Jeez  a freakin resume

                          Re Sue Me  If Im lyin Im dyin    Wha a load of crap

That’s how it works.

                       Online. It’s a different game.

Its bullshit  A miserable shortcut

                                    Get up off your ass play the field make your mark   Punany be there

he laughed

              Can see you haven’t dated in some time. You’re so out of step.

Steps aint changed People are people  Men Women

                                                        If these are the rules I cry horseshit

If I did my first question of a prospective date

                                                 You own a vibrator

Are you kidding me?

No

     Dealkiller if she don own a vibratorwhy woud I date her she waitinround for a man to get her rocks off  Wha I understand from my daughter there aint a lot of real men out there for the pickin

Dealkiller Yogi Berra

Dealkillers  Don know Muhammed Ali George Foreman Ken Norton great White Hopes Gerry Cooney Tommy Morrison flashes in the pan They werent gonna beat a black man

You think boxing is a deal killer?

Woudnt suckup to mixed martial arts  UFC fans

                                                    Im not interested in circus  And bread

Whadafuck This ancient failed Rome   No

You’re ridiculous. You’d not do well online.

Ohno not at all

                  Im not interested in fragile women an strong women shoudnt be interested in fragile men who need to be stroked need a Mommie

Pricks

       You know how hard it is not to callem cuntsChrist

    You won’t be dating online.

OhHell no I wont

                   Ill be out an about pressin flesh

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Woudya quit bickerin wid me you are  Youre a doter

    Doter?

A doter yah

What the hell are you talking about?

This relationship  youre not in

Not in? What’s that?

Whaya think youre in but aint

                               Youre a buddy buddy The End  Like how we ended childhood stories we wrote for school how fairy tales end

Doter.

Extremely an uncritically fond of

                                   You shoudnt say I love you Yaoughta say I dote you I dote you very much I dote you to the moon an back

Dote

You’re one to talk.

I am  Because Im the antidoter

                                 I let go I don ditherFUCK yamay be a ditherer an a doter Though take solace Double Ds Coud brag tha up an with your propensity to nickname shortcut acronyms  go by double Ds nod an wink

You’re ridiculous.

Says double Ds to the antidoter

                                 Itd be a cold day in Hell before Id go off on your tangent

It is well intended criticismBEHOLD  Behold the light brother  watched his face screwup   Don  I know whas comin save your breath

Tacere

What?

Please  It goes without saying matter to be passed over in silence

                                                                     Hush it

You do you, and I’ll do me.

Wha I thought

               Yup    Masturbate

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facing him in bed she got up on an elbow

her breasts were attractivedistracting

he brushed her nipple with the back of his fingers

I’m looking at you . . . and I can see you got something going off in your head, and I don’t believe it’s that sweet pillow talk of yours.

    No Though later   Be patient with me an Ill be happy to tell you an erotic bedding time story

Bedding time?

Yah  I tell good tales

You do.

           So baby . . what’s on your mind?

Have two observations

                         You recall the advertisement we saw on TV this evening  there was a side bar  someone signing what the voice-over described

I do, it was unique to see an ad signed.

                                           What will marketing think of next?

Ive been thinking  anya know wha think

she laughed quietly

                     There only one thing I know what it is when you’re thinking it, the whole rest of it, I don’t know and wouldn’t want to try guessing.

Thas fair thas fair

                     I think what we saw was the fine print at the bottom of the page for televised media

she cocked her head like a little bird

                                         I’ll need more.

I don sign

            So while we might think theyre signing precisely the content context of the ad I think  anlikely  majority of it legit  but wha an excellent place for a business to admit theyre blowing smoke up your ass their products are not going to work as advertised an when someone tries to sue them theyll say they were honest  they revealed tha by signing Christ  if fiftythree percent of American adults  love it  sixteen years an older   cant read at a fifth grade level how many freakin Americans know wha a signer is signing

I don

    How your mind works. Never would have guessed that.

                                                                That’d be clever though.

Upfront right in your face

she leaned forward gently kissed his forehead

he loved her heat her scent the close proximity to her breasts  distracting him

    Awright.  One down, one to go.

Harris’ economic plan The child tax credit Helping low an middle-income families givingem six grand when they have a new baby

That’s something, isn’t it? You agree?

I do She also wants to restore the Trumpvirus-era program that gave families up to thirtysixhunred dollars a child

Yes. That’s right.

Agree onehundred percent

Those families need tha six grand

                                    Particularly in light of Dobbs Jackson an certain states fuckedup states forcing women to have their rapists babies their sick incestuous father brother uncle cousins  baby

Until at least  Roe is restored

How you think.

he smiled

           Sometimes I think it would be nice to be able to take my brain out of my head and put it in a box walkaway  leave it there a few hours a day

Might be nice

Will you remember where you put it?

Ill tell you before I do  I trust you

                                         Now

he put his hand to her shoulder gently pushing her off her elbow onto her backshimmied close looked her in the face  softly kissed her forehead  nose  eyes   kissed her lips

Now

      squeezing her breast her erect nipple poking his palm   Were going for a ride  Well find our own lovers lane get in the backseat  Im undressing you . . .

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https://www.npr.org/2024/08/15/nx-s1-5077776/kamala-harris-child-tax-credit-housing

https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/21pdf/19-1392_6j37.pdf 

the stubby pink googlyeyed fish wedged between the windshield and dash was netted by a triumphantly pleased spider who got a mouthful of yarnsputtered  harrumphed    wandered off to spin a fresh web to capture hard crisp carapaces inject them a little love bite

                               then   later    enjoyed the jug of fresh purplemarled offalwine inside

googlyeye was a gift from a witch who cast a spell on it and told him if he set pinkie on the dash she would stop the crack in his windshield from growing

                                        What do I owe you

You eat me on demand.

he didnt think that was too high a price to pay

Get on it.

    his acknowledgment was mumbled

BABY whatever the hell you mumbled do it again.

mumblemumblemumble mumblemumble  MAWbled MAWbled MAWAWAWAWed she came

                                                                                                   Christ  Ohme ohmy

he dug women who ejaculated

gave her several more deep AWAWAWAWs

                                             STOP!stops not no 

AWAWAWAWed away  stuck his finger up her ass

                                                     Christ!but didnt stop

she lost her mind

                     he swore  later   hed help her find it                                                                   

I swear  Scouts honour

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Max Headroom Nil Headroom reminds him of former  the vapid Ex-president

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzPlotAwm8Y

paint head orange lousy coiffure

                                    stylists didnt have much to work with

A shoo-in

1618,  Saturday,  26  10. 24

had edibles

high coming on

lubricatedanimated with alcohol

                                  his cold clean vodka  buddys Kahlua and Baileys

You ought to try a sip, I think you’ll like it.

Im not Mikey

Mikey?

Life cerealHe likes it!

Christ.  How you seque.

                           Try a sip.

Its sweet yah

Yes.

Viscous

Yes.

Cums been described tha wayI think not

                                            Though I appreciate the offer

nonsense flowed

sense interrupted

on occasion common sense leaned in

You’re familiar with the Dutch tulip boom and bust in the early seventeenth century?

he looked at him and actually crossed his eyes

                                                  You fucking with me Why would I know tha why woud you

I’m an investor.

Youre not you don play the market you read something didnt ya why don you just share rather than ask an inane question

It only seems inane to you because you didn’t know.

Inane  because Id guess not a week ago YOU didnt know either

                                                                     Just share  Don question

You sound angry.

Irritated

         You don want me questioning you on things Ive known a long time an you havent a clue    Do you

A simple question  Binary

I thought it fascinating.

Then share the fascination   Joe In the early seventeenth century sixteehunreds I know century confuses the shit out of you In the early seventeenth century there was an epic boom and bust of tulips in Holland

Tulips distract me

                   I think  two lips  I think  new lipstick Wha do you think Comere an let me try it No no youll smear it Or  you can kiss me   elsewhere

BOOM

       not bust  wee bit of choke

 

 

Are you quite through?

Waylay me I waylay you

    Broken tulips sold for as much six times someone’s yearly salary.

Fortunately Im familiar

                         Something called a mosaic virus I love the word mosaic infected the bulb an caused the flower to break its lock on a single color

An old girlfriend two really great lips adored tulips as much as I adored hers   She shared with me

Tell me you werent fishing for a question despite the fact you were

                                                                         Awfully transparent

Despite you thinking not

    I like thaya keep tryin though

 

Can I refresh your vodka?

Thanks  Ill go in with you

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tulips  https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dutch_tulip_bulb_market_bubble.asp

Mississippi  https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/09/mississippi-bubble.asp

South Seas Bubble  https://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/062315/five-largest-asset-bubbles-history.asp

broken tulips  https://amsterdamtulipmuseum.com/blogs/tulip-facts/broken-tulips-the-beautiful-curse

psycho

         path

socio

                 pathetic

apathetic

flummoxed to orgasm

                      What was that?

why were they  she wet he hard

    What was that?

he could have said

                    but he knew them cruel killed a chained barking dog with a bat a cat with a bow an arrow and laughed as it tried twisting back on himselfherself to rid it of an axis axle not of their knowing  and slowly writhing  die

       still laughing

                         wiping tears from their eyes

 

he could have said Youre sick

                                but had walked away

complained to the police

walked to their house and told their mother

told the dogs owner

buried the cat

he detested them

                          pathetic

socio

       path

psycho

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Woowooo step asideaway Mr Tolkien

                                        Storming your cellar door  ambivalent bivalve

Woudbe Shells   Difficult to care to emote when ones boundaries have to be split rather than penetrated

Yes

Ones

Molluscs are sentient  chuckled thinking Shylock  Merchant of Venice

                                                                        If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? hed love to see oysters giggle emit silver quivering threads of bubbles If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? that rare bad oyster which sends us to the toilet waste bucket on our laps as we shit and vomit at the very same time

Mad molluscs

                second phonaesthetic candidate

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Again

Are you not listening to me?

I am

       I just want to know I heard you correctly because the expression on your face explicitly  suggests you believe it

What do you mean I believe it?

You do Please

                  Say again

I said . . . can you hear me?

Im listening

I said, people rise to the level of their incompetence.

You believe tha

                Can you describe a person promoted  rising to their level of incompetence

Describe someone?

Yes

    Why describe someone? Seems self-explanatory.

Sounds self-explanatory

                            Please  Someone

What’s the point?

I believe  its satire

It’s Peter Principle.

Im unfamiliar

You don’t know Peter Principle?

Rising to my level of incompetence

                                         Describe someone   

Cant use me Im already taken

Describe someone . . .

You can make them up

Can you?

Without a doubt

                  I wanna hear your take

Let’s hear yours.

Because you havent one

No, I’m not saying tha . .

. . I am

No.

      I’d like to hear your example.

Very well

A street prostitute

Goes to Keystone West Virginia

                                   Works in a brothel   Cinder Bottom

On her back eight hours a day

   Is that true?

No

     Sarcasm   Satire

Your turn

I got nothing.

Nothing

Next time ya bringup something tha apparently floors have onetwo examples woudya

                                                                                            Ifya have to waste my time entertain me

Thasaid  Nevermind

                           Just try not to waste my time

trying to look but hurt You don’t think you waste mine? 

No

     Shit I tell you woud never ever occur to you an for tha alone  priceless

Timeless

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https://www.gsb.stanford.edu/faculty-research/publications/peter-principle-theory-decline

 

Americas a garbage can

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nhDAmHTx-zc

 

when you vote

youre attesting to who you are

you are cosigning what America will be

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I was folded just right

                        Just shy of polymicrogyria   Hence my prodigious memory

Yeah.

       Compared to who?

You for one

Youre always skating on thin ice  Why youre a lousy storyteller

I can tell a story.

Yah  Then why don ya Im willing to listen

                                                 Tell me a little story

I’m not going to tell you a story.

Why

I’m not telling you one.

    Because

I’m not.

Because

            You havent one to tell

he motionedcocked his head

Don  Yahavent  No shame

                              Im bummed you don  Yacant

    Under glass Sulci an gyri ordered their bone ceiling replaced  Theyd heard of blue skies white scalloped clouds  Yellow sun Pale ghost waning moon

They imagined

 

Then they thought  brain agreed

                                       Arent we running this show

Feebly vainly the human responded  But I’ll be bald.

Youll be crazily unique Anya wont have to shave your head   We can do this

                                                                                        Whaddaya say Tarzan

Remember  First kid on the block  Envy of the neighbourhood

    We can do this

You think?

We think

    You really think?

they held their tongueswanted to chide Do we think

Woudnt say if we didnt

suddenlyenthusiastic pushed from behind not that they knew I’m in!

Howbout dem apples huh

                            sang softly Blue skies nothing but blue skies coming our way

    The End

As I said Folded just right

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1107,  reggaefriday,  25  10. 24

https://www.nature.com/articles/s42003-024-06175-9#:~:text=The%20sulco%2Dgyral%20pattern%20is,and%20cognition%20is%20largely%20unknown.

https://today.ucsd.edu/story/study-identifies-cause-for-excessive-folding-of-gyri-in-human-cerebral-cortex#:~:text=Most%20animals%20with%20large%20brains,cognitive%20functions%20of%20the%20species.

Kazukii  Way Out  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TYT9P-So9c

Willie Nelson  Blue Skies  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI4ZTXOi6Ew

Benzs

she was a Benz

howd he get so lucky

her friend

            also a Benz

they were lovers

                  Benz One said of B Two

when BTwo strolled erotically  over her feet didnt touch the ground he intended to ask

                                                                                          but

when she arrived they kissed deeply passionately

                                                     he was aroused

breaking their embrace BTwo said Hey Dude.

                                                after Halloween  he hadnt cut his hair or goatee yet Vegas happened

he met BOne on the rooftop bar  she had approached himhad to buy him a White Russian  Wait for my girlfriend to get a load of you.

                she pointed her out across the bar  brilliant radiant against the now unfocused unfocusable skyline  she was chattingup two women across the rooftop from them

                                                                  You’re her favorite cinema character.

She may want to fuck you. Not fantasise but . . Fuck. You.

he chuckled thought the alcohol might be talking

                                                 Youll forgive me Id try her on for size

She decides to try you on, we’re joined at the hip.

                                                    Up . . . for that?

Die an go to Heaven

breaking their clinch BOne whispered into BTwos ear lascivious grins

                                                                                 she said  Dude, care to have drinks in our room?

Id love to

 

 

he took a breather couldnt keep up

                                     they touched himstroked his chest arms legs cock  when they could

he wasnt ignored

was an accessory

he went for water

stood at the foot of the bed  sipped it

                                        admired their beautiful asses breasts pussies spines shoulders throats legs feet

    set the glass down

time to get back in the game  Gimme some room

                                                    entered them amid humoured soft giggles  erotic mews

    Benzs

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