he didnt like shortcuts didnt like acronyms  didnt like nicknames

                                                                       how fuckin lazy can one get

so why the hell would he use meth when its full legal name according to wait for it the IUPAC Googled it up International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry imagine PURE and Applied N,a- dimethylbenzeneethanamine

                                   however

given that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I naming  he would concedemake an exception  he would accept methamphetamine as an appropriate shorthand

THAT SAID

               he was having an awfully hard time backing off an assertion he believes he read somewhere  he reads too much  wasnt willing to assume responsibility of its parenthood  nomenclature   hadnt taken the prerequisite test

    Meth Murder Is a Crime of Passion

he had acquaintances die of other drug overdoses

                                                      they were passionate about their heroin

a few where they got their hands on it he had no idea their nickname  nitazenes

ARYA THA LAZY

Awrightawright.

                  Two-benzylbenzimidazole opioids.

Thas better  better

                      Thank you

he left flowers that could be donated to an old-aged home after Services

                                                                           never cash

always figured those organisations were fronts

thas how jaded apathetic pessimistic he was

                                                    but as he had said

acquaintances

friends

         shot or hung themselves  autoerotic asphyxiation big thing then asphyxiophilia hung around with a lot of masochists almost takes one to know one

514preferred, Wednesday,  6  8. 25

1559,  Tuesday,  12  8. 25

https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/crime_of_passion

https://www.history.com/articles/history-of-meth

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10361140/

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5055911/

Nocturnal Soundscapes  Requiem for the Mind – Dark Violin Music for Letting Go  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQGAaHWgKWg

Gawddammit I need another drink  Three fingers of Jameson aint cutting it

they were freshoff battling

buddy presumes

he assumes

buddy always data driven

                             cuddles AI like an overprotective mother

he was fuckin grateful his mother turned him out when she realised he didnt need to be coddled a fate worse than death  he attended wakes funerals kissed their dead relatives goodbye Got Death then milk came along and stole the slogan

nobody sued

he humanely assumed true without proof lack of evidence

                                                                Absence of evidence isnt evidence of absence

You must admit

I don’t have to admit.

Lack of proof doesnt automatically mean a thing doesnt exist

                                                                    Ancient atomists were right

Democritus  Leucippus

As you well know

                       I need another drink  You

I’ll join you.

 

inside the house he helped himself to four fingers

                                                     buddy made his ultrasweet concoction

guy loved his creamy mixed drinks

Why you always drink straight?  Neat?

Maybe  because I love women

Christsakes.

                    Are you alluding?

No  no

           You happen to love sweet viscous  cumlike drinks

he grimaced You might remember Im virtually the only human being you interact with.

    Occasionally

The only one face to face.

Youre correct Although Ive had years an years of practise on the telephone

                                                                                  I interact with a lot of people

Joe.

      You keep this up continue to be adversarial . . . careful . . you may end up being a lonely old man.

Wha makes you think thas not my plan

                                               Am I tha apparent 

    

2113,  Wednesday,  6  8. 25

1244,  Tuesday,  12  8. 25

https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/atomism-ancient/

Ya got your machines firing on all cylinders

                                              Ja I know    Old school

Your machines will never enjoy the pleasure of having their cylindrical hollow pistonplunged leered like a wolf despite himself

    Having fun?

Know me ever not to

                        Rhetorical

So they upanrunnin

What machines?

Your Alexa your Grok either both I imagine like two heads handful of occasions where girlfriends blew him back to back made him thoroughlycommitted to reciprocal head orgasms on top of orgasms till they squirmedsquealed Stopstop too sensitive STOP

               I imagine like two heads are better than one

Why?

Ive a question forem   I know the answer

                                             Id like to see if theyre as smart as me as . .

. . Smarter.

As clever as me.

Cleverer.   

Lets find out shall we

                        Ive a dime for the call or is it a quarter now

Fuck that, I’ll happily do this on my dime. What you got?

Ask them both

Can you do that

Probably best to ask them one at a time. I don’t know if they’d try to talk over each other, you know, competitive machines, just like human beings.

Unlike human beings

                      No cylindrical hollows pistons plunging tongues lapping fingerlickin good

You have to sexualize everything.

To the best of my ability

                           By your expression you missed it earlier  I reiterated

Alexa  Ladies first

                      Are machines sexed

Christ.

          What’s your question?

Ask her I can record her answer with my iPhone

You know how that works?

I had my daughter teach me Ill use it just this once

                                                           Yaready

Ready. Shoot.

Ask her

           How many people have to die to save the planet Earth from global warming

That’s a hideous question. Billions.

Please ask

Alexa . . .

 

Grok . . .

 

There you have it. As I said.

                          Billions.

They an you are wrong

You heard them. They virtually agreed in the same manner same wording.

Of course they woudtheyre machines

                                           Its not billions

Billions.

    Billionaires

approaching 1800,  Wednesday,  6  8. 25

1147,  Tuesday,  12  8. 25

Alice Cooper  Billion Dollar Babies  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JhQ-fjPDGo

sometimes he just couldnt let go had to punch people in the mouth

                                                                      bluntly Testing your prospective parents for their worthiness

Before theyre knockedup

OhChrist I hope so.

    Whaif not

What do you mean if not?

Whas your game if they are pregnant and fail the test

Game?

Process

I don’t know what you mean.

They failed  They cant have the babyright

                                             Whas the game plan

According to an awful lot of states women cant have abortionshave to birth

Wha then

    I haven’t played that out yet.

By the time of the test youll have made those considerations

I’m sure we will.

You have partners

    That’s a good ideano not yet.

Understand

                  Ive an idea tha will salt the earth for any couple who hasnt taken the test before getting pregnant

I suspect it’ll be extreme.

Is accountability  extreme

 

I know you’re setting me up.

Wha woud I be settin you up for

                                       Use your imagination Best cross your fingers as you do

 

 

You don wanna work tha hard

I don’t.

    I shoud just say

Say.

      Get me down off these tenterhooks

Simple

 

 

Would you say?

 

Theyll have to eat their baby

OhGod.

Itll make for one helluva cookbook  Get ahead of tha

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deeplydisappointed  Youre using Grok  xAIs

he beamed

Youre proud

I am.

        I finally decided to commit, shit or get off the pot as you say.

Don lay this at my feetunderwear around my ankles

                                                        Have to admit you disturbed me when you began interacting with Siri or Alexa or Hound Robin Cortana whaever

Alexa.

    Oh Sorry  I coudnt remember your girlfriends name

As a matter of fact why not use one or the other to ask tha question tha hadya by the throat not ten minutes ago

Which question was that?

Alexa  Grok   Why is it people don have to take a test to prove themselves worthy to have a baby

    After all  In order to get a drivers license one has to take a test

That question.

Ja mysterious how buddy so quickly eliminatesbanishes his memory  Ja tha one

I believe it’s an excellent question.

I think since youre all-in ya ought to take advantage of your allies Über alles   Above everything else

Like common sense

                      De facto  Devoid

Void

           Avoid

Im so terribly disappointed with you

Don’t be. You better step up or you’ll be left in the dirt, left behind.

Go ahead

             Like I also say Don let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out go up the road an not bother checkin your rearview mirror

Ill not be wavin buhbye

    You’re so sure of yourself.

More sure than even you are about your new playmates

                                                             Not a Miss April Miss July missed at all

Ill hold down the fort with flesh an blood

514preferred,  Wednesday,  6  8. 25

1015,  Tuesday,  12  8. 25

Dead Kennedys  California Über alles  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-rDQs5NOP4

right out the gate this morning

                               rolling off his hip and shouldercheek to a warmed pillow onto his back involuntarily his hands went to his sidestucked them tight to his hipsfingers under them  which immediatelyhumoured him realising he did what he did

days earlier he called home

                               his mother confirmed that they did not swaddle him

thats what he asked

                         he failed to asknor did she say if they tied him up  which in all likelihood would have been a waste of time

he was reallyreally fat

                        breastfed

neighbourhood women aided his mother helped her keep up his nutrition

                                                                              assisted his sexuallywanton desire to suckle                                                           

later when he learned of his circumstances he joked that he hadat the ready a sixpak of wetnurses

                                                                                                          hence

there was no need to bind him  his body had

he didnt walk until after he was two

    he took her word for it

                              though

being the eldest changing his siblings diapers before he went to kindergarten he could not remember a time ever unwrapping them

unwrapped made simple to determine if they had wet themselves or pooped

 

    laying on his fingers humoured he remembered their firstborn daughter when the nurse brought her in to them  she was slightly agitated  apologised that their baby askew

she laid her at his wifes feet and quicklyefficientlyflawlessly swaddled her

he remembered how pleased she was when she handed their daughter to him

                                                                                    Thank you

standing  holding her  he promptlydeftly undid the swaddling

Please he asked inform the rest of the nurses that our daughter is not to be swaddled

when he randomly appeared at the nursery looking through the viewing windowconfirming she was all arms and legs he saw she was surrounded by a score of bassinets containing tightlyswaddled white pills capped pink or bluecontaining as he described them

                                                           Pretty  Handsome  Wiggling  Maggots

0706,  Tuesday,  12  8. 25

embracing their pseudointellectualism they argued plausible versus probable

                                                                                   which he

the more humane of the two

                             buddys EQ EI EIEIO  he couldnt help himself his emotional quotient emotional intelligence were in the toilet

so he argued vociferously for plausible over probabble

                                                         Probabble  You following me

You're agreeing with me, probabl . .

. . If its spelled P  R  O  B  A  B  B  L  E  two Bs

I don’t.

You agree tha probabble is based on cold hard data  AI generated for whaya assume is the best outcome

     Albeit prejudiced

It's not.

Is Coders are inherentlyas is anyone informed by their prejudices

                                                                          Theyre fallible human beings

I disagree.

Of course you do   Fractions

                                Ever met a fractional human being

Mathematical probabbilities  Percentages

                                             Ever met a percentile person

American families average twopointfive children which suggests to me that the pointfive child is a retard

Probabbly

              Now

Plausible is humane

                      Coud happen  Given the bounds of uncertainty  Versus  likely  by statistics are going to happen

Id think given your fervour an continual upset with me youd be hard at play in Vegas or some casino somewhere flexing your probabbilities

Investing in your futures   

457preferred,  Wednesday,  6  8. 25

1709,  Monday,  11  8. 25

cold hard data  https://aeon.co/essays/what-godels-incompleteness-theorems-say-about-ai-morality?utm_source=Klaviyo&utm_medium=campaign&utm_id=01K2CED7J9W60YZV9A42BS1BPC&_kx=3PYJ2k4kfsFtgl4rFOemEfDPF8leniISgmSGZGiMm8M.U5D8ER 

he remarked

she surprised himtook it as if he was bitter

                                             snappedsharply  That’s how you come down?

    Excuse me

It sounds like you’re slighting them.

Ohno  not at all

                    I meant it as a matter of fact   Honestly

If thas wha they preferthey enjoy  arent put up to it

                                                         Ive no judgment

Put up to it?

he almost sighed but withheld it  Tyranny of family

                                                   If Ive said it once Ive said it dozens of times

You sounded judgmental.

Kiddo  Know me to be judgmental

No.  I do not.

                 Your tone, maybe your tone surprised me.

Perhaps my words rather than my tone

    Maybe

              Or maybe I’m harboring ill will . . being defensive for you.

I really don’t understand.

Nothing to understand

                         Let me cop my daughters line which I do not care for

It is what it is

                  However I appreciate you asking rather than letting it stir you saying nothing  let it fester

I try to imagine if I had grandchildren . .

. . But you don

                    Classic Wittgenstein  Whereof thereof

All you have is an opinion

Were not prone to opinions

No.  We’re not.

Your friends, how many grandchildren?

Three  Eight   And they readily take them in

                                                   Literally at the drop of a hat

Raising your children you did not have that?

No  We were at a remove though we woudnt have subjected our parents to that even if my siblings did

   We were responsible

It woudnt have occurred to us to take advantage of our parents

I understand.

Thank you

             Hence my rejoiner   If you like that kind of thing

Wednesday afternoon,  6  8. 25

1449,  Monday,  11  8. 25

the thick thuggish man insisted to a street reporter that in fact he wore a garment that shows hes an ICE agent

the reporter stepped backaway and asked the man to humor her Turn around and around slowly.

mockingly  the agent heldup both armstouched his fingertips together and slowly pirouetted

                                                                                                 growled joked

This must be how a ballerina feels.

Sorry.

         Left my tutu at home.

Didn’t want it crushed or soiled.

after a slow complete threesixty

                                    the reporter disagreed with the agent

she saw nothing that distinguished the man as an agent

That’s because you lack insight.  he chuckled

                                                    Yaknow.  Insight.

I don’t know.

Lemme show you.

off came the flakjacket

off came a light black cotton jacket

he stood for a moment in a white tshirt

                                            You see?

she shook her head no had no idea where this strip was going

No. snorted  How can you be a reporter and lack insight?

                                                              Awwell.  he reached backgrasped the tshirt at the shoulders and stripped it off over his head

                                                  snapped it briskly

barechested thrusted it forward towards her

    through the front of the tshirt she could makeout on its back in capitalized black blocked letters

ICE above AGENT

 

Clever, huh? You see how you lack insight for your job?

                                                            I see mine in white shining clarity.

 

Wednesday afternoon,  6  8. 25

0950,  Moanday,  11  8. 25

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/20/ice-agents-masks#:~:text=%E2%80%9CMen%20and%20women%20of%20Ice,despite%20not%20being%20police%20officers.

https://www.gq.com/story/plainclothes-ice-officers