You recall me sayindescribin myself   contumacious

she smiled sometimes her smile was wolfish  this was one of those times

                                                                                You mean cunt-tumacious?

I do I did  he laughed

she returned the volley her dimples crushed him

    chuckling

                 Cunt-tumacious  Meanin wha

Meaning.

            Willfully stubbornly disobedient . . . to authoritythat said . . you bend to me.

he mused

went off a ways

bending to pleasure

                        Yare hard to resist

Resist?

          Or oppose?you prefer to oppose.

I do I do

           Were a zesty pairing

Pairing.  Pairing?

                      Are we a pair?

Dyed in the wool  Convicted

another wolfish smile

made his cock hard

                         Youre takin me off stride

eyeing his crotch  Can you really walk with that?

No

      I meant figuratively

Literally . . don't think you can.

    Please.  Continue.

Watts  Arya familiar

No.

Way of Zen Writer Philosopher Contemporary of Timothy Leary   LSD

You’d think I’d be . . . knowing you.

We still have lotsanlots of doors to open

Doors of Perception?

Who

Huxley.

Thas my grrl

So . Watts?

Clever

I have my moments.

You do

         I read a quote by him on the columnthe offerings right of youtube Scribbled it down  Care to hear

Another descriptor?

Only in the sense when were not together

We do like our space and time.

We do

        Guard it jealously  Righteously

You’ll have me call him . . Mr. Watts?

No sorry  Alan   Alan Watts

What did he write that arrested your eye?

Arrested  Actually 

                     He wrote  A man who walks alone isnt broken

Or is a woman.

Or a woman

              Hes shes  becoming unbreakable

Ooh I like that.

    Can I give you a hand with that?

Tha  indicating his cock  is breakable if torqued too much  smiled

I haven’t broken it . . yet.

Nice pause placement

                                Get on it bitch

0941,  Wednesday,  23  4. 25

1245,  Wednesday

the guest he overheard her was his kind of woman

                                                   he was going to have to excuse himself all to hell and back to escape the woman he was talking with who never saw her coming waylaidambushed him

his host walked up as she continued to try to take his arm in hers possession is ninetenths the law cat nugged his shoulderexcused himself to the womenstepped one then a second back she smiled lasciviouslysipped her wine

quietly  Man, I wish I had her attention, woman loves to fuck, you’re getting laid tonight. The bedroom at the top of the stairs, left, is where I had your luggage placedChrist man, I wish I was you.

he turned to walk away then turned back

                                                       whispered Maybe I ought to say now it’s been nice.

You may be dead in the morning.

    chuckled  walked off

released she was at him again

                                  You’ll have to excuse me he was shaking her  a hint in her eyes she thought he might be  Im have to use the restroom normally hed say can

I’ll wait right here for you.

You shoudnt  Myself

                        I wait for no one a kind of hell and back  rude

No. I’ll wait here. barely rocked her boat 

Suit yourself  Excuse me

she sipped her wine

it was getting low

hed bet shed move to refilled replace her glass

                                                  he didnt see any waiters working this side of the pool beside the cabana a long table white linen lined with iced bottles of wine beer bottles of liquor mixers glasses canapés decorative bone china plates silverware napkins

tomorrow morning thered be breakfastbrunch arrayed in chafing dishes

his host wellheeled their circuitous meeting then friendship  loved to entertain

he usually ducked more parties than he attendedrather was coerced to attend

                                                                                   I’m beginning to think we’re not friends.

You have to come.

when he had to he did

the scrum his kind of woman was in had moved towards the house it had lost some participants those being womenfolk  her hangers-on were men

                                                 understandably

he wasnt built like that

he was provocative

                       adept at disrupted small clutches

culled

he walked directly into smattering

                                                     culled her

Joe

Adelle.

         How’d you do that?

Tha

Spirit me away.

You looked like you wished to be

                                   Though  you were who spiritedpainted all over your face

They saw They recognised it

    Werent cunts

Cunts?

Yes

it was curious to watch her turn cunts in her head

                                                     he wouldnt have said if he thought she couldnt handle it

read that in her face

                        how she held herself

confident

alluring

You said somethingI apologise I happened to overheardIm not one to eavesdrop

                                                                                    Was attracted to your voice

Then the  subject

    cunts quit turning

                          Subject?

Yes

     Ive no doubt you when you were prepubescent you were a knockout

almost an audible gasp

You recall your brief admonishment

You . . you thought . I was admonishing?

Definitely

            Ill rejoin my prior no doubt if youd like

she grinned  Christ the dimples

                                 What did I say?

Etched in my mind

    Yes. Go ahead.

they teased  Jimi  Excuse me while I kiss the sky

I still want a triangle in the front.

dimples deepened

I feelOh you felt  I feel like the full Brazilian would make me look like I’m trying to pass as a prepubescent.

    You know.

I think you dropdead exceeded . . . eavesdropping.

No no  Think of me as Ulysses

                                  My ears unstuffed

Siren sweetly singing

Jesus Joe.

Jesus Adelle

                    You spirited me away 

0920,  Wednesday,  23  4. 25

Brazilian quote from Lydia Millet’s  Atavists

Jimi Hendrix  Purple Haze  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoDaYjdfSg

Cream  Tales of Brave Ulysses  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRSbjpXZYEA

cunt     escalator

                        Did nothing but inform illustrate confirm his effeminacy

Strong like bull

Yahright 

           My ass

I didn’t know much about him.

Ive known of him since the Central Park Five

                                                Was a cunt then  I never imaged Id have to endure suffer the piece of shit

Remember tha tshirt at the No Kings rally  Loved it

                                                       Isn’t he dead yet?

Splendid

    You said Central Park Five. 

 

What’s that?

Look it up

    You could say since it appears to have left a bitter taste in your mouth.

You can look it up

 

 

You sneered when you mentioned the escalator.

You ride escalators

I do.

I don

       I take the stairs My small part to staunch the feminisation of men  We seem in an awful hurry to embrace it

             Hustlin

You mention that frequently.

Male makeup

                   Men have their own cosmetic section an in some case  an aisle

I . . I can’t refute that.

You cant refute a statement of fact

                                       You can opine  Ya cant refute

The escalator.

Correction   Golden  Escalator

He descended it to the cheers of a lobby full of paid performers and unpaid fans

You know that?

I know tha

So the escalator . . . it bugs you something fierce.

Escalator

Feminisation

Emasculator

                       Think about tha the next time you ride one

I only do if there are no stairs  The occasions rarethank Gawd

2308,  Saturday,  19  4. 25

1544,  Twosday,  22  4. 25

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-aide-says-paid-actors-for-2016-campaign-announcement-2021-7

No

no never fit buddys temperament  he disliked being told no

                                                                   What do you mean no?

Your fondness for mathematical equations  AI

                                                 You think data ya think reasonable rational machinesthink are solutions for humankind

Take human out of the equation ya got shit

I disagree.

I know you do

                 But aint a damn thing you can say tha will encourage me to embrace data  Machines

    That’s unreasonable.

Thas contumacious caught the look in his face hed forgotten the word  Stubborn Willful disobedient to authority

As you holdup machines as authorities

I’m not.

You are Explain why you think not  believe not

They’re tools.

We use them as tools.

    Tools tha tell us wha to do

Aid us.

Because human beings havent the capacity to help themselves

                                                                  Machines cant comprehend flesh blood brain

Emotion

Wha placeholder do they use for us in their equations

                                                          A zero  One  Binary

We aint binary

If we were we woudnt have the spectrum were ALL ABOARD in his best conductors voice

I disagree.

Got a quote

Of course you do.

                    You set me up?

No  You mused machines mathematicsneither far off  they lingerloiter in the creases gyri of your brain  Oeuvre

Set yourself up

What you got?

Metaphysical Club quote

                            . . . people who believed – as most nineteenth-century scientist did believe – that understanding something was synonymous with being able to measure it, the appeal of statistics was plain.

You  To a T

                 Understanding something  synonymous  with being able to measure it

We cant understand each other and yet anyet  you believe a machine can  Tha does not compute

Cant

I disagree.

2143,  Monday,  21  4. 25

1203,  Tuesday,  22  4. 25

    he listened to him   whiine

                                                      no other word for it

caught the look out of the corner of his eyeWhat?

Astute  Saw me good for you     Not often

                                                       Ya don wanna know

    Know wha . .

. . Wha youre whininabout

I’m not.

You are

                       Guy walks into a bar

 

 

What?

    Says  Gimme three fingers of testosterone 

 

 

What?

Thas the joke  Testosterones the joke

                                        T R T  Testosterone Replacement TherapyJesus

Doc  got all sorts of excuses  Get me on it

Guy walks in is probably the same cat who earlier pitched Viagra then latecummer Cialis

C  U  M  M  E  Rdon want ya to miss out 

Pitch hard-ons not possible plausible health conditions                           

Pharma prefers cash than aid symptoms or the lack thereof 

                                                                  For The Almighty Hard-on

Somebody nail tha to the cross

 

 

    You’re gonna say.

I am

      You aint thinkin about steppin on my line

I wouldn’t think of it.

Saw it on the tip of your tonguemove in your mouth

Maybe.  Maybe.

                       Men really irk you.

They do when theyre not being mannish

                                             Particularly those old farts chasing the vanity of having an erection

Theres naturally a reason they cant get it up

But they choose to solve it unnaturally  Chemically

    Better Living Through Chemistry  DuPont

                  

                                                       Or some think

Thanks for saying.

Youre welcome

2123,  Monday,   21  4. 25

1042,  Tuesday,  22  4. 25

Jimi Hendrix  Purple Haze  Excuse me while I kiss the sky  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoDaYjdfSg

they were discussing their families immigration to America

he dropped a term on him hed not heard before

                                                   Lemme get this straight  Pickle boat

That’s what my Mom called it.

Her family immigrated from Hungary

Yes.

Landlocked

               You know wha port they disembarked

Port.

        I’ve no idea.

Must have wanted to get to America badly Poland had seaports Ill assume my grandparents on my mothers side departed from Gdansk

                                           Curiously

On the same ship on the same date four years apart my grandmother a teen came first Her cousin was her sponsor

          Imagine

Arrives in New York Ellis Island Saw the Statue of Liberty  Then transverses the eastern part of the United States to arrive in Indiana  rural farmland

NineteenOfour

Wha a freakin adventure

                                  Pickle boat  Whastha

I understand, a colloquial term, referring to small, cramped, often unsanitary ship used for transatlantic crossings.

You said an I immediately thought Clauusen

What?

Clauusen

           Thought  once upon a time they also made pickled green tomatoes

Havent seenem in years                 

Clauusen.

You unfamiliar

No.  I thought you said closet.

Closet    Pickle

You can imagine how odd that seemed to me.

No

    What do you mean no?

Given your homophobiathought you thought closet pickle was a gay who hadnt come out yet

expression on his face was pained  shouldnt have been  gays troubled him

                                                                    I’m not homophobic.

    Honestly  You are

I’m not.

Not debating you

                     You are

I said Clauusen you said closet

Which means . . . . absolutely nothi . .

. . You do not believe in absolutes

                                        Closet implies gay

Means something gay

Yareally oughta embrace your feelings

    Work on your   discomfort of gays  WomenGawd knows  youre allbout lesbian sex not tha anythings wrong with tha

I love watchin attractive women gettin down on each other which . . .

                                                                         Is another venue tha disturbs you

Eatin pussy

 

Didnt think youd say

                             A tasty delicatessen

3PMishmash,  Sunday,  20  4. 25

1212,  Monday,  21  4. 25

    Methinks   Hegseth did not stop drinking as he declaredwas determined he would

                                                                               Signal

far farmore explicit than Indian smoke signals

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/26/politics/the-atlantic-publishes-signal-messages-yemen-strike/index.html

https://archive.ph/DGx4q

https://apnews.com/article/hegseth-signal-chat-houthis-attack-8dbf9dd6c711796438a5c1c84831c40b

Methinks he ought to go buhbye in a real fuckin hurry  

1451,  Monday,  21  4. 25

Zappa  Do You Ever Wash that Thing  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRmk6XfocGs

felon due processed to death was enabled to escape trials he should have stood

due process provided felon to trip up the courts

“We cannot give everyone a trial EVERYONE HAS TO BE ALLOWED DUE PROCESS because to do so would take, without exaggeration EXAGGERATION 200 years.”

Republican Louisiana senator Kennedy disputed felon  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U3peFifcfk

1608,  Monday,  21  4. 25

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5259657-trump-courts-migrant-deportations/

You’re late.

she chimed in too  a tardy echo You’re late.

An happy Easter to youse  Im not late   I told you Id come after I finished writing

                                                                                        Its after

But it’s late. You missed brunch.

he was incredulous

                      Awright bud  You recallIm sure you do  I eat dinner

An I wasnt coming until AFTER

You missed a delicious brunch anif I may say, I knocked it out of the park.

No doubt Queenie no doubt it was tasty  Youre good in the kitchen

    buddy cleared his throat

                                 So what did you write that preceded after?

Preceded after Look at you

                               Methinks I see a glint of pride sneakin into the back of your eyes

Wasn’t shabby.

It wasnt  Be carefulthough  don wanna ya thinkin thaya can readily be clever

                                                                                   Not your schtick  oeuvre

I figured youd ask

I think I’d like to know more than him.

She asked me earlier.

I left a fourth disassembled lettin it meld congeal  but I made a point to remember wha I wrote

Which is queer for you he turned to her he usually says he doesn’t remember, once off his plate, complete, dives onto the next.

Yah They don write themselves an the next is begginalways so damn intriguing how it will present  form itsel . .

. . Often he says he doesn’t feel he can take credit for what he wrote, that, it was more like taking dictation.

she eyed him

               You write something . . . then you really, I mean really, don’t think you can take credit for it?

Sometimes feels tha way

                             Inspired    In spirit

Spirit? she narrowed her eyes

Guy’s a piece of work, huh babe?

                                      So.

You said three pieces.

Three

       Im going to say but Im not elaborating

Youll have to run with it as you may

                                         Coud I have a beer wet my whistle

buddy went to the fridge

                           I’m sorry. You mentioned I take it out but I forgot.

Itll warm as I sip

she lookedmade a face  What’s that?

Dragons Milk

buddy removed the cap handed it to him

he heldup the bottle Na Zdrowie

they were drinking chilled white wine tapped their glasses to his bottle  Na Zdrowie!

Yareally ought to try this

I think not. cleared her throat as he held it towards her  No I think not.  Alcoholic mother’s milk? No thank you.

    Well Thanks for considering it a slim momentthree pieces  Subjects     No explanations

We’re waiting he said turning towards her  This will be extraordinary. Never before.

Nope  Not ever

set her wine down comically beat a drumroll on the counter with her fingers

Didnt conceive tha  Thank you

You’re welcome.  she continued the roll

They are  sweet spot cock blocked hens haggard

                                                        Roll roil your imaginations with tha

Im headinout to the sun  Is a beautiful Easter

after 3PMishmash,  Sunday,  20  4. 25

1018,  Monday,  21  4. 25