I love Marys walnuts

    Have you ever considered how . . . uncomfortable . . that statement is?

Uncomfortable    No

                         Shes got great walnuts love takeem in my hands squeezinem hard

A game I play

With her walnuts?are we talkin’ about the same Mary, Garcia?

Same  Tall voluptuous crazy blonde tendrils which blonde  jah normally leaves me cold unmoved like braided rope  so fuckin thick

    Mary

somewhat disconcerted

                     What are her walnuts?

looked at her asif she had two heads

                                 Whadaya think

    I think . . . calling her breasts walnuts isn’t flattering.

Tha woud be

                Her tits are marvelouswas havin a bite attha Mexican place where yacan sit at the glass look out onto the street she banged on it I lookedup yanked her sweater up cold outside mashed her tits against it stepped backaway laughinyanked her sweater down  an kept goin

Can you imagine

My God.

Wha amazin tits

                    Amazin aureoles myGawd

Walnuts

Her family runs a walnut orchard

Whenever she visits returns she gives me threefour sacks  

Game I play take two in hand breakinem against each other the unbroken I set aside for the second round Go roundanround until a winner the champion is determined an I set it aside

                                                                                  I wont eat it 

    Oh.

If her breasts were walnuts Id squeezeem together an gobbleem     

1139,  Wednesday,  3  6. 26

The Monkees  Mary, Mary  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9kG_KYuz0w

S1 E1

       hes back at it  one of the few acronyms that dont confoundanger him

Mad Men

unable to say it better

                     I quote Dan Draper 

Who’s that?

Character dramautic television series years ago

Wait.

        You say . . dra . mau . tic, not dramatic?

Drama trauma different  Drauma

                                        We can proceed

    Yeah. I’ve . I've not heard that before.

Youre welcome to use it

Probably won’t.

I don care

              As I was saying to quote Dan Draper  I live like theres no tomorrow because there isnt.

Heard it

Really liked it

Wished Id have said it

Sounds careless.

Howdaya mean

Careless.

              a touch irkedDo I have to spell it for you?

Lemme

         C  A  R  E space L  E  S  S

I coud care less as in I coud care less wha anyone thinks of me Im here to please myself

                                                                                             Tha axiomatic since nine

Nine?

An epiphany

    At nine, what grade is nine?

Fourth Mrs McKeever

McKeever?

Teacher

          She followed Mrs Thompson whose daughter I fell in love with followedround like a puppydog when she went on field day trips with us  She was in college studying to become a teacher

Ridiculously in love

    Shoud have died then

Died. What are you talking about?

Pure pristine unencumbered    innocent love

                                                    Love beyond was soiled  When compared

Wow.

            You think so?

Whad I just say

 

I always say wha I mean

                            Take it to the bank Im not euphuistic enthusiacticallyso

Euphuistic. Euphemisms.

Say whaya mean don prettify shit save peoples feelings

                                                             Care  less

    You haven’t many friends.

A couple

           Others acquaintances

I think friends and acquaintances are synonymous.

Youd be mistaken

                       Two different camps

    So when does an acquaintance become a friend?

When the time comes I have three friends aint holdin my breath

                                                                        Unlike you

Unlike me?

Rhetorical

What?

Youre being rhetorical

What?

1845,  Monday,  1  6. 26

1045,  Wednesday,  3  6. 26

Mad Men trailer  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7NChV93LBw

Herman’s Hermits  Mrs. Brown, You’re Got a Lovely Daughter  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOfs8U_3NQk

he was easily enraged  though slowly

                                          a patience hard won  slow fuse              however

all fuses end

the munition goes off

                         shreds  frags      an antipersonnel mine    mind

he wouldnt have arrived where he was unless he was tipped

                                                                    finally  Brother  Youre full of shit

Pretti wasn’t wise.

He was exercising his rightyou believe in one’s rightsour  rights

                                                                         Correct

It’s wasn’t smart to attend a demonstration against ICE and carry.

Hed been carrying concealed more than three years

                                                       Before leavin the house   you put on your wristwatch

A watch is different than a weapon

Habit   Sonofabitch

                           My point  Habit

After ICE killed Renee Good, not wis . .

. . But youd be wise wisely forego your rightnot exercise your right

                                                                              Cowed

Youd draw a redline where your rights end

looked like a turd backedup into his mouth

                                             I’m only saying . . . it wasn’t wise.

Youre saying  youd voluntary curtail give up you rights

 

Don’t you dare put words in my mouth.

                                            I wouldn’t.

So you woud put on your wristwatch leave the house go on with your day

2012,  Monday,  1  6. 26

0932,  Wednesday,  3  6. 26

https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/the-claymore-mine-vs-the-m14-in-vietnam/

Pretti  https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c62r4g590wqo

Good  https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz7yv4524gqo

. . . ratfucked.

perplexed made him want to sing Ratfink https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZdkK5XiOoo

                                                                                  You say tha like its a thing

What has you daughter told you?

If Im questioning something its a thing

Yeah.

    So wha the hell does it mean

Slang.

         Political sabotage, art of dirty tricks, crafty maneuvers, in the name of winning an election.

I did not know tha

You?

      Not know that?

How’s that possible?

    Maybe  because we are not informed the same  have different political sources

                                                                                         Come on Youre for Steyer me Porter  but you didnt know Steyer made his money on private prisons an attacks on Porter smack of a talented woman belittled because her management style is exactly a mans management style.

Shes a bitch

Shes a cunt

Hes genius

    He did not.

You really challenging me

Got your fuckin phone in handlook it up

 

looked 

Whell

    I didn’t know tha . .

. . But you voted forim

                           How you vet

    Youre shit

afternoon,  Saturday,  31  5. 26

1439,  Monday,  1  6. 26

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/01/25/roger-stone-and-rating-a-short-history-224218/

https://web.archive.org/web/20070707093702/http:/www.greeninstitute.net/subpages/editor_2005-07.asp

“What used to be called liberal is now called radical;
“What used to be called radical is now called insane.

“What used to be called reactionary is now called moderate, and what used to be called insane is now called solid conservative thinking.”

                                           Tony Kushner, American playwright, 1995 

A faux pas is always the truth

Always? Absolute.  I can’t agree with absolute.

I didn’t say perfectlyabsolute

                               Which  I believe we agreed you woudnt agree with perfectlyabsolute  Im talkin ninetyninepointninenineninenine with the line struck over the top of the nines trailing the point

You're funny.

    Can you accept a faux pas is  probably true

Probably.

A Freudian slip.

Lets leave Freud out of this

                                 I tend to think of him as Fraudswapping out his E for an Alook at me clever like felon no fox dumocrats changin the E for a U   hes so very fuckin clever

Prefer parapraxis

Again.

Parapraxis  Spelled P  A  R  A  P  R  A  X  I  S

                                                           An unintentional error which revealed an Freud woud say unconscious  an unconscious desire thought hidden emotion

Which tend to be true

You know it, why?

Took two college courses in psychology Read more Fraud than I wanted  Came down on Jung  Hes my cat

Cat.

Dig

I do.

Tends to be true

                        Canya muster an I agree

    I can do that.

Good  Agreed

                 A greed

Im being greedy with your agreement

shaking his head

                   Man . . . so full of shit.

Broheim

           Parapraxis

 

afternoon,  Saturday,  30  5. 26

0926,  Monday,  1  6. 26

he said on his birthdaycelebrating  that the year following  was going to be a transformative

when thinking such  he ought to have kept it to himself

                                                            put into the ether  ratted himself out

That  which listens keenly  cant resist throwing a wrench into the works

transformative covers a lot of territory

                                           unfortunately  what transpired  covered a lot of terroritory

You coudnt have said transition

It felt transformative.

Sounded   tribulation

                          Transmogrification  Surprising    Magical      Bizarre

Went bizarre

                  But tha doesnt start with a T

It doesn’t have to begin with a T.

You cast it like chaff in the wind

                                    Weightless  Inessential     Easily scattered

Needed an anchor babe

Transmutation

                  Changing completely   From one form nature substance into another

    You’re not helping.

Transsexualise

Not.  Helping.

You started it

                 Ts

 

Ya learn something

                        Always take a lesson from your mistake

    nodding  You know. I think I have.

Jah

Yes.

 

 

Jah   Wha

Next time I’ll keep it to myself.

Elude avoid That  which listens

That.

         And you.

Jaysus broheim

 

afternoon,  Saturday,  30  5. 26

1240,  Sunday,  31  5. 26

The Hollies  He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-5YXjKvbrE

    yetzer hara

               that one almost got away from him

Germans like Jews Jews like Germans have words for everything

                                                                        yetzer hara  evil inclination

the innate human impulse towards self-interest  pleasure   potential evil

the dictionary said

                     “the inclination or impulse to evil considered as an essential part of human nature in Jewish traditional belief”

Judaism

Catholicism

evils embraced

he hadnt evil in his vocabulary due to its religious connotation  he thought

                                                                                Good an Evil

Good just isnt good enough to offset evil  Evil is horrific

so he came away with Good an Bad

                                          Evicted evil

 

You’re kiddin’.

No

You believe there is no such thing as evil?

Not compared with good

I don’t know what to say. You’re smarter than that.

Evidently not

                   Im not sayinso to curb your thinkin You believe in evil knock yourself out

But you don’t.

Eeevicted

 1053,  Sunday,  31  5. 26

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/yetzer%20hara

Zeppelin  Good Times Bad Times  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsZG7n7ries

in extremis Latin  literally in the farthest reaches

                                                          he was talking with his old man

I’m ninetyfive.

No Dad not yet

Not yet?

No

I think I’m yet.

 

Whas tha even mean

                        he thought in the time still remaining  before all is done   There is yet time

he shared with his Dad

You said there is yet time?

I did

    Yet time.

Jah

There’s not yet there’s yet.  I’m yet

                                           Yet time my time. he looked too pleased with himself

he didnt want to debate him

                                 Okay   Yeti

Ya know whaelse tha is

    What is?

Yeti

Yeti.  Of course.

                     That’s me as you’ve said.

Youre okay sharing with Himalayan abominable snowmen an women

Way I see it, son forever son hasnt a name the more the merrier.

Awright

                You have a good Memorial Day weekend with brother Robert

I’m looking forward to it.

It was last weekend

                              Are you fuckin with me

No. You know I don’t like that kind of language.

    Just checkin Dad  just checkin

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1035,  Sunday,  31  5. 26

yet  https://www.dictionary.com/browse/yet

Create

Evolve

Religious dogma

Scientific research

    sighed Say what you will but I’m awfully glad we switched to mugs yamind if I spike mine with some rum?

Not at all  Weve got Mount Gay Black Barrel

                                                 Excellent idea Buckwheat  Ill join you

huge smile dimples deep

                             When was the last time you spiked your morning tea?

Neverever Who the hell drinks tea in the morning

she laughed

Well own this for the rest of our lives

Jah, we’re on a roll.

    The rest of our lives doesnt freak you out

No.  Of course not.

                       You?

Ive a slew of years on you

 

You do.

          But with you, they disappear.

You’re fit.

You’re smart.

                I’ve never met anyone more curious than you it doesn’t stop.

If someone threatened you if you didn't stop . . .

 

 

    Wha

They’d likely suffer worse than picking themselves up off the floor.

Jah

        Im violently enthusiastically disposed

    I don know how to be otherwise

To be beat or not to be beat thas the question

Shakespeare.

Jah  You know

                    Do you think a lot of people your age know lines from Shakespeare

I’ve no idea.

I don’t care.

You recognise were ridiculous

Recognize? 

               What I do recognize, I held back on the rum.

uncorking the bottle she pointed it at him May I?

You fortify me in other ways

                                Why not

We’re at the front end of our day.

Its the weekend

                    Fuck it

 

Were responsible adolts

                            Anythingeverything we need is here

    Bubble bath?

I may have goosed the coffee beans our dessert

                                                     Mister Bubble    Not on your life

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0154,  Sunday,  31  5. 26

Redbone  Come And Get Your Love  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui7fZdK2mHw

Redbone  The Witch Queen of New Orleans  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1HPQ_hEIiU