26.5.25

switcheroo

it doesnt matter the apparatus usedbridge staircase trampoline springboard  to enter a thought ideation evolution
            she said . . . the ol’ switcheroo

he hung on her wordscribbled it down

what she used it in reference to  tried
                                                  but couldnt remember

he spent the prior afternoon explaining to millennialswho he thought given their wideranging educations military University of California Stanford  would have thought wideread their parents of his generation would have known   his daughters GenX a millennial
                                                            they knew switcheroo

he enjoyed how the word played on his tongue and how often he played that shit on unsuspecting family and friendsthinking
                     they knew him
how did they continually fail to learn that straight answers out of his maw were ever circuitous  opaque

    opague the words delicious

transparent
              nothings transparent even if the one who espouses it insists it isHORSEshit

he    couldnt  remember      what context she used it in
                                                               bugged himyet thats an excuse they talked on the telephone threeplushours covering lotsanlots of ground anif it came up in conversation about cards in the neighbourhood they grewup with  there wasnt a house on the block or the block north and south that didnt have at least five kids  four  with a dozen
                                              DEM WERE THE DAYS

Ol’ switcheroo

which switcheroo

hed bet she wouldnt remember either

that placated him

next time they talked hed ask andd and would ask with his finger crossed behind his back even though they couldnt see each other or want to  FaceTime 

    was Skype still a thing Microsoft shut it down May 5, 2025
                                                                         blink today  theyd miss something
but not that all things should be seen
for example   OnlyFans
                          learned about that from a millennial  Bonnie Blue  sex with more than a thousand men in a day

he assumed sex included men who watched online tugging their cocks
                                                                           or otherwise
Bonnie took it in the ass vaginally her mouth while jagging offhas two hands  five at once  and Gawd knows the mentalitymeniality Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am  blew their loads in a heartbeatNEXT

    gave new meaning to Flood the zone

1740,  reggaefriday,  23  5. 25
1552,  Monday – Memorial Day,  26  5. 25

rearverse

                     he liked that an awful lot

had typed reverse in Word glancedup at the screen and otherwise saw his eyes loved to mess with him he loved playing tricks on himself little difference to haggle over
rearverse

what it meant to him he kept to himself
                                          but
he threw it out like political redmeat to let people deviseinterpret what it meant to them if it meant anything because most cringed saidThat’s not a word.                                               
It is if I say it is he could have been humbler
                                          Ive said
What do you mean?

Its not important wha I mean or tha I give you a signpost  context
                                                                     Rather Wha it triggers in you other than the flimsy excuse That’s not a word.
Imagine

 

    she said by trade a psychiatrist family gatheredround the pool  Memorial Day barbecue later beers now My father-in-law says you have seen ghosts.

Yes  He doesnt

He doesn’t believe in them.

He does not he wont
                           Hes not susceptible

    Susceptible.   Curious choice of words.

Not really
           Hes mired in hard science anif by his reasoning rational a subject is outside that realm he readily denies ithis catchword  Implausible  Or improbable
Hes agnostic

Agnostic? Again. A curious choice of words.

Hes more concerned with IQ  Wha woudya guess his EQ

she nodded
             she knew as did he

Thasaid  Hes unimaginative
                                 Im extremely imaginativehad to be in a household of eleven an only trips taken as a child were Sunday afternoon picnics

But I had books

They incited my imagination

 

If one lacks imagination they cant possibly be susceptible to ghosts

Ghosts woudnt waste their valuable time

Sunday afternoon,  25  5. 25
1209,  Monday – Memorial Day,  26  5. 25
Rockwell  Somebody’s Watching Me  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBilAoaCjs

shy came to bed late  she usually does
                                           before bed he walks through the housethe hall light the only illumination to find the cats to stoke them the last time for the day wish them a good night tell them  I love you
     
in bed  flat on his back pillows to either side of his head
                                                             sometimes before he falls asleep she leaps up
cuddles to him edge of his ribcage leftie always tuckedup to his groin rests her head  occasionally a foreleg

he imagines
              she listens to the bellows of his breathing  the stirring of his heart  feels the warmth emanate washingup his body from his loins

0626,  Sunday,  25  5. 25
0956,  Monday – Memorial Day,  26  5. 25

talk about irritation

he could only imagine how irritated felon was having to take time from golf to meet a presidential obligation sans The First Lady  lay a wreath make remarks about dead military men and women who he believeshas said  “. . . are losers and suckers.”
                                     https://www.yahoo.com/news/facts-behind-claim-trump-called-204100717.html

    had seen red
                  not blood red  seething seeing things  devising strategies to counter provocations
humoured
            found it funny
he was usually the provocateur the irritator
                                                    because

just something about a person or how they spoke irritated him


    prone to prickly heat as a child his parents didnt seek or remedy why he suffered so many allergies  his nose ran he scratchedthey shrugged
                                       asif to say  Deal with it.
irritated him

although he learnedunderstood they hadnt any skin in the game
                                                                  and when his bodily irritations got the best of himprovoked himhe acted up  theyd take him down a peg for his ill manner a strap across the ass and when he tolerated that too well then across the backs of his thighsthatll wake him up  make him present
    so as an adult

he didnt tolerate people who rubbed him wrong
                                                   he laughed   found it funny
a fella remarked that they loved their wife
Really

    Excuse me.  You hafta say it like that?sound like that?

Yah
       Because cominout of your mouth it sounds more like youre saying I tolerate my wifegood chance she tolerates you
               I love my husband, love, love, love, my husband.

 

he sees red

    occasionally  bloodred    

6AM,  Sunday,  25  5. 25
1046,  Monday – Memorial Day,  26  5. 25

25.5.25

the avid and the ongoing tug of war between the brainloaded tenacles of hypnopompia and hypnagogia
    they viedscreamed over the other  Heads I win, tails you lose.

Farce he hollered  Theres plenty of me for the pair of you
                                                             but brainendowed     greedy
this AMs serving

plied him with folded like a fortune to stuff a cookie binary   nonbinary

                                                sense   nonsense

                                                                          
                                                wasnt equatingem
                                                 wouldnt go there

                                            unless shoved from behind
told his old man who was falling face firstNO  no
                                                      Dad  Lets callem pratfalls  Youre funny
We cant sell tha then we go with youre being shoved
Good thing youre practised ya know how to fall
Remindem you were once a paratrooper
Thirty jumps to your credit

his eyeballs pinwheeledround in his head  acknowledgment enough
                                                                     Yes I was. Thank you for reminding me.
Youre welcome

 

 

    binary   sense

    nonbinary   nonsense

                      he assumed they occurred to him under the New Management of Pronouns
common who likes common pronouns

                                                            they/them/theirs  she/her/hers  he/him/his

more elaborate

____ laughed.    Ask ___!    That’s ____ pen.    That pen’s ____.

co             co        cos                  cos
en            en           ens                 ens
ey                em           eir                  eirs
he                him          his                  his
she               her          her                  hers
they              them         their                theirs
xie               hir (“here”)   hir                  hirs
yo                yo            yos                 yos
ze                zir            zir                  zirs
ve                vis           ver                  ver

                                                                   like he said  NEW MANAGEMENT

0626,  Sunday,  25  5. 25
0957,  Sunday

https://lgbtqia.ucdavis.edu/educated/pronouns-inclusive-language#:~:text=What%20are%20pronouns?,how%20to%20use%20those%20pronouns.

Kinks  Lola  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU 

24.5.25

slim


crossing the yard to feed grim glancedright glanced at slim

                                                                    no slim
abrupthalt almost pitched him onto his face
                                               The fuck  Slim
not that a seedling has ears

or if it did understood English

    The fuck
               the twocup tincup fell from his hand scattering kibble in the grass he cut the day before  cut up to slims tiptoes  by its leaves a black walnut  seeded by its parent now felled because his landlords feared it would fall onto their rental  used the same rational to cut down an apricot directly behind the house  threatened nothing  although slowly dying  his landlords harbingers death arborists
                                                                                                demise surgeons
  

reaching the spot where slim grew

the turf was tugged

he knelt

flopped it

the earth wounded by the uptorn root
                                        The fuck
Slim
  he was upset

verging on tears

   this was slims third year
thinking it a weed he almost uprooted it but stayed his hand stayed the weeder tool

since named it watered slim babied slim
                                           really relished slim as he relished the other trees he planted on the property

had to have been a deer

an undear deer


something moved in his heart
                                  loss

he was really tired of losing
                             sister uncle aunt uncle daughter mother inside two years
slim

 

he stood
         his heart didnt come with him

he stood still

    until

the cavity in his chest slowly refilled

 

he backed away

                     backing away he almost kicked grim with his heel as she ate kibble from the grass
she sneered You couldn’t put it in my Hello Kitty plastic plate?
                                                                   What the fuck?

a lot of that goinround
     
0748,  reggaefriday,  23  5. 25
2112,  Saturday,  24  5. 25

owl in bondage

Penguin in Bondage

Zappa

met a owl in bondageboing
                             near shrinkwrapped in black plastic  erect  solitary   a wannabe scarecrow in a buddys backyard

    Wha the fucks tha

The owl?

Is tha wha tha is

Under the plastic, yeah, an articulating owl if a couple of welds had held.

They failed

Yeah. Big wind whipped up, seams failed, crippled a wing, tilted its head as if a vertebra broke a disc ruptured.

Spastic   Suffering
                      Ya tryin to put it down by asphyxiationsuffocation frog  slowly boiled in a pot
What?
        Suffocate?

    Im animating the unanimated anthropomorphising

Easy for you to say.

Don get me goin or Ill never shaddup

Good point, that’s a good point.

Ja
     If I know one thing I know me
All nooksancrannies explored scratched poked sucked  invagination gaping grottos lapped  Thorougly

Me no foolin me


Intend to repair it

I will, eventually.

So in the meantime it looks like a nondescript jetblack totem  middlefinger   accusing the sky

he shook his head hard ought to have scratched it less chance of any one of his seams or welds going bad I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about?

I do  Thas plenty enough
                             An owl in bondage

1716,  reggaefriday,  23  5. 25
1349,  Saturday,  24  5. 25


casually turning pages she readquoted him brief sentences

    Arya workin me

Working you.
                  What do you mean?

It feels like youre trying to sell me on this book
                                                  it was called P.S. I Love You More Than Tuna
they were at a freestanding cubby of books one of many Free Libraries in her neighbourhood

I’m not.

he spied her with one eye Feeels like you are

Maybe it feeels you agree with it, like it, and maybee you ought to take it.
                                                                               closed it   handed it to him
its spine was warm where it rested in her hand
                                                  it was a brisk windy morning

Maybe I will

 

he did

 

 

later that morning they were going into the city and getting inshe was driving she muttered Damn.

Whastha

Forgot to logout of a program on the computer. I’ll be right back.

when out earlier they passed the car and rather than carry P.S. around as they walked her dog he placed it in the car

its a childrens book

he read it so he wasnt waiting
                                  that was his default
whenever he walked anywhere and he walked every day he slung a canvas bag over his shoulder within was a book in addition to the one he held as he walked and read a trick since a kid to be able to escape literature his parents demanded he read at home and read science fiction hardboiled fiction black literature Baldwin
          he didnt wait on a damn thing

she was right

she knew leftie died

by the time she returned to the car he had finished it
                                                       was wiping tears out of his eyes
Aw Papa, gotcha?

It did it did kiddo

I’m sorry.

No nothing  not a damn thing you shoud be sorry about
                                                              Thank you for persisting
she leaned across the seat kissed him

sitting back starting the car
                               I thought it was a good fit.
 
afternoon,  Monday,  19  5. 25
1029,  Saturday,  24  5. 25

as long as he was picking on Google he might as well kick Microsofts Word in the seat of the pants too

actually kick it twice

twice it erred on the same piece as he wrote

#1
    1551hrs reggaefriday 23  5. 25  IT changed Im makin (did it just now again – evidently not a learning machine learning program) to Imm akin

he wrote  . . . because Im makin (again corrected it) damn sure 
                                                     NOW
what the fuck does Imm akin mean I  M  M means nothing  A  K  I  N means of similar nature or character related by blood
                            maybe Imms a family name and thereby rationalisesrealises  akin related by blood
a stretch wicked stretch

#2
    1557hrs a mere sixminutes later Word changed (hed bet itd err again) show ya wha (YUP) show ya wha (and again) Im talkinbout
                correcting him show yaw ha Im talkinbout

Whas a yaw ha

yaw noun “a twisting or oscillation of a moving ship or aircraft around a vertical axis.”

ha exclamation “used to express surprise, suspicion, triumph, or some other emotion.”

yaw ha maybe the ha legitimises the yaw
                                            Word desperate to teach him a thing or two he may have not considered

To may have or to may have not
                                    is that the question
 

 

    no fuckin clue



didnt know what Phobetor or a phobetor was “In Greek Roman mythology, Phobetor (or Icelus) is a figure who personifies the experience of nightmares and fear in dreams, He is one of many sons of Hypnos (Sleep) hypnopompic hypnagogic , who also has other dream-related brothers like Morpheus and Phantasus.”
                                                                                                     looked it up
now he does


will he remember 

harrassedYES  two fuckin Rs
                                harrassed by a Google search

he questioned Why did Harris vote “present” during the House reconciliation vote this week

Googles got its AI Overview now saltingseasoning every submission
                                                                         AI  Overview  assholeWRONG
IT made an assumption
                         “It appears you might be mistaken. Based on the information available, it was Representative he knew that Andy Harris (R-MD), not Vice President Kamala Harris, who voted ‘present’ on the budget reconciliation bill this week.”

a rational “person” would reason that Harris in the House was who he was referring to Vice Presidents cannot do not vote in the House

IT  was mistaken

he was not

 

       harrassed
                     Yafuckin kiddin me  

0943,  Saturday,  24  5. 25