Shotgun!

looked at his kidsister

                         How many did you volunteer me to take home

I told them you were going to take Carrie home and they all decided to go home. Beauty of a stationwagon, huh?  Besides, you know where they live.

Take Carrie home last.

Take Carrie home last

                        You ridin

No.

No

OhHellno, I don’t want to ruin their fun.

   Their fun

Trust me.

           Their fun . their fun . . . . their funI guarantee guarantee . . it’ll be fun for you too.

he hadnt the slightest clue what she meant

                                               but by winter shed have her license  he wouldnt have to taxi

Gals  Lets move it

                    Ive got a date toni . .

. . With who? they chorused

Asses out to the car

                      Sis  Thanks

Thank me when you get home.

they lived nearest the public swimming pool

                                               all the familys friends coalesced at their house

his folks liked that they did

familys friends parents did too

with six kids

               whats another dozen or more

household was raucous

Carrie was first out of the house so her Shotgun! was not violatedthe passenger seat not filled

she was a pistol

she woke him a couplethreefour times when his sister had sleepovers

                                                                           Whaya doin Carrie

Nothing.    You wanna do something.

not that he wasnt tempted

                             Not a good idea

You have a bad one? shed giggle

                                    her giggles were uncomfortable his cock could feel them  like she had porpoisecocksonar  echolocation

two years older he probably  probably

                                                yahprobably

loaded up he headed out

                            stationwagon full of scantilyclad coconutsmelling girls

Jesus these girls had hit their sexualstrides and werent sparing him

                                                                          What do you think, Joe?

he didnt spare them

they thrilled

             more than a couple of I’m wet leaked out had it overcome the coconutscent he would have been right as rain

Carrie sat shotgun sidesaddle

                                 hadnt buttonedup all the way

wasnt wearing her swimsuit top

                                   jiggled with every joke

bright cherrytopped  bountiful cupcakes

she caught him glancing

                           What?   What?  You peekin . . . like what you see?

I woudnt have if you hadnt

they dropped off the last girl

bold as brass Now what, Joe?

   indeed

             nowwhat 

0305,  Sunday,  26  1. 25

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/secret-to-porpoise-sonar-revealed/

had SHOTGUN! gearedup but his daughter texted him that she sent him an emailhe ought to look at sooner than later

   later always patronised himprovoked him if he did later he fucked himself

people like to fuck other people

he was no exception

had her email and a second  why it eluded his JUNK was beyond him

                                                                               made him laugh

Blissy Ad Partner

                    entitled missing its whatever audience it was seekin

so wide of the mark the arrow was lost

it went somewhere

no clue

          entitled had to quit grinnincrinkled his eyes tearedem to be able to read it properly  read vulnerable  who did it think it was reaching

                 “You’re At Your Most Vulnerable While You’re Sleeping.”

maybe people slept

                      he dreamt he binged 

asif MAX HULU Netflix Amazon without commercial breaks  shoehorn wouldnt cut it  time came when technology could crack himlitter commercials

hed kill himself

   he could imagine his parentsparticularly his mother losing her shit Don’t say that. God may be listening.

Maw If Gawd coud crack this walnut

                                          Id kill myself

the closest he came to comforting his mother was cold comfort

his father was Kikazaru the hear-no-evil monkey

                                                     but when it served him he could also be see-no-evil Mizaru

his old man only had kind words 

                                   two out of three aint shabby

he was flush heard saw said

                                 it killed his mother that she taught him to read

You kill me!

Thas on you

             Ya got to admit you taught me to read so One  you coud quit reading to me  Two  so I coud readentertain the slew of siblings tha followed on my heels

I was unpaid help

You were fed clothed sheltered.

I was a fuckin bargain

                         One of these days I hope you admit it

she did

he reallyreally appreciated she did

he was not vulnerable

he ditched the email without opening it

                                          went onto his daughters informative instructional email

she always had her eye out for him

he appreciated her concern

                              called her to thank her

hearing his voice  Name That Tune

                                     You were familiar.

I was

        One day baby one day youll get the drop on me

An I’ll faint.

1333,  Sunday,  26  1. 25

Chet Baker  When She Smiles  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSdFil00vb4

Take a gander  heldup the piece of paper he just finished jotting some thoughts down as they talked

                                                                                                            Sunday MayEleven

Twothousandsix

Twothousandsix.

Yah

You’ve scribbled the page.

Ive shared it

                Obviously opposite side was a blank begged clothing embarrassed it was naked

Its clothed now

Naked?   What the hell are you talking aboutnever mind never mind. What did you scribble out from the Eleventh?

I had written

                It was unnerving We didnt name either of our girls Sex

They werent byproducts Ive had sex Fortunately no sex products

                                                                       No knockknocking at my chamber door

he laughed fullthroated

                            I didnt write the knockknock part

Jesus. 

        The thoughts that occur . .

. . Don seem to occur to you

   No.  Really?naming children Sex?

Be helpful to the rest of us who didntdonya think

                                                     Help us be attentive to their needs since their parents were only keen on satisfying theirs

I don’t know, I don’t know.

                             What did you note about our conversation?

Bits on legacy media its responsibility for felons rise

Legacy media? We weren’t talking about thaHell . . I don’t even know what that is.

Television radio  Newspapers    Magazines

                                                 Media  not bastard social media propaganda misinformation disinformation fuckin notknowing opinions antha other shit  whasit called     I cant think     

   Rumours

OH.  I know this.

Beatya  Conspiracy theori . .

. . Yes.

          Conspiracy theories.

Yah  Shoud have tore out some tongues broke some finge . . 

. . Come on, come on now, people have the right of free speec . .

. . Yes  Factual

                 Not FIRE in a crowded theatre

Legacy media was too busy makin moneythought they were so clever were too busy makin excuses for felon

                                                                                                                  First lie out of his mouth they should have either held his feet to the fire or punched him in the mouth Did nothing but encourage him

America aint filled with a lot of smart cookies

Fair an balanced  objective reporting

Fuck tha 

           Theres true an false  Honest dishonest

Didnt Goebbels teach them anything

   Goebbels?

Like I said

            Not a lot of smart cookies

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1248,  Sunday,  26  1. 25

https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/joseph-goebbels-on-the-quot-big-lie-quot

   . . . the rain on the water   Wha does tha make you think

Think.

he tried to suppress his sigh but failed

                                         Yaaah  Think

   Think about what?

Man  you tha thick

                       Nothing occurs to you at all    Aside from Hendrix

Hendrix?

Nevermind

               Anything

It’s raining.

   Can I tellya wha I think hopefully I wont bore youIll be brief

Sure. Briefly.

Briefly  Its you

                 All your possibilities

My possibilities?

Yah

 

 

You want to explain?

You wanna hear

   I’m curious now . .

. . Because it has to do with you

Yes.   Usually the things that come out of your mouth have to do with you.

As they woud  Apparent you lack life experiences

What do you mean by that?

The rain

You’ve said.   

                   tersely So say.

See the pinpricks of raindrops on the pools surface

Yes. Obviously.

Can you understand theyre representative of all the possibilities you might have been

No.

An egg   Wha Millions of spermagree

Millions. Yeah.

Possibly a billion per ejaculation

   Possibly. Per.

Per

      Pinpricks of raindrops on the waterExcept    Except

Except what?

You

Me?

Yah

        The drip drop wha was you tried like a motherfucker to steer its way to the pool to sayHeya  but missed

random  pointed his thumb over his shoulder

                                                 Instead ya landed over in the dogshit youve failed to cleanup

his eyes bugged noticeably

Food for thought

1527,  Wednesday,  22  1. 25

1124,  Sunday,  26  1. 25

Jimi Hendrix  Rainy Day, Dream Away/Still Raining, Still Dreaming  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_jCaXlylmg

Chet Baker  Almost Blue  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5l0jkC71Yk

. . . hahahaha  this clown cracks me up

                                            he wiped a tear from his eye

You laugh?

Better laugh than cry

                       Motherfuckers got a slo-burn comin an like Hale Seventeenth century judge Alito cited overturning Roe versus Wade  while maybe not burnin at the stake hanging witches   felons gonna choke

How so?

Howbout him renaming things

Renaming?

Ohfuckyah

             another chuckle another tear escaped his eye

Would you say.

                  panties bunching

Say

        You cant

I can’t presume to know the thought clammering round in your skull.

No yacant

            Ya havent the leniencyimagination

Spit it out, would you?

   Its obvious by his pudpullin predilection

Predilection?

His insane desire to rename thingsbelieving truly  he can by caveat

What?

The Gulf of America

Ohyes.

Stripping Denali return it to Mount McKinley

I've heard.

   Best yet

Best yet . . what?

Renaming the White House

                               Melanias Airbnb

1351,  Saturday,  25  1. 25

1900,  Saturday

https://www.propublica.org/article/abortion-roe-wade-alito-scotus-hale#:~:text=Justice%20Alito's%20leaked%20opinion%20cites,out%20even%20in%20his%20time.

Walk this way.

                 she lead the waystepped off the pavers onto a gravelly path that ran serpentine through a variety of plantbeds at the edge of the slight pool apron

   they teased that the pavers were intellectuals the twoinch stepdown to the gravel the abyss of genius

                                                                                                               Tell me again why. Why it is a step down or step up between them.

Intellectuals sprawl  Geniuses are siloed

she nodded

               I disagree.

I know you do

                Anif I were Id favour intellect overanbeyond genius

they walked a ways and stopped in front of a plant he called the brain plant its petite rosy flowers consumed by frost

chill

Imagine she said  if you woke one morning and found you had an IQ of onehundredeighty. What would you think?

Notmuch

Not much?   What do you mean not much?

blandly looked her over  nonverbally indicated

   OH. You have a oneeighty IQ.

No  If I were you I would have suggested onefifty oneightys an awfully high bar  Anif I were you I woud have tacked otherwise

Otherwise?

                How do you mean?

I woud have said imagine if you woke one morning an found you had an IQ of eighty  Whawoudya think

Eighty?

Its enoughscraping bottom  at least woud allow ya to serve in the armed forces

                                                                                    GI   Government-issued

despite herself  she tried not to smile but failed miserable

could be the star bitch of a hyena documentary 

1537,  Wednesday,  22  1. 25

1703,  reggaefriday,  24  1. 25

You think its too soon

Too soon too terrible.

   Terrible

You don’t think speaking ill of the dea . .

. . Theyre gonna come haunt me

                                     Arent we gone when were gone  or arya fallin backhedgin your bet again

Agnostic  Don not believe

Litotes

         Oughta beat ya with a baseball bat

No no.

       I’m just saying it’s an awful thing to say.

Man had a wicked sense of humour I think hed thinkI believe  I believe  hed enjoy the black humour antha it was realised because were talkin about intellect genius an he was genius second to none

Yawanna refute tha

   No. He was a geniu . .

. . Who you believe   somehow you coud have hung with in conversation   Before

I think he would have heard me out.

Been polite while you were wastin his timeNO

                                                   I think most people wasted his time

Why he did wha he did

He didn’t do it.

You don know tha ya assume tha   Nobody wishes themselves ill

                                                                            Suicide

He lived a long life.

He did

         Anhe lived it under unique   whas a wordthe word     ah  surgical   uniquely surgically scripted time

Access

          So his time wasnt wasted

Soyah  Darkly

                I darkly suggest he committed ALS to escape dolts like you so he coud escape into an interior world tha only he coud sustain then explain to us for us to fathom

Man held pages an pages of equations in his head after debilitated tha then were transcribed by research associates theoretical physicists  rambled cross pages wowing cohorts confederates

ALS was an excellent excuse not to contend with  common people

In your vernacular

                     Average IQ individuals

Like me too

 

I don’t think so.

But youre average

                     Stephen Hawking wasnt    

   Can you imagine trying to dress his lattertwisted body  Sheesh

You’re going to Hell.

Says the sudden agnostic devotee

1520,  Wednesday,  22  1. 25

1308,  reggaefriday,  24  1. 25

Miles Davis  Lonely Fire  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svgEQnlHt8Y

Poe: "The true genius shudders at incompleteness and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be."

I was just thinking about you.

Unsavory thoughts I hope

Never one step away from the gutter, are you?

Careful

         Youre usually at my hip beside me

And you’re usually so sobering.

Sobering you

Yes.

Slobbering you

   Wellyes.

Giveya good oldfashion tonguelashings

Whell                                

   Yes. I’ve no complaints I deserve it stand next to a fire can get burned.

Weve burned down a lot together

Yes.

      Yes we have. a precious smile swept across her face her dimples hinted

You were thinking about me

   Yes.

           I love how you can bring me back from the brink after erasing my thought with far too many other thoughts.

Part of my charm

Your mother thinks you’re charming.

She convinced me

her precious smile went exquisite he wanted to crawl into one of her dimples  take a nap

                                                                                       And you have convinced me.

Though few others are.

I only care about you

You love me.

I do

   Utah.   You hear or read what happened in Utah?

I have not

Students can no longer bring personal copies of banned books to school.

Ah Returns me to yesteryear when I used to read Mickey Spillane hidden inside a Social Studies textbook

That’s what immediately flew through my mind. That. And that if it were in any other state and you were a kid you’d defy it tell ‘em to take their sensitive materials, rough ‘em up, abrade ‘em give ‘em calluses.

They flew it, state board, under the radar, placed it in an updated F A Q.

F A Q

Sorry, acronym.

                   Means frequently asked questions.

You can actually say it kiddo

Say it?

Yah

      Fackque  efāˈkyo͞o   E  F  longA  emphasis first syllable  K  Y  O  longO

Why do you know it’s phonetic spelling?

Its a little game I play with myself when youre not here to play with me he winked luridly

                                                                                                      despite herself  she blushed

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1142,  reggaefriday,  24  1. 25

https://www.kuer.org/education/2025-01-21/utah-students-can-no-longer-bring-personal-copies-of-banned-books-to-school

Thetis Styxdipped

he texted  :  :  Seems our minds navigate the same gutter… tho you have the edge over me by a country mile

he replied  :  :  gutter brothers

  gutter brothers

has a nice ring to it

hed concurLOVED concurring

                                     Yaever think why  a wily shehe heshe

You ever

   You really asking me

DeNiro said it best Taxi Driver  Ya talkin to me

                                         Yah   Im talkin to you askinya

Have you ever aske . .

. . Make your point

                     Fact  Usually ya yell anonymously over the ramparts  Don know whatha is

Cant imagine cowardly

No

Good  Speak

                 Why do you think I love concurring

Kind of in line with gutter brothers an the fact tha you are ahead by a cuntry mile

Cuntry

Thas wha I said

   Awright  In lockstep

                            More to concurring

Cuntcuring

Many ways to be taken  understood

Yah

A page from the same playbook

Which stands to reason

Which  stands to reason

Brother ever gonna catch up

No

     Ill only grow my leadhes not crass  He has to be liked

A foible

Chink in his armour

   May I

Of course

Achilles heel

Thetis Styxdipped

1000,  reggaefriday,  24  1. 25

DeNiro  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4d8PHDG4yE

Miles Davis  Great Expectations  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UT3qeqzejI

Aren’t you a little full of yourself?

   

   Im all ears

                 Whacha got

Ducks in a row.

Awright

           Im listenin

You surmis . .

. . Nothing

              You a fan

He’s accumulated tremendous wealt . .

. . For himself  as psychopaths sociopaths can do

                                                       Money is supposed to turn my eyemake me genuflectNo

While youre down there you can blow him

He felon pinged my radar years ago

                                       Pricks  Shits    Boids of a feather

Then  Now

               More so tha theyve bamboozled nearly haf the country tha voted

But more people voted against felon than for himhe can shove his crowed mandate up his ass

                                                                                                    Which

Melania may have had to earlier

                                   Long tall migrant Melania

But who hasnt had to since Stormy Daniels Stephanie Clifford plucked her from the sea out from the flotsam  the jetsam

   I was a huge fan

                        My girlfriend an I were

Watchin her on the blue screen certainly riled us up

   You into porn

I thin . .

. . I know  Youre a prude

                           Do not attempt to lecture metell  me

   Just blow him while youre on your knees

Im happy to toss you a bottle of gargle

                                            A preference

2153,  Thursday,  23  1. 25