aren’t getting anything, they weren’t named, and I take distinct offense you brought them into her bedroom in her home with the intention that they were welcome to pick and choose what they want.

They get nothing.

she sat on the bed with her aunts  said nothing

Go.

her niece cleared her throat Gram . .

. . Gram nothing.

Go.

     Too Bad. So Sad.

his sister related this with him

Too bad so sad

Yes.

Who do you think you are

Who do I think I am?

Yah

      Ya think youre me

his sister burst out laughingsplit a gut

he joined her laughter

                            We might sppose were our mothers children

Ya think?

I know

1419,  Monday,  13  1. 25

1614,  2sday,  14  1. 25

she was telling him about her experiences in Montessori

they were discussing education

                                   he told her it wasnt until after college that he heard about it and maybe had he been informedhad learned of it while in college he would have stayed in the curriculum to become a teacher

though curriculum had been its deathknell

dropped that first course

the Registrar reimbursed him for it and all his textbooks a considerable amount of money

took that money and invested it in a buddys startup business

                                                                   Apogee handcrafted bongs

they made a killin

I didnt know you taught at a Montessori

Yes. It was held in a church basement.

Generous of the church

Not so.

How do you mean

Some of the children were disabled. Disabled by polio. Walked with the aid of leg braces, some on crutches. Down stairs.

Down  Stairs

Yeah.

There wasnt a freight elevator  elevator

No.

   Was there ever an accident

Not while I was there.

Sppose it makes sense

Sense?

          How do you mean?

If a kid went down a flight of stairs

Who woud sue God

1052,  2sday,  14  1. 25

Felons Executive Time

legacy media was reporting on Felons forthcoming  Day One  Shock and Awe                                                                                                                               https://apnews.com/article/trump-day-one-border-executive-actions-30f78c3c983ae74555f281446fe22710?cid=eml_howtowin_%7Bdate%28%E2%80%98yyyyMMdd%E2%80%99%29%7D

   best clowny can put together is an Awshucks

                                                              coud suck a haystraw while hes at it

Yah

      he intended to oppose him at every turn he was able to

even wrote Felon at Truth Social to ask him how long he intended his new Executive Times would be during his lame-duck term

            explained he was definitely expecting it  a cherished holdover from Felons last golf-riddled term

1253,  2sday,  14  1. 25

https://www.axios.com/2019/02/03/donald-trump-private-schedules-leak-executive-time

Christ. What are you doing?

leaning against a kitchen counter he looked left

                                                  she stood at its threshold bundledup in the bed looking like a Wookiee

he smiled

Don’t you laugh at medon’t you dare it’s freakin’ cold.

Not in bed as I said as youre proving

                                           Watchin the steam cominoff the coffeemaker

Fascinating

             Same kind of fascination one enjoys while watching logs burn in a fireplace

Well have coffee inside five

Go back to bed  Ill bring you your coffee

It’s cold.

Suns climbing the sky Itll warm

You’re not turning on the heat?

No

You won’t turn it on for me?

No

Not for me.

Not for anyone

                 I told ya wha youd have to brave

What if I said I was dressing and going home?

Want me to bring your coffee to your place

   You’re not kidding.

You know me better thantha

   Ill bring your coffee to bed we can cuddle  Ill warm ya

And if I put my cold feet on your belly?

Ill warmem

I’m not bluffing.

I know you better thantha

Goddammit. Goddammit. Goddammit.

Three letters

               Ill guess Y and   E  an S   Be right there

You’re such a fuck.

Yes

     Were good together

Head in right there

You ain’t all that mister.

Though apparently enoughGo

sighed  shuffled into and down the hall

   Kiddo he thought  shes an awfully good sport

0914,  2sday,  14  1. 25

old old if it aint broke don fix it  pneumatic tube sighed

                                                        they got the message  knew he was offanrunnin with something

Whereya gonnago with tha

Yasee its pregnant with possibilities

Pregnant with something

   Yasee right

Things on this end a bit sketchy  obtuse obscure

                                                    Assumed due to you being undecided

As yet

        Mulling it over  Yaread it yah

Over your shoulder as you were writing it down

Let me have youse doublecheck me

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Ditto

Single Women Who Are Looking For Love

Will be savagely disappointed

                                 Ditto

Not necessarilybut well return to tha

Really  Like tha  Suspense inspired

I like tha

             It continues  Share Your Emotions With Ladies Which Can’t Hide Their Feelings

Id say who but I didnt write it

Like they ever could

                       Ditto

   Not tha Ive been with

Hellno you don leaned on women to keep their mouths shut

                                                                 Woudnt cuz ya date bright attractive women

Aint got smarts youre byebye

True

Were also troubled Don think the ad will make any headway callin women ladies  Woudnt want to be called one

Ditto

Returning to the scene of the crime  The suspense

Ohyah  Occurred to meId like your take

                                           Occurred to me   It may be meant for women

Women

Love

Whadayamean

Theres a long long road between meetin someone  an love

                                                               Love from the getgo out the gate hefty lift tall order

Why people date why they vet

   You don think people go in . .

. . Lookin for love

Yah

Nah  Be a mistake

                      An men arent plied by love unless liars lookin to get laid

Think women want tha  

                           Maybe ladies do

Yathink

I know

         I love dear friends but thas not to say Im in love withem

Don know not convinced

Imagine the ad as an outline

                               Loves  Introduction   Roman numeral I

Following subtext  capital letter A

Whereya goin

Capital A  Share emotions

Awright

Next Capital B  Square emotions not hidin their feelings

                                                           Immediately Yasee men in tha prospective outline  Descriptors

I don

       Unless liars  as Ive already posited

You werent attracted

Not at all

Awfully attractive woman pictured

Advertised

             But thasaid cant say Ive ever beeneven as a boy influencedswayed by ads

 

1120,  Monday,  13  1. 25

Beatles  The Long And Winding Road  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR4HjTH_fTM

Johnny Lee  Lookin’ for Love  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mxIHL6d-RM

Hit the brakes

                  whole chassis froze on his command

he was arrested                                                     

had interior squirt some oil into his neck vertebrae before he dare lookupcrane to see what he heard on-line

                                                                                                                 . . . fukkus . . . fukkus      . . . fukkus sounded like someone begging pitifully

Youtube lets commercials advertise  fuck us

Don think so kids when he was ableoil had worked its way in alleviatingeasing any risk of binding

                                                                                                   Look

they did together

was a McLaren car commercial

had never seen one before

had to be virtually dumb luck had Zero interest Zero zeal in automobiles

                                                                              their corporate slogan Fearlessly Forward

. . . we fukkus Fearlessly Forward

OH

         So nobodys comin to fukkus

Into

Into

   Comin into fukkus

                        Assume hes a European engineer with a thick accent or plays one on television  Accents  audio  are sensualattract attention

Focus kids

             Focus

Whellshit thas anticlimactic

I hear ya

           I apologise for jammin the brakesdumpin everybody forward

Everybody okay nobody hurt

   Nah none tha we can tell  Howbout you

Im fine braced before braking

                                 I believe our psychosynchronisation is greaselighting

Acts like axons

Apparently

   Were good

All good

Awright back to wha I was fukkusin on

                                             Later gang

Betcha bossman

1008,  Monday,  13  1. 25

Bangles  Manic Monday  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w

What are you talking about? I know words as every bit as good as you.

L  I  T  O  T  E  S

What?  What did you spell?

L I T O T E S  Lai tow teez

                               As you know

Since you know words as well as me

Means

   he began to pull his iPhone out of his front hip pocket

No don do tha

I don’t know every word you do.

But every bit as good

                         Ironic understatement

For example  Its not straightforward  negative term or terms create emphasis

You anya know this so well You are not unfunny

                                                      As a matter of fact youre a fuckin riot as set forth right now

Awright

   But I like words like you do.

You do  But like an knowing arewe agree  two different things

                                                                     I like the way they look

Thaswha attracted me to litotes  Clean  Elegant  Likeem for their ability to craft  to emphasise  either explicitly  or subtly   Make someone pullup short wondering if youve complimented them or not

I saw it

         Had to look it up

Then liked it all the more

I can see a womans tshirt line with litotes across her breasts

                                                                   Believe part of the attraction was the O for an I 

Woud actually consider

                             I  above

                       L I T O T E S

Or consider a C before

                          C  L I T O T E S   Quick glance looks like clitoris

Sex sells

   Or not  A MR FELON tshirt

Woud think of GoFundMe tshirts if it didnt take a cut all the proceeds for the strict benefit of people whose lives have been disruptedturned upsidedown by the LA fires

The harrowing overhead pictures of Malibu a day apart

    How did words get us here?

1727,  reggaefriday,  10  1. 25

2107,  Sunday,  12  1. 25

D&D  BDSM

               made his brain roil

 

atop that mess he questionedprompted her  she was churchy 

                                                                  Do you have any idea wha a lectern tha a priest reverend speaks from is called  But its not lectern or dais or pulpit

Yes.

Yes not that he was incredulous  but how quickly she responded 

Im surprised that you of all people, words, words, words, that you don’t.

Not my bag  Im not religious

                               I figure Im ahead of the game if I know wha a crucifix is

he could heard her shake her head over the phone

                                                 Gimme a break kiddo  Ifya know say

It’s a called an ambo.

Spell

A M B O.

Were talkin about the structure that Orson Wells spoke from in the film Moby Dick It was shaped like a ships hull

Yes. Exactly. 

                 Projecting from the soleas.

Spell

S O L E A S.  Also raised, a projection.

distracted  Youre a sharp cookie

   You’re thinking, aren’t you?

                                    What's turning, or should I say churning, in that skull of yours?

A M B O

As an acronym?

Fraid so

            You got one

I do not.

   And tripping your light fantastic?

Alien Mates Bodily Orifices

Because.  Why?

Dungeons Dragons Bondage Discipline Dominance Submission Sadomasochism

Alien to me

                However  A common thread    Sex

Very human

An therefore Id think very alien too

                                            Primal

You are a peach.

I am curious

    So . . . what else is new?

1727,  reggaefriday,  10  1. 25

1821,  Sunday,  12  1. 25

spent most of his life talking on landline telephones

they were virtually impervious to cuttingout voice glitches interruptions distortions

                                                                                       drop a fuckin pin can hear it bounce

his daughter calledsurprised him

                                      hadnt expected to hear from her until next week

she was outanabout living her life

he had his was retired

she was jealous

Donbe Donrush your life time goes quick enough

                                                    Put in your time an in time youll enjoy the fruits of your labour 

So you keep tellin’ me, Papa.

As I will

they were talkin cell to cell a thousandmiles apart

she was attending a game confab

                                     wasnt a cosplaying event couldnt wrap his head round tha

he got Halloween

werent cosplayers

                   but

to each their own

which is why he couldnt understand the bitch about LGBTQIA+

                                                                    they werent cosplayers

they were genuine

as his daughter was going on about the various games excitedly she mentioned one cut out caught a D an wha he thought was a M

    when her garbled voice returned he interruptedExcuse me baby

Yeah Papa?

You cut out

I’m sorry.

Not your fault

The game you were talking about  is it about B D S M

thought shed split a gut

                           Woowooo . no . . I said D and D.

Which is wha

Dungeons and Dragons.

Ah

I know not up your alley like BDSM would be.

Got tha right

               Yaknow me so well  so very well

1204,  Sunday,  12  1. 25

404preferred,  Sunday

priceless

granted

            they were high

yet he opened a bottle of vodka without challenge

   Wharya doin

he had a bottle of Kahlua a cartonpint of cream

                                                    Yathrowin some vodka in with tha

What?

Kahlua cream vodka  A White Russian

   Nah. I don’t think so.   I don’t like vodka's bite.

It hasnt a bite

You may not think so but I do.

   Vodkas like tofu  Takes onenhances its determinators

                                                               Spikes the proof  Youre tossing it atop a sweet liqueur an cream

I’m tellin’ you I don’t like it.

dismissive  Each his own

Yeah. You say.

                  Yet you don’t act like it’s each his own.

No  Not when Im drinking across from a guy

                                                 You know my knock on the feminisation of men

Why you have to keep on that?

Woudya rather I call it wha it ispull no punches

                                                   No euphemism   Understand  Im tryin to be nice

What euphemism?

Yakiddin me

No. I’ve no idea what you’re talking about.

Awrightthen Feminisation of men

                                     Castration

Akin to self-deportation self-castration  Yah I believe tha

                                                             Men keep gettin softer an softer  Undergo plastic surgery  Men use whas been womens makeup cosmetics

How deephow fuck effete can we go

                                         Not my cup of tea

   

   But if I may lemme return to my original question as youre getting into the Kahlua

What?

You understand youre tryin to unscrew a bottle cap tha youve already unscrewed

                                                                                        Yaforget wha screwins like

1603,  Saturday,  11  1. 25

1442,  Sunday,  12  1. 25

he goes to bed alone

then many many night he wakes and finds that hes not

                                                                     a conundrum

    nah

many many of those nights correspond with him falling asleep shortly after masturbating

yah

      thats who he wakes to

Whasup bub

Im the one who shoud be askin you

Im fine  Jim dandy

                HA  Wha arya doin  Up

Evidently providing you blood

                                 Fuckin vampir . .

. . Who ya really don  actually  mind   a bit  bite if we be playin games

Nah  Don mind at all

                       Tryin to figure out why youd be  hanginround euphemism  while Im contending with triads

DUH

Whadaya mean duh

So thaya can fightem with both hands tied behind your back

    he laughed  Really

laughing  Really askin really

                                 Ya whippedem

Awmygawd despite himself  Funny

                                      Seems ya got a brain in tha head of yours

Twos better than one

                        Suggest you keep tha between us

Lotsa guys walkinround just follow their cocks

I hear ya

Say

Yah

Last night was pretty hot

                           Yaplannin on meetinup with Violetexcuse me   meatinup  any time soon

Youre hilarious

Ofcoarse Share the same sense of humour

Marias throwin a party . .

. . Which  Hmmhmmin or chemise

Hmmhmmin  She has a house

Yes yes thas right thas right

                                  Woudya be crossin any lines

Not if we play Seven in Heaven

    Have I ever told you how much I like the way you think

You havent

             Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you  how much ya standup for me

Yahavent

Then Im happy we cleared the air

Yah

Im goin try to go back to sleep

Ill probably be here when you wakeup

                                            Looking over you  as it were

6AMish,  Sunday,  12  1. 25

1107,  Sunday

Tommy James and the Shondells  I Think We’re Alone Now  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soj0v4v4MzU