they exchanged Christmas gifts

    Why is he doing tha He doesnt believe in God in religion

No  He celebrating tradition

                              Very few people make Jesus’ birth front an center in their homes Theres distractions  Christmas tree its lights gifts wrappedbound by bows 

Theyre compelled  Bombarded

They are

These two are choicearent they

Theyre freakin hilarious

Gift each other liquor Our boy foundtha he believed he saved tha festive bottle bag

Im tellinya Choice

He cheers Merry Christmas hands the gift to himexplaining I knew I had a pretty bag somewhere

Thank you. looks insideAwyeah. Love my Baileys. Thank you very much.

Youre welcome Sweets for the sweet bro

Coffee?

Please

turns with gift in hand to the coffeemakerslips the Baileys outslips the Buffalo Trace in pours two cups of coffee

                                                                                                                       turns

Any adulteration?

Hazelnut

No, sorry.  I have French Vanilla.

No thanks blacks fine

You sure?

Thank you Blacks fine

he turns back to the coffeemaker picks up the swapped out bag turns

                                                                            Merry Christmas!

they roar

    You shouldnt have Thank you

                                     peering inside  My Buffalo Trace  Its perfectthank you

You’re welcome. You and your hard liquor.

Sweets for the sweet hard for the hard

smirks  Please.

You disagree

    Could we agree we have different tastes in liquor?

We could agree I enjoy liquor an you liqueur

                                               No semantics different animals

Awright awright, I’ll concur.

Excellent  Christmas concurring

                                   Add your French Vanilla fireup your cup in the microwave

Lets get this poolitics going

 

saying goodnight

                    Listen. I’m having people over for brunch on Christmas. You ought to come.

he smiled

            You invited me earlier

Yes. You declined.

                    I thought maybe you’d change your mind.

You know me to change my mind

Rarely.

Listen I do appreciate the offerthank you

                                              You enjoy your company Ill enjoy mine

You’re not entertaining.

No I enjoy my company

 

    Is he talking about us

Methinks

           You remember him recently spending time with anyone on Christmas day

Not in years

    Celebrating tradition

Saturday,  21  12. 24

1046,  Tuesday – Christmas Eve,  24  12. 24

Bing Crosby  I’ll Be Home for Christmas  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnamkFCprT4

Its simple Watch

as this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQkpes3dgzg

is to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAFUn4Dwk54

ohshit days ago film brokespunoff the reel had to rereel it  Dec ’24

2117,  Monday,  23  12. 24

black humour running silent night holy night amok

hed admit . . .

 

                               No  Evidently not

                                                 his brain rearedstomped erased

whaever it was he was willing to admit

YOU DO NOT ADMIT SHIT

I want to be honest

NOT TO YOUR DETRIMENT

Anif I say fuck you

    WELL HAVE YOU KILLED BEFORE YOU CAN CONFESS

2041,  Monday,  23  12. 24

"error-prone, easily confused and weak"

do you know what this is (Rachel Maddow, Monday,  23  12. 24)

(17:20 minute-mark)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imULlEGvpTU 

its this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qg9ZahBu8c

2014,  Monday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5WAuZIsXDk

“. . . he wasn’t born in this country hahahaha.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B96Ah5fcXnM

No

     Not president

Constitution says nothing about an American dictator who has to be born in America

                                                                                                       lets not forget he delights in

black humour sarcasm & irony

1944,  Monday,  23  12. 24

https://www.britannica.com/topic/black-humor 

American media consumption

                                   donmake him laugh

sosomany quaffing Kool-Aid orange spilling into their earsrunning down their necks

theyre not listening to  not  consuming  News

theyre gobbling influencers who grifters  irresponsibly spewbarf their opinions   he wouldnt go so far as to say what they think  theyre not Diamond Strike Anywhere Matches

    misinformation

    disinformation

    propaganda

                    look at the three preceding words

not oneNOT ONE

                  is conciseprecise very possible that many who consume them may not be able to spell them

he had a four-letter word

                         F A C T

theirs smackstink of farce falsity

if standing their words up against fact

                                          another four-letter word slithers into view  lies

2239,  Wednesday,  18  12. 24

1629,  Monday,  23  12. 24

He drives me apeshit

His sexual hangups?

Hes hungup on anyone who doesnt relishan I aint blowing smokeup your ass your lovely assknow youd like it  who doesnt relish the missionary position 

Thaswha he thinks fuckin isTHEN then  lets traipses the night fantasticknow its trippinFEELS  anything other than malefemale sex is troubling pronouns kill him I callem by their namesfuck pronouns no room in his heart for L G B T Q I A plusbelieves if a girl gets a college scholarship to play basketball for a particularly school tha in order to fit in theyll have to turn gay majority of college women majority of women who play professionally are queer 

Whadafuck

Someone doesnt turn gay

They are or theyre not

OHYEAH what about bisexuals?

    Theyve made a choice Pansexual  Genderblind

What the hell, gender blind? What the hell’s that?

You got a college education. You understand words. You figure it out.

                                                                          He woudnt work that hard

I told him someone romantically emotionally or sexually attracted to people of all genders regardless of their sex or gender identity

THAT’S WRONG, MAN, THAT’S JUST WRONG.

    Fack

And you put up with him, why?

Thas a joke He thinks hes putting up with me

                                                   Mumbled something a week back

I thought he was talking about engage engaging  WHA

Don’t you listen to me when I talk? I said gay gene.

Gay Jeans

Gay gene.

Levis 501 I wearem Lee Guess Wrangler Calvin Klein Gap    Fuck

he rolled his eyes

An is it a fallacy or a phallusy

                                 Spelled P H A L L U S Y   Mans uncomfortable talkinbout dicks despite having one

So where do these disagreements get you guys?

he laughed

              Hed sayI love it   Semantics

SEMEN TICKS  NO IT DON

                              Gooey  Think pulled saltwater taffy

Now theres an idea

Semen taffy

Pussy taffy

    Anytime yawanna hush it . .

. . winked  Turnin ya on

                           Hallie taffy woud be awfully tasty

near 5PMish,  Saturday,  21  12. 24

1425,  Monday,  23  12. 24

No   Here

               

                 Its simple  Watch

See 

Try again

No no

         Try again

    No

Here  Lemme showya

                          First  YOU do this anya do tha         You try it    Yahyah

Then you DO  this  anya do tha

                                    Atta girl 

Then you do THIS anya do  tha

                                     Correct yare gettin it

   Then  wha

I do this AND I do that.

Yes

I do this and I DO that.

Yah

Then lastly  I do this and I do  THAT.  TA-DUM.

Crushed it

It was simple.

Yah  Anif I can do it anyone canan besides  youre a girl a woman I aint got a leg up on any of you

Aww, that’s sweet of you to say.

I aint sweet

              I happen to know anam willingly able to admit unlike  some of my sex   Overall  women are superior to men

Probably reason why I don pay attention to men

0824,  Monday,  23  12. 24

1142,  Monday

What brought on the foxhole . . . human . interest . . story?

The State Fair

The State Fair.  nonplussed

                              Which State Fair?

Iowa

       You brought it up

I brought it up?

Christyes

           You chuckled when I said I preferred Ottawa

Ottawa?

To Iowa

    Are you going to refresh my memory?

Refresh     he laughed

                           I am your memory

As long as its things conversations tha have happened between us  though I truly believe youre maintaining lotsa separate memory banks with other friends an family

Cant seem to hold a thought on your own

he cleared his throat roughly  darkly

                                     Hell of an assumption.

Ifyasay

            You complete it

Your Iowa  I raised you Ottawa

 

    All I know  I owe all I owe to Ioway

                                          Or  as you paraphrased All I owe I owe Iowa

I remember.

If you remember tha then aside from Ottawa   whaelse did I say

Compounding interest of my assumption is awready paying dividends

Whell man . . . most shit that comes out of your mouth is inan . .

. . Careful careful don want anger gettin the best of you

                                                            Theres very little best of you left

I remember all I owe I owe Iowa.

To which I replied

                     Id read that letter by letter if it were tattooed in a line up the inside of a womans thigh to her   twat

                      

Keepin the W A goin

Get it

   An in case ya forgot  The human interest story    Iowa National Guard

after 4PM,  Saturday,  21  12. 24

0941,  Monday,  23  12. 24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6UUR2f5cdI

Youve heard foxhole stories

    That a . . . question . . or a statement

Fuckin statement

Maybe you ought to phrase it as question.

    Youre not familiar

Sinceya asked a question . . . no.

Youre really not familiar

    I am not.

Curious

Not so much.   You never served. Why do you evenwhy should you be allowed to pose a foxhole stor . .

. . Cuz ya don need to serve to ask or state whasah I believe  a human  interest   story

                                                                                                 Im fuckin ecstatic ya know wha a foxhole is

Yeah. I do.

             I watched Combat growing up as a kid.

Theres tha

              Cool  We have a premise

A premise?

Yah

         Say  youre a Ranger a highly trained expensive   soldier

In a foxhole  a pitched battle

Canya imagine tha

I’m a Ranger?

Youre a Ranger

    Cool.

In the heat of battle a guy wearing your colours throws himself bodily into your foxhole

                                                                                             You dug it   Its yours

Yeah.

Battle dies down a bit Maybe reloadingmaybe support backups coming  The cavalry

                                                                                             The other side

The other side?

Your enemies

    Of course my enemies.

Good  Still in your foxhole

                             Your honed sense is is tha everythings gonna go to shit

During the lull you learn tha this guy who scrambled into your foxhole is a National Guard member  From Iowa

Iowa?

Yah   Iowa

                Military motto  You familiar

Maybe.

           What’s the motto?

he bypassed the fuckin sigh Ya don leave your buddies behind

That’s admirable.

Tha coud be a drag

his face screwedup

                         How do you mean?

I think you understand something being a drag

    Think

                Your last wife

Jesus Christ man.

We on the same page

    My last wife.  That’s horribl . .

. . Youre in a foxhole tha likely will be overrun by your mortal enemy

                                                                       Take no prisoners kinda shit by your mortal enemy

We on the same page

Yeah.  Pretty fuckin grim situation asshole.

Yah

      Whadaya do

What do you mean . . . what do I do?

Youre a Ranger

                   Hes a drag on you

Whereya going with this?

Im the Ranger

                I whack the drag to improve my chances

Remember  Cornfed from Iowa

                                      National Guard

That’s cruel.

Thas fair

            Id rather call it smart  Efficient

Improve my fuckin chances of eluding my mortal fuckin enemies

                                                                         NOW

Really?  There’s a NOW to this?

There is

Youre in your foxhole ya hear someone approaching during the lull

    Alright.

A guys scrambling towards you

Alright.

    Hes a civvy

What’s a civvy?

Civilian  Untrained

    Alright.

Im the Ranger

                I waste him even before he gets to my foxhole

You see theah spectrum   I just laid out for you

 

    Tell me my analysis is wrong

after 4PM,  Saturday,  21  12. 24

2228,  Sunday,  22  12. 24

they were having drinksearlier had ingested a fiveMG edible and a kicker

outside in the sun

he had his clipboard paper Bic pen  in case

                                               usually something surfaced worthwhile making note of

Subservience  Megan Fox  he could hear her now That’s Megan, no H.

Is that how she spells her name?

You recommended the damn film to me

                                             Yah

Did you watch it?

I youtubed the trailer

And?

    An I turned off the trailer when she appearedwoudnt watch the film

You're kidding me.

No

    Why?

Because Megan Foxx

She’s outrageous!

Im not into plastic see her lips   Reminded me of a carp

Come on, man, she works in Hollywood.

Thas no defence Shes thirtyeightGoogled her  I appreciate tha she admits her surgeries

And because of that you weren’t going to watch the film?scifi, you like scifi.

Not when its CGd to death  

                               No

Huh.

            I think we could probably come up with five differences between liberals and conservatives.

No  Not me

Sure you could.

I don want to

But you could.

I wont

If you wante . .

. . Whas breezing through your head  Im uninterested

Come on.  Play.

Play

You like to playtell me all the time . . I ought to play.

Awright

              Liberal   Is not conservative

    Really?

Ya asked

Be specific.

I believe thas damn specific

No.  I’d rather you . .

. . You

    Conservatives are fearful.

 

Nothing?

    Youre movie told ya Im not participating

                                               Mindya Even ended participating with a G rather than my usual N

You’re no fun.

Oh I am Im havin a riot watchinya struggle

They’re not as educated.

    Both your brothers one of your sisters   Bachelors degrees

Small sample size.

Think yaoughta find some either talking points

                                                   Yahappen to catch Juanita in deminJesus

No.

Yah

1527,  Saturday,  21  12. 24

1529,  Sunday,  22  12. 24

https://www.womenshealthmag.com/beauty/a60257410/megan-fox-plastic-surgery/

    O my  goodness

                          truly truly   goodness     he nodded to her

she smiled

You look absolutely absolutely beautiful

Oh, why thank you.

Thank you  You made my heart smile

    You’re heart smile?

Ohyes

       You shoud understand Im from a huge family  my family eleven  extended family sixtysix cousinscoudnt toss a stone without hitting a pregnant aunt or aunts Top thaoff with my parents becoming foster parents  we always had babies in the house

                     So wonderful

her smile grew larger

she was dressed in a pale peagreen plumstriped skirt loose white muslingauze blouse flats

                                                                                               swollen belly swollen breasts

energeticallycoloured pinkcheeked  sunfilled

                                                had been chasing down her freshfaced toddler

she struck him with a Medusas eye

                                      turned him into gleemade him want to throw cartwheels

1PMish,  Thursday,  14  7. 24

1322,  Sunday,  22  12. 24

walking down the streetlooking forward  looking ahead

                                                          Awbruther  oh man sidestepped a tall slowpoke to keep an eye on her as they approached each other

She looks freakin amazing

she looked better

                                    Awhoh some  thing  peeled off       Not so much

   Okayawright too good to be true

                                      bamboozled himself   she was not his distanced imagining

did have a remainingredeeming aspect

crossed his fingers

he nodded to her as they passed

                                    she smiled

gave it five strides leftrightleftrightleftpivot glanced over his right shoulder

                                                                               THERE  there she was

struck gold

itd been occurring to him for a while given cosmeticswhich he wasnt keen  shapely  forward facing   womens attributes were behind them

                   out of eyeshot of their mirrors handholds of preening in bathrooms or before their vanitiesdid they still have vanities brushing their hair putting on their face fixing their earrings   their natural form  shoulders back derriere back of knees  calves

were their vanities gone

these attributes had their backs

GAWDjust cominround the corner  another woman

                                                        he excused himselfstepped right  went behind her    glanced

she looked better from behind too

1PMish,  Thursday,  14  7. 24

1116,  Sunday,  22  12. 24

Oh Ive got this  giggled

                                  he beamed

You’re lookin’ mighty proud of yourself.

Oh you have no idea

                        Im pleased as punch with myself

Are you braggi . .

. . I am 

           I   I really am

 

    Yagonna share?

I will I will   Im relishing it

 

Gonna share?

 

Let me cue it up

Cue it up?

Yah 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaA3YZ6QdJU

she listened

               Billy Joel.

Yes

    What’s so clever?

MAGA theme song

after 4PM,  Saturday,  21  12. 24

1208,  Sunday,  22  12. 24

Billy Joel  Just The Way You Are