Ya know how much time an effort you spend keeping yourself out of the gutter when gravity itself physics is naturally pullin ya down

You say that as if it’s not laudable.

Gravity physics Defying them is laudable

                                             Thats freaking unnatural

he snuffed haughty I find your argument, phrasing . curious.

Unphrase it

             Ya dig your equations an proofs  Lemme see  Reveal the bell curve Venn diagram  Dazzle me again with your Not a gamechanger Not a dealbreaker  Do 

 

Ya think yare laudable 

 

I think I’m a gentlema . .

. . Who doesnt wanna work that hard

                                        Then don do it thatd be laudablethatd be honest Im having tshirts made Tshirts well wear out togethercuz Ill tell ya

                                     My view from the gutter is spectacular

Tshirts?

Curious 

         We can be Mutt and Jeff theyll be selfexplanatory

All from your disregard and derision of . .

. . Of your changee breakee no tickee no washee yare killin mee prudishness

So if someone doesn’t share the gutter they’re a prude?

Its Un  natural

                 I don know how you got this far avoiding itI mean  its like a menu item in every breakfast joint greasy spoon luncheonette roadside diner Mom an Pop stand steak an chop house ad nauseam  lacking nausea

                                                                                                              Colourfulhuh

by the expression on his face he was losing himhe was checking out

                                                                       had to bring him back around

TSHIRTS  Babyblue Im thinking 

Grey or peach lettering 

Leaning peach 

Thematic 

or should we go starkblack shirt crispwhite lettering 

What are you talking about?

Well be upscale sandwichboards

Upscale sandwichboards?

Yes Promoting

Promoting the gutter?

Look at you hangin in therekeeping your eye on the prize

Conclude it, would you.

Suspense killin ya

I’m gonna kill you.

Ya couldnt without three more pair of arms

                                             Anwha a waste of arms hands an fingers

Exasperation looks good on you 

Just say, please.

I thought we ought to have achieved pretty please

                                                      But thatd be beating a dead horse

Handsome tshirts

Mine  I eat pussy!

Yours  Yeah, I don’t.

                       Not a gamechanger dealbreaker yawanna bet  Absolutely  Anya think nothings absolute

Well keep talley

1533,  Sunnyday,  1  8. 21

like 1101 to 2301,  Saturday,  7  8. 21

BeeGees  Lonely Days  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa2_CL-2ZI4 

 

ignorant as an egg

                    hadnt heard that before  heard egg on your face egghead don egg me on lay an egg walk on eggshells  idioms 

                    created by thoughtful people who have time on their hands  lifers  same ilk who create crude jokes baby jokes 

he followed bright as a new penny

not ignorant as an egg

might depend on the egg

bun in the oven

the bun aint ignorant

picks up external stimuli

why would anyone suspect that a chick a lizard a snake a black widow a platypus is ignorant 

life in its endless array and formats is aware 

                                                    although

after the egg hed agree ignorance can set in

before 1544,  Thursday,  22  7. 21

1246,  Saturday,  7  8. 21

Cat Stevens  Moonshadow  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwPK_JJvPbA 

she pursed her lips

                       lovely mouth 

she didnt have to

she had his undivided attention a major accomplishment  he recognised it

Anso . . do you believe in reincarnation?

that came in out of right field again

                                        though he liked her random approach to conversationit kept him on his toes  he may not have been a dancer but he could buy her drinks tie her up in knots verbally  lunge parry  cross with wit

You believe in reincarnation

I asked you.

I wouldnt ask youhavent asked you without showing my hand have I

she smiledtouched her tongue to a canine 

                                            No. You haven’t.  That's refreshing. We’re still playing, and you’re playing nice.

I have my moments

                     You believe in reincarnation

I like the concept, although homos that we are, I believe a majority of people would assume that reincarnated they’d return a homo. she played her homo card again  used it like seasoning or an herb  she was fond of it

A fine consideration mirrors mine Without a guaranteean none forthcoming  Id decline

Again, like minds; however, what is the reasonthe singular reason you’d decline?

I got two

Two?

Yes  Yabetter be working on your one

I better.

I do not want to return as a male anglerfish or a male bird Birds do it bees do it fish in the seas do it refused to be lured Ella

Let’s Do It.

Atta girl

          Im not surprised

Thank you.

             Why not an anglerfish or bird?

Anglerfish in short order has to find a female or dies an finding the female he fuses to her loses his eyes all his internal organs except his testes ultimately becomes a sack  a sack among many sacks the gal hauls around

Jesus.   I didn’t know that.

Bird I prefer having a cock an penetrate than a cloaca a mere opening   don sound like fun

I didn’t know that either.

Dismalhuh Reincarnation  slim chances Ill admit but Ive put it out into the world Powers that may be may be sick fucks

You

Give me a moment, I’m flabbergasted . crazy . .

. . A platypus is crazy too

after 1700,  Thursday,  29  7. 21

1139,  Saturday,  7  8. 21 

Ella  Let’s Do It  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXYKGL6MgKM  

Yahman yah

              he thought he was the shit he made her cry Jesus Christ JesusChrist JesusfuckingChrist when she came

he wasnt going to ask her for a highfivehe looked inside to his peanut gallery  I turned her inside out

Waahooo! You da man, you da man!

Right

      Shes gonna crave meshe aint gonna be able to get enough of me

Donbe losing yer shit now, yaint all that.

Wait  yaheard her

We did . . justdon get all caughtup in yourself.

                                                 Ya might not be whaya think yare; might have been a one-off.

Might not be who I think I am

Might not be.

                  Whamakes ya think yare?

Think Know  Yaheard her cry out

Aahyes, heard herheard her loud an clear; but she didn’t cry yer name, did she?

No not my name

                   But JesusChrist JesusfuckingChrist mighty close chortling smoked up out of the peanut gallery  Ya kiddin me Yare laughing

Muzzle it everyone . . . feelings!

You say feelings

I did, yadon want me, us, hurting yer feelings do you? 

I don follow  She busted a nut I made her cried JesusChri . .

. . That’s not your name.

No  Not my name

That’s our point. 

Your point

That’s our point; wouldn’t yahave liked her to cry your name?  Aint three syllables . . . Joe.

Your pointwhas your point

That she cried Jesus Christ.

 

Yathink thats oddIve cried JesusChrist  a wicked blowjob  taking a gal from behindwatching our reflection in a mirror

Yah.

      We rememberwe saw; crazy nights.

Just saying ya mightwe might be more impressed if she cried . . Joe!

Joe

    A single syllable don cut it Itd sound like a dog barking Joe Joe Joe   Joe Catch my drift Howling JoefuckingJoe still not conducivenot for a great orgasm the great orgasm she obviously enjoyed he cleared his throat  sought some acknowledgment 

We followcatch your drift, we do . . we do; if JesusfuckingChrist does it for you, then it does.

It does

If Iwe may.

May wha

                Wha

If we may?

Yamay knock yourselves out

Thank you.

Not yet

        Spit it out first

Awright.  Awright.

                    Whaif rather than JesusfuckingChrist . . she cried . AwRoger Roger! Fuck!Roger! whaif?

Roger

Five syllables each, man. JesusfuckingChrist. AwRogerRoger.

Roger

        Roger who

Ya got a buddy Roger.

                        While Jesus Christ aint a buddy, he is familiar.

Ya don take exception when JesusfuckingChrist is cried. In the heat of passion.

Yalook funny.

Yabeing funny

No.  Just saying.

                          Changes the dynamics.

after 1700,  Thursday,  29  7. 21

0117,  Saturday,  7  8. 21

Morris Albert  Feelings  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thKNDghvFRQ

 

 

he wasnt clever

                 he had his momentsthough they were few and far between

however it seemed recently that the leniency of his retirement if employers not hiring him staking him constituted leniency allowed his thought-process to slow linger  willow and distillate

                                                                       deliberate thoughts are usually better 

he didnt have to shoot from the hip anymore

he wasnt accurate when he did 

that afternoon he surprised him

usually he dragged him around by his hairdragged him back through the words hed just said 

                                                                                                   Ifya don wanna hear wha Im saying cut me off  Its gotta be embarrassingto some extent that either yare not following me or yare not hearing me

I can hear you.

Hearing aint listening buddy

                               If Im in deeper waters than ya care to be say so

absently his head down he passed his cellphone back and forth between his hands

An that damn thing is a distraction Set it down on the table

It’s not distracting me.

It is 

     You readily admitted you cant do two things at once Its distracting you Maybe its face like a mirror throws your reflection up an sets you to wondering about your next on-line dating hit thinking who she might be

                                                                                                          An wondering yarent listening to me 

You don’t understan . .

. . If yare listening to me youd know I understand 

                                                     Put the phone downDisconnect If youd rather look at your phone well have a beer some other time  I don wanna interrupt your fantasies

I’m not fantasizing. 

Oh  but you are 

 

maybe the accusation made him set it down maybe not

                                                               setting the machine down inspired him Fired a neuron as he was fond of saying

not five minutes later as they talked about his recent hospital stay 

                                                                      So, do you know how to tell who the head nurse is?

Umm its identifiedstitched onto her tunic declared on her IDher employment badge

No, the knees of her scrubs are soiled.

deadpan

he laughedcaught him off guard Thats funnyvery funny  usually my purview but thats funny  particularly coming out of your mouth 

               he kept laughingthinking he couldnt remember the last time he heard him tell a joke he shook his head thoroughly enjoying the moment

sundry sexual chatter followed 

not five minutes later

                       they were talking about the next time he had people over to his place for a pool party Could you do me a favor though?

Favour Sure

Yeah, thanks, don’t wear your drag suit; my friends are more tame than yours.

                                                                                  he howled at his own joke

he couldnt help but join himMuthafucker was on a roll

drag suit implying crossdressing not the Speedo polymesh his daughter gave him that he wore while swimming laps

Man ya ought to quit playing with your phone more often

                                                             You can be funny

after 1738,  Thursday,  24  6. 21

1232,  Reggae Friday,  6  8. 21

Is there anyone dumber than a devotee

                                           a zealot 

                                                      a fanatic

 

                                                                        weve reached the basement  the gutter 

everything else is up 

                      but thats not where theyre going

theyre on their hands and knees

                                   the hierarchys purest priests and patriots will stand on their backs 

he had no pity

               one shouldnt go down on their knees until they understand precisely what their purpose is  they should understand theyre a pawnshould be grateful theyre a pawn  theyve bought in 

hard rubber heels boot heels leathersoles arent forgiving  worse when goosestepping 

 

Surely there’s a purpose you’d serve, submit to.

Havent ran into one yet

There’s not a community you’d enter?

For wha purpose

Since you’re being stubborna real pain in the ass . . to survive.

Nah 

No?

     That was pretty damn immediat . . 

. . Ive already given it thought

You wouldn’t join a group to survive?

Group Wha is it   A community group your terminology footloosefancyfree A Church a gang  a faction

No matter to hell with labels; you’d be surviving. 

                                                   by his expression he knew he was being earnest  he liked how the plum leaves shadows fell across his face providing animation to his stonyrigid countenance

I know this wont placate youyoull take exception youll tell me Im splitting hairs quibbling prevaricating  Life isnt about survival its about living  Aint nothing getting out of here alive 

The oath we took to enter  its premise

                                           Yare conceived ya die

1600,  Saturday,  17  7. 21

324 or 1524,  Thursday,  5  8. 21

Michael Jackson  Thriller  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEHsIcsjtdI 

how smart is Texas

logic equations

in Texas

if a Trump virus case at school, then that administration does NOT have to notify parents

if head lice at school, then that administration HAS to notify parents

1954,  Reggae Friday,  6  8. 21

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/texas-wont-require-schools-to-notify-parents-of-covid-19-cases 

https://www.liceclinicsarnold.com/texas-law-requires-schools-notify-parents-head-lice-cases/ 

  

gritty Noem throws the bones

she encourages the Sturgis motorcycle rally

likely bodies will drop outside South Dakota

providing her plausible deniability

See no evil

Hear no evil

Speak no evil

shes part of the monkey troop 

Let em die

prefers 727 or 1927,  Reggae Friday,  6  8. 21

Noem plans to attend  https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/566396-noem-to-attend-sturgis-charity-ride-amid-covid-19-spike

horse paste saves them from Trump virus

ofcourse it does

                 https://www.thedailybeast.com/demon-sperm-doctors-new-bogus-cure-has-covid-truthers-eating-horse-paste 

        take a healthy tablespoonful heehaws  gobble gobble

choke on it

1813,  ReggaeFriday,  6  8. 21

https://one-news.net/the-reidout-%E2%80%93-8621/ 

 

it happens on occasion

                         a gratingprickling at the back of his neck abrupt fingerpokes in the head a numbnagging in his brain

YOURE MISSING SOMETHING 

                                       WHAS HE MISSING 

ought to be hard as hell to miss an atomic bomb even if it is Reggae Friday

Hiroshima

            https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/nine-harrowing-eyewitness-accounts-bombings-hiroshima-and-nagasaki-180975480/?utm_source=smithsoniandaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=20210806-daily-responsive&spMailingID=45421582&spUserID=MTIyMTUxODU5OTExNgS2&spJobID=2061411349&spReportId=MjA2MTQxMTM0OQS2

NEVER FORGET  

                  NEVER

prefer 409 to 1609,  Reggae Friday,  6  8. 21

Edwin Starr  War  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQHUAJTZqF0 still have my 45

 

some guys gotta take bows whenever they can

                                                  whether its warrantedworthwhile or not                       

speaking for himself he didnt bow didnt take compliments

knew he providedproduced his best efforts

didnt have to be told  acknowledged

wasnt one who needed to be stroked

                                         nobodys dog  no ones pet 

Soah . . you know the difference between wiggle and jiggle?

Wiggle jiggle Jello  jelly not jam

Huh?

Im playin wiggle jiggle tell me that don sound fun 

Okay, there’s that, but you know the difference between them?

Ya kiddin me

              Areya devolving before my very eyes  becoming a cretin

That’s not cool, Rosa’s law; stick to the question.

Marcellino Use her full name she deserves that

                                                   Introduced in Congress twothousandnine  signed into law twothousandten  Retard OUCH everyone cries  mental retardation  Replaced with intellectual disability  employing profound  severe  moderate  tossing out colourful ageold descriptors  idiot  imbecile  moron  Cretin  which ought to be brought back en vogue for too numerous to count Republican politicians who have virulentHA disregard for Trump virus vaccinations  their FREEDOM  their RIGHTS    freedumb  they said it  Retards  An all those who follow them

Fuckin lemmings 

Man, ya got a way of swerving out of traffic and not getting killed – you’re always doing this to me.

Useless information trivia I got a knack got it by the truckload

                                                                  But I know where I went offroad  Ya remember

Ya don remember

 

Gimme a moment.

Lemme know when I can help

                                I want ya to have a victory lap  Its a team effort 

Hint

Yeah, would you?

Wigg . .

. . That’s it! Wiggle and jiggle; you know the difference between them?

Look at you Completing the circle

                                    Like wagonmaster Ward Bond  cowboy  circling the wagonsya recall Wagon Train

You’re going off again in another direction.

Afraid youll forget the difference between wiggle and jig . .

. . I know the difference; I was asking you if you did.

Wiggle jiggle Jello jelly not jam

                                 Cretin

Dammit, repeating them isn’t answering the question.

You truly think I don know the difference

I’m asking.

Im astonished

                Whas in it for you

I think a lot of people don’t know the difference, believe they mean the same; so why don’t you put up?

he sighed Trivia

                   Despite being synonymous  wiggle  laterally side to side  Jiggle  jimmyjellyjam up  and   down

a tad bit of despondency roiled in his face

I steal your bow

What are you talking about?

Seems ya always gottawanna compete man

                                                If I say I know I know  If I don I say I don  I prefer cooperation to competition  which Seems why were fallin on its face  Zero Sum creeps American Capitalists glass ceilings pull yourself up by your bootstraps forgetting they were born to boots are selfish are entitled 

                                                                                    Sociopaths an psychopaths an narcissists  the on steroids updated Oz Lions an tigers an bears OHfuckem

 

the silence was deafening 

might have left him in the dirt at the side of the road 

after 1610,  Saturday,  17  7. 21

1231,  Thursday,  5  8. 21

Woody Herman  It Must be Jelly  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nvoGpuUsUU 

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/mark-leibovich-hungary-is-an-exaggerated-version-of-what-trump-wants-for-the-us/vp-AAMWB9v

feverish Republicunts pant for America to evolve

Evolve

       Rightwingers who defy vaccinations who defy science who think that Hungary  Orban  has the answers 

Democracy isnt the answer  

its White Christian autocracy 

which believes in racism

believes in misogyny

which believes it has the guns to make it happen 

he was cheering on the Delta variant 

he supposes if push comes to shove well have an American French Revolution 

hell mount his homemade guillotine on a dolly

                                                 now Republicunts can worry about partisans going from door to door

1737,  Thursday,  5  8. 21

2224,  Thursday,  5  8. 21

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/08/tucker-carlson-has-seen-the-future-and-it-is-fascist.html 

ten cents an envelope

                       fortyfive envelopes  fourfiftynine and tax  

he was going to have start buying in bulk to save himself some money threefour letters a week hed go through them before he knew it

                   Or  one of his interior hecklers broke out to say

Or

Or . . yacould quit writing letters . cut way back

Id do that why

Save yourself time and money

                                Fuckin few write letters these days  Anya know why

Genius  yawanna inform me

Glad to see ya comin aroundacceptin my worthour considerable  worth to ya    ITSinconvenient

Yasound like a snake

                       Youah  hangout with Eve whisper sweetnothings in her ear in the day  make her think she was talking to herself

Nah  couldnt mess with Eve not Adam not Lilith

                                                   They were green but they knew better

So you waited to infect more recent batches

Recent batches have been really dumbed down  Cant begin to tell ya the shit me and my ilk can make them do They amply make up for you

Make up for me

Yah  We only hangout with you to goad and harrass ya

Harrass  two Rs

Yah . . figure its okay to borrow from ya if we cant twist ya  Yare one of favourite haunts

Thank you  Its nice to be favoured  Ya keep me on my toes

Yare welcome

               An likewise  yaint boring

Neither are youse

Wouldnt kick us out of bed for eating lemon biscotti crumbs all over the placenot soft crumbs either  the itchy irritating kind

Nah  yare sharingright

Definitely  Mi casa su casa

Got that backwards

                     My casa

Don knock a genius for tryin

Nah

      I suppose not 

he thought the woman at the drugstore register would have hailed help over the PA to alleviate the line that formed not that it bothered him  he was involved 

a heavyset woman preceded him to cashier

she had a lot to say

she pulled a twowheeled folding metal cart

                                              inside it a tattered blanket  crumpled clothing  a sizable tin

he held up a finger to Genius to holdup their conversation a second to listendetermine what was taking her so long to conclude her purchase  she had threefour sundry items

Me? she said  I don’t need any more birthdays.

Genius whispered

                    Shouldnt go around teeing up that idea 

Agreed           

She might get wha she wants

Ya wouldnt

Not me but the worlds got big ears  Yaknow  idle hands

 

after 1401,  Twosday,  3  8. 21

1407,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  4  8. 21