No   Here

               

                 Its simple  Watch

See 

Try again

No no

         Try again

    No

Here  Lemme showya

                          First  YOU do this anya do tha         You try it    Yahyah

Then you DO  this  anya do tha

                                    Atta girl 

Then you do THIS anya do  tha

                                     Correct yare gettin it

   Then  wha

I do this AND I do that.

Yes

I do this and I DO that.

Yah

Then lastly  I do this and I do  THAT.  TA-DUM.

Crushed it

It was simple.

Yah  Anif I can do it anyone canan besides  youre a girl a woman I aint got a leg up on any of you

Aww, that’s sweet of you to say.

I aint sweet

              I happen to know anam willingly able to admit unlike  some of my sex   Overall  women are superior to men

Probably reason why I don pay attention to men

0824,  Monday,  23  12. 24

1142,  Monday

What brought on the foxhole . . . human . interest . . story?

The State Fair

The State Fair.  nonplussed

                              Which State Fair?

Iowa

       You brought it up

I brought it up?

Christyes

           You chuckled when I said I preferred Ottawa

Ottawa?

To Iowa

    Are you going to refresh my memory?

Refresh     he laughed

                           I am your memory

As long as its things conversations tha have happened between us  though I truly believe youre maintaining lotsa separate memory banks with other friends an family

Cant seem to hold a thought on your own

he cleared his throat roughly  darkly

                                     Hell of an assumption.

Ifyasay

            You complete it

Your Iowa  I raised you Ottawa

 

    All I know  I owe all I owe to Ioway

                                          Or  as you paraphrased All I owe I owe Iowa

I remember.

If you remember tha then aside from Ottawa   whaelse did I say

Compounding interest of my assumption is awready paying dividends

Whell man . . . most shit that comes out of your mouth is inan . .

. . Careful careful don want anger gettin the best of you

                                                            Theres very little best of you left

I remember all I owe I owe Iowa.

To which I replied

                     Id read that letter by letter if it were tattooed in a line up the inside of a womans thigh to her   twat

                      

Keepin the W A goin

Get it

   An in case ya forgot  The human interest story    Iowa National Guard

after 4PM,  Saturday,  21  12. 24

0941,  Monday,  23  12. 24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6UUR2f5cdI

Youve heard foxhole stories

    That a . . . question . . or a statement

Fuckin statement

Maybe you ought to phrase it as question.

    Youre not familiar

Sinceya asked a question . . . no.

Youre really not familiar

    I am not.

Curious

Not so much.   You never served. Why do you evenwhy should you be allowed to pose a foxhole stor . .

. . Cuz ya don need to serve to ask or state whasah I believe  a human  interest   story

                                                                                                 Im fuckin ecstatic ya know wha a foxhole is

Yeah. I do.

             I watched Combat growing up as a kid.

Theres tha

              Cool  We have a premise

A premise?

Yah

         Say  youre a Ranger a highly trained expensive   soldier

In a foxhole  a pitched battle

Canya imagine tha

I’m a Ranger?

Youre a Ranger

    Cool.

In the heat of battle a guy wearing your colours throws himself bodily into your foxhole

                                                                                             You dug it   Its yours

Yeah.

Battle dies down a bit Maybe reloadingmaybe support backups coming  The cavalry

                                                                                             The other side

The other side?

Your enemies

    Of course my enemies.

Good  Still in your foxhole

                             Your honed sense is is tha everythings gonna go to shit

During the lull you learn tha this guy who scrambled into your foxhole is a National Guard member  From Iowa

Iowa?

Yah   Iowa

                Military motto  You familiar

Maybe.

           What’s the motto?

he bypassed the fuckin sigh Ya don leave your buddies behind

That’s admirable.

Tha coud be a drag

his face screwedup

                         How do you mean?

I think you understand something being a drag

    Think

                Your last wife

Jesus Christ man.

We on the same page

    My last wife.  That’s horribl . .

. . Youre in a foxhole tha likely will be overrun by your mortal enemy

                                                                       Take no prisoners kinda shit by your mortal enemy

We on the same page

Yeah.  Pretty fuckin grim situation asshole.

Yah

      Whadaya do

What do you mean . . . what do I do?

Youre a Ranger

                   Hes a drag on you

Whereya going with this?

Im the Ranger

                I whack the drag to improve my chances

Remember  Cornfed from Iowa

                                      National Guard

That’s cruel.

Thas fair

            Id rather call it smart  Efficient

Improve my fuckin chances of eluding my mortal fuckin enemies

                                                                         NOW

Really?  There’s a NOW to this?

There is

Youre in your foxhole ya hear someone approaching during the lull

    Alright.

A guys scrambling towards you

Alright.

    Hes a civvy

What’s a civvy?

Civilian  Untrained

    Alright.

Im the Ranger

                I waste him even before he gets to my foxhole

You see theah spectrum   I just laid out for you

 

    Tell me my analysis is wrong

after 4PM,  Saturday,  21  12. 24

2228,  Sunday,  22  12. 24

they were having drinksearlier had ingested a fiveMG edible and a kicker

outside in the sun

he had his clipboard paper Bic pen  in case

                                               usually something surfaced worthwhile making note of

Subservience  Megan Fox  he could hear her now That’s Megan, no H.

Is that how she spells her name?

You recommended the damn film to me

                                             Yah

Did you watch it?

I youtubed the trailer

And?

    An I turned off the trailer when she appearedwoudnt watch the film

You're kidding me.

No

    Why?

Because Megan Foxx

She’s outrageous!

Im not into plastic see her lips   Reminded me of a carp

Come on, man, she works in Hollywood.

Thas no defence Shes thirtyeightGoogled her  I appreciate tha she admits her surgeries

And because of that you weren’t going to watch the film?scifi, you like scifi.

Not when its CGd to death  

                               No

Huh.

            I think we could probably come up with five differences between liberals and conservatives.

No  Not me

Sure you could.

I don want to

But you could.

I wont

If you wante . .

. . Whas breezing through your head  Im uninterested

Come on.  Play.

Play

You like to playtell me all the time . . I ought to play.

Awright

              Liberal   Is not conservative

    Really?

Ya asked

Be specific.

I believe thas damn specific

No.  I’d rather you . .

. . You

    Conservatives are fearful.

 

Nothing?

    Youre movie told ya Im not participating

                                               Mindya Even ended participating with a G rather than my usual N

You’re no fun.

Oh I am Im havin a riot watchinya struggle

They’re not as educated.

    Both your brothers one of your sisters   Bachelors degrees

Small sample size.

Think yaoughta find some either talking points

                                                   Yahappen to catch Juanita in deminJesus

No.

Yah

1527,  Saturday,  21  12. 24

1529,  Sunday,  22  12. 24

https://www.womenshealthmag.com/beauty/a60257410/megan-fox-plastic-surgery/

    O my  goodness

                          truly truly   goodness     he nodded to her

she smiled

You look absolutely absolutely beautiful

Oh, why thank you.

Thank you  You made my heart smile

    You’re heart smile?

Ohyes

       You shoud understand Im from a huge family  my family eleven  extended family sixtysix cousinscoudnt toss a stone without hitting a pregnant aunt or aunts Top thaoff with my parents becoming foster parents  we always had babies in the house

                     So wonderful

her smile grew larger

she was dressed in a pale peagreen plumstriped skirt loose white muslingauze blouse flats

                                                                                               swollen belly swollen breasts

energeticallycoloured pinkcheeked  sunfilled

                                                had been chasing down her freshfaced toddler

she struck him with a Medusas eye

                                      turned him into gleemade him want to throw cartwheels

1PMish,  Thursday,  14  7. 24

1322,  Sunday,  22  12. 24

walking down the streetlooking forward  looking ahead

                                                          Awbruther  oh man sidestepped a tall slowpoke to keep an eye on her as they approached each other

She looks freakin amazing

she looked better

                                    Awhoh some  thing  peeled off       Not so much

   Okayawright too good to be true

                                      bamboozled himself   she was not his distanced imagining

did have a remainingredeeming aspect

crossed his fingers

he nodded to her as they passed

                                    she smiled

gave it five strides leftrightleftrightleftpivot glanced over his right shoulder

                                                                               THERE  there she was

struck gold

itd been occurring to him for a while given cosmeticswhich he wasnt keen  shapely  forward facing   womens attributes were behind them

                   out of eyeshot of their mirrors handholds of preening in bathrooms or before their vanitiesdid they still have vanities brushing their hair putting on their face fixing their earrings   their natural form  shoulders back derriere back of knees  calves

were their vanities gone

these attributes had their backs

GAWDjust cominround the corner  another woman

                                                        he excused himselfstepped right  went behind her    glanced

she looked better from behind too

1PMish,  Thursday,  14  7. 24

1116,  Sunday,  22  12. 24

Oh Ive got this  giggled

                                  he beamed

You’re lookin’ mighty proud of yourself.

Oh you have no idea

                        Im pleased as punch with myself

Are you braggi . .

. . I am 

           I   I really am

 

    Yagonna share?

I will I will   Im relishing it

 

Gonna share?

 

Let me cue it up

Cue it up?

Yah 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaA3YZ6QdJU

she listened

               Billy Joel.

Yes

    What’s so clever?

MAGA theme song

after 4PM,  Saturday,  21  12. 24

1208,  Sunday,  22  12. 24

Billy Joel  Just The Way You Are

    things  words   happen to catch his eyetwist in his head   he questionshumoured

                                                                                             Why the fuck not

he believes if its occurred to him its occurred to someone else or will in the future

                                                                                    thoroughly Convinced hence the capital C

latest collisionfor all practicalities it didnt occur there  collusion

                                                                   commodities

may have been the sidebyside Ms

                                         set in motion  mammaries    co-mammary

sidebyside  assets

hes seen them beside sidebyside   asses

                                           has lead a very very fortunate life

which he believes has been due to him being willing to ask to say  to take No

                                                                                   he was charming

Nos were never fast or furious

                                  because

he caught them off guard

                           his ticklish rejoinderquestion Catchya with your pants down

which placed an image in their minds that played into his hands

Guess, yeah.

    So why not

Yeah. Why the fuck not?

Wha I always ask myself

commodities

               became commodititties originally traipsed across his brain as commoditits but he agreed with himself

he liked titties better than tits

                               theres a difference

he wasnt going to say

                          was more than willing to let people play that out for themselves

2023,  Wednesday,  18  12. 24

1330,  Saturday,  21  12. 24

Infatuated.  That’s how it’s pronounced.

Thashow you pronounce it

                               I like mine better

It’s offensive.

Tell me mother When did you become hall monitor a mediator of correct  incorrect

                                                                                           Adjective

Possessed with an intense short-lived passion  Or admiration

I prefer passion

                    Since you do not

You regularly knock me about not being passionate, irritates me something fierce.

Which isnt the same as passion  Irritation

                                                 Lets not confuse you

Youre not passionate

You become infacktuated

                             All fackedup

In – fa – tu – ated.

All facked – up

                   Aint budging  Aint facilitating

Which is where infacktuated arose

                                          You may recall

I recall.

Arya sure or did I just remind ya

                                      Id say the latter

Yet again something else you knock me abou . .

. . Your memory

                   Please

Your memorys shit  Do not fight me on tha front I can hand you your ass

    I’m not going to say it like you.

I didnt ask you to  mother

                             I  didnt ask

Perhaps you were   whayasay

2017,  Wednesday,  18  12. 24

1253,  Saturday,  21  12. 24

    Jung  dreamwork

                         he encouraged his patients to view their dreams as a child would look at a ball the ball new to their experience how they turned it over and over again in their hands experiencing it from all  nonot angles    arcs

Why

      because like a ball a dream has to be understoodmust be seen from as many perspectives as the dreamer can imagine

ultimately

            its theirs to understand their symbolism circumstances   settings

this wasnt a dream he just came from

                                          rather  a grocerystore

he was trying ascertain what the circumstances were

                                                         not to think the one thing he was sure it was

to his benefit

              hed had enough trouble exposing mistakes to his deficit that Courtesy had to sort out and reimburse him give him items for free

                           those were errors baked in the cake

unfortunately for the grocer he rarely bought more than a dozen items at a time only wholesale breakout was when he bought catfud twenty cans at a time saved him twentycents per can

                                                                          whats baked in the cake

is taking advantage of customers who bought shopping carts full of groceries

baked in the computer system that the registers and scanners were part of

    if incorrect in the system or prices not uploaded the stores benefit

                                                                           unless they were caught

this particular bout he benefited

                                 bought a bottle of Baileys twentyone dollars a bundle of bok choy bottle of Canadian whisky thirteen dollars two bags Peet’s Big Bang coffee sixninetynine apiece thirteenninetyeight a box of Ritz crackers

anticipated ran the numbers in his head

                                             approximately fiftyfive dollars

gal was getting off

                    handed him a sign to place at the foot of the conveyer belt THIS AISLE CLOSED  she could have turned off the register 3 light overhead

                                   scanned his items

Thirtyfour0four.

he was bagging his purchase

finished

          he said Thirtyfour0four

she said Correct.

Thirtyfour0four

    Yes.

Thank you tapped his debitcard

                                    no sooner handing him the receipt she was gone

before he left the store he read it

the scan did not pickup the bottle of Baileys

                                               therefore turning the ball in his hands

was she so anxious to be gone an mechanical   that she did not hear the scan failed

or  did she not care no skin off her ass

or did she not scan it   gifted him

                                       seemed

since he worked a liquorstore register knew prices  usually had a pretty good idea what the purchase would be without taxes

       that likewise she should have known Thirtyfour0four was light

he benefited

              given all the mistakes theyve made over the years

    hed call it a gimme

1443,  reggaefriday,  20  12. 24

1151,  Saturday,  21  12. 24