7.8.23


what disposable income he had
he disposed of long ago 
                         delightfully  unforgettably    unregretfully

he wasnt waiting for his ship to come in

although a windfall wouldnt hurt

windfalls fluttered allround him fleshy threshers beating grain  scatterers feral weeds Johnny Appleseeds

the many believed it was their due

dues that had enriched them all their lives

he just wished theyd be more grateful  modest
less entitled
              often tempting him to played with the idea whaif  whaif   whaif it didnt come to themhad gone to another they were vehemently opposed
                                  exercising his black humour
Aah black humours only a kneeslapper if someones has a knee or is around to witness it
it inspired him 
                Did ya read the fine print

Who’s got time for that?

a kneeslapper being readied


What are you doing?

Im reading the fine printfinding what they buried out in the open

You’re ridiculous.

Nothing like slapping a ridiculousers knee or them stomping their foot
                                                                        echoes that resonate remarkably long  an faraway
physical harnesses of unspoken I told ya so
theyre less cruel
                  people respond better to a CRACK than an outloud insult
that can get you shot in the face
                                  even before one has a chance to say Hey, careful with that don’t point it at me.
never ever daring to sayto taunt in that hot moment Don’t point a gun at someone unless you intend to use it.

the wrong time to suddenly become an idea person


   if he had disposable income
                                  this time hed likely spend it on himself

along the lines of Fool mehe wasnt once shame on you  Fool me again  shame on me

2200,  Saturday,  5  8. 23
1531,  Monday,  7  8. 23


   improbable situations demand improbable solutions

women crowded beneath him taking showers in a natatorium 
                                                                 he didnt know they existed priorNice  to be ignorant

he climbed into the pipes overhead before they arrivedbefore anyone arrived 
                                                                                 say Skylights
nobody looks up
                he may have been counting on that


as time passed he had a sneaking suspicion nothing sneakier or more stealthy   
                                                                                     he decided he better go with it  
if a woman looked upcaught him there wasnt an Oops!card he could possibly play
   but
         this was the preeminent catbird pussybird seat to sit in  and preen
however
            Wha to do wha to do     Wha to do

Wha to do


for the twentyfifththirtieth time he wanted to Howlcut loose with a wolfwhistle

    There  Thasit

solution

songbird
          he turned himself into a little olivegreenapricot bird and sang his heart out over their heads sang to the wet naked ladies who lookingup smiled laughed and encouraged him 
                                                                       little did they know

Reggaefriday – Saturday,  4 – 5  8. 23
1406,  Monday,  7  8. 23


he knew he would see her tonight in his dreams
he would have made a gentlemans bet with himself if he was a betting man

   he met her in a daydream

wasnt usually where he met women
which made her evermore intriguing 
                                        So where did you meet? someone would ask   We met in a daydream
how does one respond to that
he had no idea
he only just met her


passingwalking in opposite directions he happened to catch her profile her left  immediatelyoverwhelmingly she reminded him of Selene  Luna  moon goddess  fleshed tawnyredhued ivory 
                                                                                  he held his glance longer than usual  unusual
undoubtedly feeling it she returned his glance 
her smile was quicker than his
beat him handsdown

she stepped aside out of the foot traffic brang a foot upleaned against a brick wall  their contrast was bedeviling

he weaved his way through oblivious walkerswalking somewhere in their heads perhaps in daydreams too   he hoped

turning her head as he approached she pouted disappointeddismayed hadnt quite seen a pout like it before but her eyes her eyes   the eyes dont lie 
                  SUDDENLY her right eye imploded
blood aqueous humor dribbled onto her cheek ran down it
she didnt cover the ruin with her hand
he wasnt repulsed
calmly looking at him she said  This is unfortunate.
                                                          the wound did not detract from her beauty

he handed her his handkerchief
taking itbringing it to her face It smells good  I thought only womens smelled good

Learned a few tricks helping my maw with laundry

she daubed her throat chin cheek 
                                     May I return it this evening

This evening he may have gulped  Yes of course

Then fine . . this evening.  she smiled bigger yet
                                                      and dematerialised
 
Thursday evening,  27  7. 23
1137,  Monday,  7  8. 23
The Undisputed Truth  Smiling Faces  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9yBjgrnpWI


he was meeting his girlfriend for coffee at a café she enjoyed
                                                                 she was walking late not running 
it was early
shortly after Six
no sweat
           he had paper pen a couple of bookswas able to entertain himself  

however his peace entertainment was diminishedrepeatedly interrupted by two characters across the room two men
they werent oblivious

after haranguing for ten minuteshe noted by the clock on the wall he didnt wear a watch or have one that he aware of the time spoke of his irritation

hed give them a couple more minutes a little more rope to rein themselves in before he would

had his girlfriend been there hed have been in their faces    

listening to their braying he was convinced their conversation was performance art acting for the benefit of the sparse room

as he was upapproaching them one defiantly stated he was pro-choicethis neck of the woods was decidedly Rightwing his cohort mumbledhe only heard only because he was on them  I’m pro-choice too.

   Gentlemen an I use the term loosely 
                                          Its not your choice  Hers 
Aside from tha woud you be so kind as to tone it down  My girlfriend will be hereglanced to the entry door momentarily  an Id appreciate speaking with her without raising my voice for her to hear me

they eyeballed each othershifted in their chairs 
                                                 he believed at least they realised standing over them he had the upperhand first one up first one dropped an then simple math one on one whicheverone still had to getup out of their chair
he was raised in Chicago
didnt mind donnybrooks
liked these odds
early morning coffeeshop
not a late night bar
Hey Joe!

he didnt turn towards her Hey baby  Right there 


Youll excuse me gentlemen I really appreciate your cooperation  Thank you

1738,  day-between-2-Ts,  2  8. 23
1007,  Monday,  7  8. 23

6.8.23

Hiroshima

78 years ago

                                                                          Murder by Death 
I apologise my American apology 

0830,  Sunday,  6August 2023

a mans word is his bond

Listen listen  Ive got a great fairy tale to tell

   Once upon a time 
                       exactly 1August 2023 once upon a time
Jack Smith
not Jack Sprat could eat no fat
not Jack be nimble Jack be quick
                                   though fingerscrossed thad be helpful 

Jack Smith  US Special Counsel  indicted former

“93.  During the meeting, as reflected in the Vice President's contemporaneous notes, (Mr.) made knowingly false claims of election fraud, including, 'Bottom line—won every state by 100,000s of votes' and 'We won every state. . .'" 

   Hmmm
             Seems to me tha odds were long Mr. won every state by “100,000s of votes” woudbe very unlikely   an particularly in states whose populations were less a million 

turns out there are six states and the District of Columbia with populations less than a million

among them  none of the seven states Mr. really really whined about 
                                                                          Arizona Georgia Michigan Nevada New Mexico Pennsylvania Wisconsin  the states that submitted slates of fake electors for him


according to the 2020 Census

District of Columbia 690,000

Alaska 733,391

Delaware 986,984

North Dakota 779,094

South Dakota 886,667

Vermont 643,077

Wyoming 576,851
                     “. . . won by 100,000s of votes . . .”

   O  O  The First Amendment
       --
1429,  Sunday – Hiroshima,  6August 2023

Gee babe, you look mighty deep in thought.


she walked over to himbeside him 
                                      You look mighty deep in thought.


she touched his shoulderhe sat up boltstraight asif shocked she steppedlunged back
Wha he asked wideeyed
she stepped awayher hand to her mouth then laughed through it
                                                                         I’m sorry she giggled into her hand I’m sorry . . I said . I said that you looked mighty deep in thought.

Im sorry I didnt hear you

That’s alright, I know that about you, but whenever it happens you startle me.

Im sorry As Ive said a survival skill growing up in a small house eleven when grandma came to live with us  Wha a treasure
            Whats up

I’d ask you. I put the lasagna in the oven. Through the doorway I have been watching you as you read.  Then you laid the book in your lap and stared at the wall.

Only looks like staring baby I donsee anything

Well, if I may, what were you thinking?

Ofcourse Youre always welcome to my thoughts
                                                        Why shoud I suffer them alone
she knelt beside him put her hands on his leg 
                                                 I don’t know suffer is accurate, though you’ve had some real beauts.

You’ve recoiled a few times he saw the expression on her face Youve gently recoiled Havent gone over on your ass your fine ass as it be my applebottom grrl

she smilednodded Nice recovery.

Thank you 
             I was just thinking about the recent billion dollar lottery winner  Obscene  Thinking it ought to be topped off atwha  twohunredfifty million Its only inspiring greed fantasy I think of the kids coming up thinking not of sure things not inspired to work perspiring working hard  rather playing  to win the big one

What made you think of that?

I stopped on the way home to fill the car Found myself waiting behind three others two men an a significantly large woman They by my estimate  were unfortunate unhealthy  They were buying lottery ticketsbuying beer cigarettes sugared drinks  I say lottery tickets lots an lots an lots of lottery tickets

They troubled me 

I was thinkinwonderin wha they must be thinkin whaif they won  You have to play to win Have skin in the game

You think topping it off would help?
                                      I think you’d tick smiled a lot of people off.
Call it a course correction

It helps provide funding for our educational system.

Thaswha it was sold on across America Barnum A suckers born every minute  Wha do you think of our education system I believe it ought to be our primary infrastructure concern I believe it lacks terriblylacking despite the best efforts of many many underpaid teachers

   Our thoughts align.

Thought they might
                     I don know wha topping it off would do although prior to lottery I believe our educationwhen we were kids was superior to todays  Kids were flunked When do you think the last time a kid was flunked their selfesteem  selffestering  more important than their education

I don’t know. 
It incentivised the hell out of me 
                                   But I wasnt a good student   School  Was  Hard 


Youre smiling because it was a breeze to you

I loved school!

Perhaps because you excelled

I can’t say. I don’t know otherwise.

Ifya ever wanna know ask me

You want to know how smart I was and am?

Ifya can legitimately say  Im tickled to hear

she smiled hugely gorgeous dimples  she brightened the whole room

he couldnt help but smile back as big as he could 


There.

There

Yes. 
      Im so smart, I fell in love with you.

3ishness,  Twosday,  1  8. 23
1029,  Sunday – Hiroshima bombed,  6August 2023

Hes so much fatter than they photographdraw him  Wha the hells tha Aint their job to make flattering pictures  or do ya think theyve been threatened behind the scenes

Man, really irritates you doesn't it?

he noddedsighed  Yes Im sorry to say Fats fat he coud fill a carnival tent by himself

For crying out loud.
Pitiful huh

No. Funny.  True.

I resent the courtroom sketch artists most I feel their license to honestly portray a subject the accused is tantamount 
If theyre gonna remove a few chins tamper with his jowls not record the bronze facial makeup top him with a flawlessly coiffured scalp they aint doing their job

Not much to nothing you can do about it.  Except suffer.


What are you smiling about?

I have an idea

Oh brothe . .
. . Don ohbrother me Im the idea guy   I get ideas its for others to execute

Preaching to the choir. You’re killing meyou’re absolutely leering.

Now you believe in absolute

Wearing it on your puss yes, absolutely.

Maybe I can getya to comeround

No.  Occasionally I’ll allow you a sliveryou’re welcome.

he grinned You’re welcome funny Thank you

You bet.
           So what of it?

I think if sketch artists are going to be disingenuous then what this country needs are courtroom caricature artists
Practically speaking their drawings will be more honest

   How long it take you to come up with that? 
Just now

546preferred (indictment announced 322P.M. Eastern Time – missed it by 24 minutesNUTS),  Twosday,  1  8. 23
0844,  Sunday – Hiroshima bombed,  6August 2023

5.8.23


Okay okay he said walkingup on him looking particularly pioussuperior
                                                                            immediately saw he was going to have to take him down a peg knock him off his selferected pedestal he had a thing for pedestals
                                                                                            he could do that effortlessly
he was constantly knocked himself off selferected erections
Okay okay okay wha

I have information that’ll force you to recant your absurd belief that coincidence is not a thing.
Its not
It is.
   Not
        Whats your evidence In your face it appears irrefutable under his breath This ought to be good

You admire Stephen Hawking.

I admire tha I cant understand his work Yes

But you admire him?

Yes  One well not meet again for possibly generations
                                                         Not tha well be here
Jay-sus. What a Debbie-downer.

Shitheadreally Debbiedowner Where does this effeteism ariseplease How has it even occurredpresented in your vocabularyLemme guess
                               Invagination
Wow you ever stop take a breath?

Not when my intent is offence after youve offendedprovoked me Unlikely
                                                                 PROCEED
You meanGO!

I do
      Suspense is kill meNot

You’ll change your tune.


I said you’ll change your tune.

   Proceed Go
                   Knock yourself out

I will. I’ll knock you out.

Evidence

In his book Brief Answers to the Big Questions, page five, because you’re a pain in the ass . .
. . A stickler . .
. . Pain in the ass . . he wrote that he was born exactly three hundred years to the day that Galileo died. He wroteI quote . I would like to think that this . coincidence . has had a bearing on how my scientific life has turned out.

Hawking confirms coincidence.

Context

   What do you mean context?

No playing dumb
                   Exactly threehunredyears to the day tha Galileo died  Was he only child born tha day

That makes no sense, that’s not context.

Ill assume others were born
                              Thasaid how many of his fellow birthdayers pursued astronomy cosmology

Did you read his book?

When it came out

Dammit.

Wha Striking some semblance of honesty

YEAH. He wrote that by his estimate twohundredthousand children were born the same day.

   My
          Wha a coincidence

Yeah. Well. He used the word. I use the wor . .
. . Wha a coincidence for you and he
                                        However as Debbiedowner is also not in my vocabulary Theres no such thing 
It is containedhas emerged from tha Flash tha Singularity from tha flashpoint of infinite density gravity which took place at no place no time

Jay-sus.

Scripted babe its been scripted including  
                                           In the beginningdon get your panties in a bunch Im not referring to the Bible In the beginning God created the heaven an the earth the earth was without form void an darkness was upon the face of the deep 
                      Hence zip coincidence

So what is coincidence to you if its not in your vocabulary?
Odd
      Oddll suffice

nearing 1700ishness,  Twosday,  1  8. 23
345preferred,  Saturday,  5  8. 23


Wow yahavent thrown sapiosexual down in a long while

I haven’t.
          You remember what it means?
I think the better question is
                                Do you remember

Of course I do. I taught you.

Taught You mentioned it to me
                                  So tell me again

Are you hemming and hawing?

Are you

   Sapiosexual.
                   Give me a second. 

DONE

I meant more than a second.

Ya mean give me a minute

Yeah. Okay. A minute.

Give me your iPhone

Why?

I can time ya an therell be no interruptions as yare partial to them

You don’t need to actually time me.

You aint letting go of your phone Awright
                                               Ill countdown in my headGO
Just a second . .
. . Ya mean a second or a minute

Christ.
         Just don’t GO me.
Goad  Cool

Would you shaddup?

he motioned with his hand to him

Go?

he motioned again

Okay. 
          And . . Go.

Sixty in his head

You arent going to be able to keep this up

Fiftynine shush

Don shush me

Fiftyeight Please

Just don shush me

Sorry fiftyseven

Thank you

Yare welcome fiftysix

Whyd he bring up sapiosexual

Fiftyfive
          I said readings was harder fiftyfour than writing

Because of your computer . .
. . Fiftythree my malfunction

Wha

Ive no idea fiftytwo

Pissed off another Inanimate

Fiftyone yes

Luddite to the core

An fifty beyond

Whaof your reading I . .
. . Fortynine its harder . .
. . I stepped out
                  Harder than . .
. . Fortyeight

Than writing

Yes fortyseven

How

Seduction fortysix

Hmm Seduction How

Fortyfive books seduce me walkin fortyfour past Howya doin How fortythree you doin Joey

From TV Friends

Fortytwo yah a come on

Fortyone 
Don
     Stop it Im counting forty

Awright twenty seconds

Thirtynine

He doesnt remember

No thirtyeight

You really gonna give . .
. . Thirtyseven . .
. . Give him sixty seconds . .
. . Thirtysix no thirty

This is embarrassing thirty

Thirtyfive seconds yes

Whabout the books

Thirtyfour
Walter Payton
Good thirtythree Ill explain listen in thirtytwo

I will

Good don thirtyone want to explain twice

TIME                                             

   THAT wasn’t a minute.
It wasnt yaoughta know by now

It’s comin . .
. . Sexually attracted to intelligence
I knew that.

You didnt say

I didn’t I was having trouble shaking that image you put in my mind of the books on your shelves trying to seduce . .
. . Not tryin Were successful

How?
        Successful?

Ya listenin

Ya don have to remind me

Successfully seduced

How do you mean?

I pluck it off the shelf its wet an I fuck it against the wall

Jay-sus.

Arya kiddin me

Kind of funnyhuh Look Hes embarrassed

Hes blushing

He is
      Hes a bit of a prude

Cant participate in a menage a trois cuz cant do two things at once

Exactly

Jay-sus. You’re ridiculous.

Actually Im not Im a bibliofuck     

   A biblio . . sexual?

Ohlook at you gettin clever
                             Now the question will be can you remember wha a sapiosexual AN a bibliosexual are Good thing Im not a betting man  Thas two things an yare only good at one thing at a time

1621,  Twosday,  1  8. 23
1103,  Saturday,  5  8. 23
Voulez vous coucher avec moi? Do you want to sleep with me?   Sleep No  Id rather fuck you  Lady Marmalade  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQa7SvVCdZk