Iced tea?

No thanks babe

                    I was thinkin a gin an tonic  lime twist

buddy quicklyagreed with him

Ill fetch the drinks . .

. . I can do that.

No no

       You were headinout to hang with Sheri

Yes, but I can fix drinks.

Ja an I appreciate tha

                         No  You go on an Ill make the drinkswell enjoy the shade with our rambling conversation

    Okay.

                 If you’re sure.

Im positive

              I love your thoughtfulness

A big hiya an hug to Sheri from me

Not a kiss?  she giggled

he smiled

              Kisses I prefer to deliver myself  Tell her I oweer one

I don’t think so, you’re forever kissing my girlfriends.

You got great lookin friends  Youd think something was wrong with me if I didnt

she shrugged

                   Actually.  You’re right.

Comere an gimme a kiss

she rushedup kissed him warmlydeeply screw that buddy was ogling

Ill see you later my beautiful girl

Yes.  Tonight, love.

he walked her to the car got the door  got another kiss  she slipped inside

                                                                                I love you.

I love you forever

 

he watchedwaved to her until she took the cornerdisappeared from sight

the wave their wave

                         theyd done it since they dated   she owned a car

hustling back to the canopy

                               Ill make those drinks be right back

Your wife is a real peach.

You don know haf it

                         Be right back

 

Thereya go handed him a drink  glasses were already sweating

                                                                      tappedem  Na Zdrowie

Yeah. came out of his mouth dense  What’s that mean again?

Good health an happiness

Here’s spit in your eye.

they drank deeplysurprised themselves they had deeper than either would have thought

Damn.  Tasty drink.                             

My mother turned me onto them  I made them for her when she asked  Refreshing

                                                                                        An more where thas from shoudya be disposed

Thank you.

Youre welcome

 

    Can I ask you something?

Ja

When you met her Dad.

Ja

What was that like?  She's not only a peach she’s dropdead gorgeous.

I thought so

So what was that like?

Our introduction

Yeah. First time.

                     She was nineteen when you met.

Ja   Ja

          She dated a few guy but   but wasnt as enthusiastic boutem as she was when she met me

Her Maw told me

I was awfully enthusiastic about her too

                                            More than I coud I remember in a long time

    What’s a long time?

I dated a lot

               Three yearsguess   guess nearly three years

Out the gatefirst time laid eyes on her she captured my imagination I was intimidatedhad considered placing her on a pedestal befriend her

                                         Just  adore her

She was such a sweet girl

I wasnt a sweet boy

    So . . you met her Dad.

Ja

And?

Walked straight up to himshook his hand said Mr Brown

                                                                 Im here to fuck your daughter

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1239,  Wednesday,  13  8. 25

she  was   crazy

he didnt say anything to her

                                  watched her

watched her big green cat eyes looking up at him it

felt good

                 eventually it felt   really goodamazing

 

but she took her sweet time about it

one time he asked

she said  Sponge cake

                         immediatelyreminded himwhy he didnt press any furthur

Nick Cage City of Angels

                              I don know wha a pear tastes like to you

sponge cake

 

she saw an esthetician

he groomed himself

                     not that he hated ithad to be deliberate  was time consuming

he got awfully good at it

when he came to bed she was like  Lemme see.

                                                     she fondled him   aroused him

moved his exclamation point gently out of the way restraining him a couple of fingers pressed him up against his belly

         then   nuzzled  kissed  lapped   ran her cheeks her chin her nose laughing  butterfly kissed him with her eyelashes

softest flesh to softest flesh

    the aching intense

 

 

then released himtook him deep in her mouth  her throat

                                                               went off wishing his eyes wouldnt flutter

that he could gaze uninterrupted into her wonderful widespaced  big  green  cat eyes

  

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1055,  Wednesday

pear  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHckzPJuPKw

Papa.  You may have turned a corner.

How so baby

Your humoryour unforgiving no-holds barred . . . black humor.

Which you knowmeant to be funny  darkly  gallows humourGlagenhumor German  Origins Eighteenfortyeight

    You know that why?

Im a fanboy

             

                       Why do you think I may have turned a corner

Your text from last night. I read it again.

Time

Yes.

       Time has no concept of us as we have of it.

You parenthesized internal dialogue, went on: What time have you got?

    Really?  Does it fuckin’ matter?

 

A little grim

You recall the context?

I do I texted Times like on some fuckin speed dial

                                                     You replied  So true   Not for the best

It lingers not

It does not.

Thas why I always insist you relish We get caught up in the moment forget to pull back momentarily get outside ourselves  an watch

You. Thoughtfulness. Mindfulness.

I have the time now

Since I was a little girl you’ve had time.

                                            I didn’t appreciate it then, it felt like interruptio . .

. . Pullin at your leash

Restraining me.

                        Then if I thought about itreally . . thought about it . . . I realized you were freeing us

he sniffed

              Thank you  Thas very chuckled  thoughtful

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1009,  Wednesday,  13  8. 25

fuckin' hilarious

courtesy of Heather Cox Richardson

                                       reported at https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/august-12-2025

 

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he didnt like shortcuts didnt like acronyms  didnt like nicknames

                                                                       how fuckin lazy can one get

so why the hell would he use meth when its full legal name according to wait for it the IUPAC Googled it up International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry imagine PURE and Applied N,a- dimethylbenzeneethanamine

                                   however

given that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I naming  he would concedemake an exception  he would accept methamphetamine as an appropriate shorthand

THAT SAID

               he was having an awfully hard time backing off an assertion he believes he read somewhere  he reads too much  wasnt willing to assume responsibility of its parenthood  nomenclature   hadnt taken the prerequisite test

    Meth Murder Is a Crime of Passion

he had acquaintances die of other drug overdoses

                                                      they were passionate about their heroin

a few where they got their hands on it he had no idea their nickname  nitazenes

ARYA THA LAZY

Awrightawright.

                  Two-benzylbenzimidazole opioids.

Thas better  better

                      Thank you

he left flowers that could be donated to an old-aged home after Services

                                                                           never cash

always figured those organisations were fronts

thas how jaded apathetic pessimistic he was

                                                    but as he had said

acquaintances

friends

         shot or hung themselves  autoerotic asphyxiation big thing then asphyxiophilia hung around with a lot of masochists almost takes one to know one

514preferred, Wednesday,  6  8. 25

1559,  Tuesday,  12  8. 25

https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/crime_of_passion

https://www.history.com/articles/history-of-meth

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10361140/

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5055911/

Nocturnal Soundscapes  Requiem for the Mind – Dark Violin Music for Letting Go  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQGAaHWgKWg

Gawddammit I need another drink  Three fingers of Jameson aint cutting it

they were freshoff battling

buddy presumes

he assumes

buddy always data driven

                             cuddles AI like an overprotective mother

he was fuckin grateful his mother turned him out when she realised he didnt need to be coddled a fate worse than death  he attended wakes funerals kissed their dead relatives goodbye Got Death then milk came along and stole the slogan

nobody sued

he humanely assumed true without proof lack of evidence

                                                                Absence of evidence isnt evidence of absence

You must admit

I don’t have to admit.

Lack of proof doesnt automatically mean a thing doesnt exist

                                                                    Ancient atomists were right

Democritus  Leucippus

As you well know

                       I need another drink  You

I’ll join you.

 

inside the house he helped himself to four fingers

                                                     buddy made his ultrasweet concoction

guy loved his creamy mixed drinks

Why you always drink straight?  Neat?

Maybe  because I love women

Christsakes.

                    Are you alluding?

No  no

           You happen to love sweet viscous  cumlike drinks

he grimaced You might remember Im virtually the only human being you interact with.

    Occasionally

The only one face to face.

Youre correct Although Ive had years an years of practise on the telephone

                                                                                  I interact with a lot of people

Joe.

      You keep this up continue to be adversarial . . . careful . . you may end up being a lonely old man.

Wha makes you think thas not my plan

                                               Am I tha apparent 

    

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1244,  Tuesday,  12  8. 25

https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/atomism-ancient/

Ya got your machines firing on all cylinders

                                              Ja I know    Old school

Your machines will never enjoy the pleasure of having their cylindrical hollow pistonplunged leered like a wolf despite himself

    Having fun?

Know me ever not to

                        Rhetorical

So they upanrunnin

What machines?

Your Alexa your Grok either both I imagine like two heads handful of occasions where girlfriends blew him back to back made him thoroughlycommitted to reciprocal head orgasms on top of orgasms till they squirmedsquealed Stopstop too sensitive STOP

               I imagine like two heads are better than one

Why?

Ive a question forem   I know the answer

                                             Id like to see if theyre as smart as me as . .

. . Smarter.

As clever as me.

Cleverer.   

Lets find out shall we

                        Ive a dime for the call or is it a quarter now

Fuck that, I’ll happily do this on my dime. What you got?

Ask them both

Can you do that

Probably best to ask them one at a time. I don’t know if they’d try to talk over each other, you know, competitive machines, just like human beings.

Unlike human beings

                      No cylindrical hollows pistons plunging tongues lapping fingerlickin good

You have to sexualize everything.

To the best of my ability

                           By your expression you missed it earlier  I reiterated

Alexa  Ladies first

                      Are machines sexed

Christ.

          What’s your question?

Ask her I can record her answer with my iPhone

You know how that works?

I had my daughter teach me Ill use it just this once

                                                           Yaready

Ready. Shoot.

Ask her

           How many people have to die to save the planet Earth from global warming

That’s a hideous question. Billions.

Please ask

Alexa . . .

 

Grok . . .

 

There you have it. As I said.

                          Billions.

They an you are wrong

You heard them. They virtually agreed in the same manner same wording.

Of course they woudtheyre machines

                                           Its not billions

Billions.

    Billionaires

approaching 1800,  Wednesday,  6  8. 25

1147,  Tuesday,  12  8. 25

Alice Cooper  Billion Dollar Babies  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JhQ-fjPDGo

sometimes he just couldnt let go had to punch people in the mouth

                                                                      bluntly Testing your prospective parents for their worthiness

Before theyre knockedup

OhChrist I hope so.

    Whaif not

What do you mean if not?

Whas your game if they are pregnant and fail the test

Game?

Process

I don’t know what you mean.

They failed  They cant have the babyright

                                             Whas the game plan

According to an awful lot of states women cant have abortionshave to birth

Wha then

    I haven’t played that out yet.

By the time of the test youll have made those considerations

I’m sure we will.

You have partners

    That’s a good ideano not yet.

Understand

                  Ive an idea tha will salt the earth for any couple who hasnt taken the test before getting pregnant

I suspect it’ll be extreme.

Is accountability  extreme

 

I know you’re setting me up.

Wha woud I be settin you up for

                                       Use your imagination Best cross your fingers as you do

 

 

You don wanna work tha hard

I don’t.

    I shoud just say

Say.

      Get me down off these tenterhooks

Simple

 

 

Would you say?

 

Theyll have to eat their baby

OhGod.

Itll make for one helluva cookbook  Get ahead of tha

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deeplydisappointed  Youre using Grok  xAIs

he beamed

Youre proud

I am.

        I finally decided to commit, shit or get off the pot as you say.

Don lay this at my feetunderwear around my ankles

                                                        Have to admit you disturbed me when you began interacting with Siri or Alexa or Hound Robin Cortana whaever

Alexa.

    Oh Sorry  I coudnt remember your girlfriends name

As a matter of fact why not use one or the other to ask tha question tha hadya by the throat not ten minutes ago

Which question was that?

Alexa  Grok   Why is it people don have to take a test to prove themselves worthy to have a baby

    After all  In order to get a drivers license one has to take a test

That question.

Ja mysterious how buddy so quickly eliminatesbanishes his memory  Ja tha one

I believe it’s an excellent question.

I think since youre all-in ya ought to take advantage of your allies Über alles   Above everything else

Like common sense

                      De facto  Devoid

Void

           Avoid

Im so terribly disappointed with you

Don’t be. You better step up or you’ll be left in the dirt, left behind.

Go ahead

             Like I also say Don let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out go up the road an not bother checkin your rearview mirror

Ill not be wavin buhbye

    You’re so sure of yourself.

More sure than even you are about your new playmates

                                                             Not a Miss April Miss July missed at all

Ill hold down the fort with flesh an blood

514preferred,  Wednesday,  6  8. 25

1015,  Tuesday,  12  8. 25

Dead Kennedys  California Über alles  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-rDQs5NOP4

right out the gate this morning

                               rolling off his hip and shouldercheek to a warmed pillow onto his back involuntarily his hands went to his sidestucked them tight to his hipsfingers under them  which immediatelyhumoured him realising he did what he did

days earlier he called home

                               his mother confirmed that they did not swaddle him

thats what he asked

                         he failed to asknor did she say if they tied him up  which in all likelihood would have been a waste of time

he was reallyreally fat

                        breastfed

neighbourhood women aided his mother helped her keep up his nutrition

                                                                              assisted his sexuallywanton desire to suckle                                                           

later when he learned of his circumstances he joked that he hadat the ready a sixpak of wetnurses

                                                                                                          hence

there was no need to bind him  his body had

he didnt walk until after he was two

    he took her word for it

                              though

being the eldest changing his siblings diapers before he went to kindergarten he could not remember a time ever unwrapping them

unwrapped made simple to determine if they had wet themselves or pooped

 

    laying on his fingers humoured he remembered their firstborn daughter when the nurse brought her in to them  she was slightly agitated  apologised that their baby askew

she laid her at his wifes feet and quicklyefficientlyflawlessly swaddled her

he remembered how pleased she was when she handed their daughter to him

                                                                                    Thank you

standing  holding her  he promptlydeftly undid the swaddling

Please he asked inform the rest of the nurses that our daughter is not to be swaddled

when he randomly appeared at the nursery looking through the viewing windowconfirming she was all arms and legs he saw she was surrounded by a score of bassinets containing tightlyswaddled white pills capped pink or bluecontaining as he described them

                                                           Pretty  Handsome  Wiggling  Maggots

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