rubbers

condoms

prophylactics thats sterile

    what he dug

                     reservoirs

when they were kept behind the pharmacists counter anparticularly when they were a woman  really tickled him to stroll up anask for a hafdozen reservoirs

theyd play it cool professional as they should her job

                                                        What brand, please?

Wha brand you prefer

theyd shit

             either sternly  or humoured

the humoured were a pip  several drugstores became his favourites because of them

they werent in hed go to another

    reservoirs

                 what they suggested inspired  incentivised   wasnt like hed comeNo

more like he was surf

anwho didnt like to play in the foam an surf

0858,  day-between-2-Ts,  22  5. 24

1219,  Thursday,  23  5. 24

Beach Boys  Surfin’ USA  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcZn05qxVgg

 

NO TRUER WORDS ARE STRUCK DOWN by House Republicans

McGovern has his way with them unflatteringly he klieglighted the formers adjudicated losses and reminded the House of his 88 pending felony charges

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg7ABFA28v4

1724,  Thursday,  23  5. 24

he saw

        thought  Righteous  Right on lil guy

if he had his cellphone on himdidnt damn thing stayed putwas a home phone occasionally texted rarely photographed but that allowed people to send him images

                                                              if he had it on him

he still wouldnt have called 9 1 1

couldnt offer First Aid

wasnt qualified

anyone ever call 9 1 1 for animals hit on the roadhe didnt think so this week pickedup a second dead squirrel off the street

Righteous

           motorcycle flying down the street TwentyFives posted  not no way in hell little squirrel dashed into the road gotup on its hind legs not slowing the biker went left squirrel shuffled right bikerright squirrelleft then lunged toward the rider startledcut his wheel too tight squirrel streaked to safety ugly tumble over the handlebars appeared his arms broke bounced slid twentyfive there you have it  speed limit twentyfivethirtyfeet or more

roadkill

he didnt think so  though definitely fuckedup

but if it was

somebody else could cleanup the mess

1440,  2sday,  21  5. 24

1347,  day-beytween-2-Ts,  22  5. 24

he couldnt believe it

                    Whydidya do tha

It was a black widow.

Thas not a why

That it was was plenty reason enough for me. They’re dangerous and I have to think about my children.

You stomped it because of your kids They arent herewhere are they

They’re at home.

Thasbout eight miles away

What’s your point?

You believe tha widoweight miles from your children was a threat to them

It was a widow. That’s sufficient.

    Sufficient

                 Though abundant fear

I wouldn’t . .

. . I did

          Ill ratchet it up a notch   Irrational fear

If the widow was in your home thas another story

                                                     Were standing at the edge of a gravel drive seventy metres from any access into your fathers house

Hell

     It was going out into the field  Headin in a whole nother direction

Anya kill it

   I told you. It was a widow.

I heard you

            Though over your excuse I heard screamed

I have an irrational fear of a spider

If I didnt knowan maybe I don 

                                   Id say you were a Republican

That's mean to say.

Not as mean as destroying a living creature who  who   yeswho wasnt threatin you

1834,  Monday,  20  5. 24

1246,  2sday,  21  5. 24

they liked to play games

he didnt

he did like puzzles

That’s a game.

Perhaps by your definition

    You ought to play. We built a character for you.

Which doesnt obligate me

                           Shoudave asked first I coudave saved you timeChrist I hope you didnt spend money

If we did, would that make a difference?

No

No.

      Are you really that cut and dry?

If you built a character for me youd know

So what am I supposed to tell the others?you understand you’ll be the odd man out, the only one in the house not playing.

You asked I declined Simple

                               Ill give you a reason to tender not an excuse The groups fine without me

she turned and walked awayshoulders slouched

she wasthey were wellintended

                                  though should have asked first not try and leverage him

in an afternoon they a group effort built him a character

hed spent a lifetime developing his

their surmise misssized was appropriate he didnt want to witness

they knew better

he didnt play video games last century he dabbled with Tetris on his girls handheld Game Boys he wouldnt play on-line or interactive games

                         they knew better                    

he didnt feel bad

6AMish,  16  5. 24

1127,  2sday,  21  5. 24

Sunday he wrote

what was with GOOGLE

        * Create theme with AI  obsequiously tucked in the lower righthand corner of the screen

    theme?

The Me

        didnt think so

wasnt going into syndication

GOOGLE must have gotten its signals crossed  lousy info   faulty algorithms  outofrhythm wishful thinking

now he knows 

https://www.theverge.com/24158374/google-ceo-sundar-pichai-ai-search-gemini-future-of-the-internet-web-openai-decoder-interview?ueid=50c730cb0ac5cbd04b51d81774de5e3e

good to know  misstroked  wrote god to know   kinda

                                                         knowledge is power

credited to Thomas Jefferson

attributed to Francis Bacon his 1597 Meditationes Sacrae

but neither wrote god to know

                               hed own itBUTFURST  GOOGLE search

Survey says  “To Know God”

but not god to know

     His

0914,  2sday,  21  5. 24

Bacon  https://www.historyofinformation.com/detail.php?id=5253

OpenAI  https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2024/5/17/24158403/openai-resignations-ai-safety-ilya-sutskever-jan-leike-artificial-intelligence?ueid=50c730cb0ac5cbd04b51d81774de5e3e

   freestylin

              site was about rioting  writers rioting

if not them

who

       who needed a questionmark at the end of who to understand who was a question

too many

            too many set off  uncomfortable with not following rules protocol of indiscriminate   punctuation

RULES

        werent they made to be broken   See No questionmark

though he did like its shape

                             better

than others

              ampersand  at sign  bullet  backtick  circumflex  dagger  degree  ellipse  hyphenhymen  interpunct  pilcrow  slash

he went right down the list

could have started at the bottom an come up

                                              comeuppance

punishment

             that wouldnt have been differentnew

maybe not new

                  novel

itd be nice to suffer  novel

but had to make a mistake

those were novel

                 ALL  every one of his scars broken bones gaffes were novel

anhe wouldnt have one back despite pain  humiliation   pleasure

                                                                             Certainly pleasure

Arya sick

NAH

       Accepting

Errors reminded him he was still in the game

                                                Still kickin

Without

          he might really question his existence

Without

            Life might be hologram a bleeding carnival mirror   a farce

Lemme die

my mouth packed with confetti

so when I shoot myself in the face Im like a Fourth of July bottle rocket

not finished as a grotesque meat matchstickYAH

                                                   Yah

Impressed with a seal stamp

Canya see tha

                  he coud

seemed sounded   lovely

                             or maybe tha was just him

RIOTING

2253,  Monday,  20  5. 24

he dreamt 6 7 5 one evening

dreamt 3 4 2 4 1 4 the next

they appeared a chyron across his eyelids frame upon frame

                                                                 they actually had a lot in common when he pulled back shook them out of his eyes grateful they didnt burn into his retinas he wondered if his retinas were actually functioning while he dreamed

              when he was able to digest them

a friend he shared with suggested casting out nines as they did in primary school

                                                                                       he didnt

not his

grewup Midwest

they on the West Coast

                          theyd have to elaborate

ratherhe insisted  the numbers were prone to numerology  which when saying it he knew Harrumph would follow

it did like a dogs bark

   Nevertheless  he explained

                                 Listen  Six plus seven is thirteen plus five is eighteen  one plus eight is nine

Three plus four is seven plus two is nine plus four is thirteen plus one is fourteen plus four is eighteen  one plus eight is nine

Nine Symbolises the idea of completion though not necessarily finality

                                                                           Instead of signifying the conclusion of one phase it directs the way for the initiation of the next

That’s bullshit.

                When we get a chance I’ll show you casting out nines on paper. You’ll follow.

Im sure I will As sure as your example will have nothing to do with is nonsensical  to wha I dreamed

   So, are you saying your dreams existed only of the numbers 6 7 5 and 3 4 2 4 1 4 all night long?

All night

          Somethings ended an somethings beginning

Im anxious to learn wha

    

1030,  Saturday,  18  5. 24

1343,  Monday,  20  5. 24

Lionel Richie  All Night Long  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAvFx3NxUM 

he wouldnt ask

didnt want it asked of him

found it a dealkiller

he didnt misswasnt dead to her remarks about her practise she was obviously dedicated

though if she was leading

                             he didnt follow

despite multiple times seemed bait   vigorously front and center

   he didnt rise

he wanted to know about her

                               her interests predilections  maybe passions eccentricities

the little things which comprised her

childhood to now

one gets one real crack at the first time

he was a good listener

she interested him

                     who could better speak for her than she

psychiatrist

Well shit

        he hadnt had drinks with a mental health professional before

Strap in

        let alone a doctor who could order a well check of someone who wasnt a patient in another state

no psychologic borderlines

when he learned that he found it intimidating it felt wrongillegal

                                                                      was not

he let her wend her way

paying strict attention

bought her a third drink

    she sighed

                    I think I’m getting tipsy. Are you trying to get me tipsy?

she stared him straight in the eyes

boring into him

hed let her get away with tipsy

                                    Whadaya think doc 

she closed one eye

he wished she didnt do that

                              shed look good in an eyepatch

wenchish

           a squealing wench

Cut it out She may be able to read your mind

maybe he was a little tipsyshe started it

whatever she did

                   do not tell him she was attending a convention   be local

people like in Vegas become unmoored   liberal

                                                      becomes a permission structure

she put her hand fingers widespread to her breast  stroked her chest with a finger an elegant daiquiricoloured lacquered fingernail

                        I think . . I think . that would be a very good idea if you like.

    You know best doc

she opened her eye  big round widespread green eyes

                                                                   lasciviously Doctor knows  best.

 

1759,  Thursday,  16  5. 24

0947,  Monday,  20  5. 24

Napolean XIV  They’re Coming To Take Me Away Ha Haa  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL4DEoipTFE

original holocaust

. . . a weeping willow

Not sentient.

I disagree

Don’t be thick. A tree doesn’t perceive feel things as we do.

An why are we the yardstick the metrestick  we don feel perceive things as a tree does

You’re ridiculous.

Youre argument

IT’S a tree.

An were homo sapiens

Latin wise men  Fat chance

                               I detest that were referred to as the last surviving species of the genus Homo

he laughed

             Because you don’t like being called a homo.

    Surviving offends me

Once we were many

                      Were believed number nine  Beatles number nine number nine

Homos habilis handy man erectus Peking Man rudolfensis Pithecanthropus heidelbergensis archaic human being floresiensis nicknamed hobbit neanderthalensis Neandertal naledi star luzonensis ubag

                                                                              TADUMb homo sapiens

Man.  I can’t believe you committed that to memory.

When Im offended Im committed Forces me to dig in

So what’s so offensive about describing us as the surviving species?

Neandertals existed before homo sapiens They lived an adapted for threehunredthousand years

                                                                                                       We agree

That’s my understanding.

Good Were on the same page

                               Then they run into homo sapiens If not your Genographic analysis wouldnt reveal Neandertal in your genetic makeup

Correct

Yes.

The original holocaust

What?

Granted nowhere as formidable abrupt an murderous as it was against the Jews an others during the war A holocaust nonetheless

               Homo sapiens intently  systematically   murdered them

I don’t believe that.

I do

     You agree the entire planet is coursed by homo sapiens

Yes, but I disagree with your hypothesis.

                                            No such proof exists.

Awcomon Look around   Youve been alive a long time Your experience ought to inform you

Homo sapiens do murder better than almost anything else

                                                                Were killers of everything

   The weeping willow is sentient

                                     It weeps for us

1423,  Thursday,  16  5. 24

0950,  Sunday,  19  5. 24

https://humanorigins.si.edu/evidence/human-fossils/species/homo-sapiens

https://bigthink.com/the-past/other-human-species/

https://elifesciences.org/articles/09560

https://up.edu.ph/up-led-international-team-discovers-new-human-species-in-the-philippines/

Beatles Revolution (Evolution) 9  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNdcFPjGsm8

Steel Pulse African Holocaust  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id7tbqRNbsM

what was with GOOGLE

                           * Create theme with AI  obsequiously tucked in the lower righthand corner of the screen

    theme?

The Me

        didnt think so

wasnt going into syndication

GOOGLE must have gotten its signals crossed lousy info faulty algorithms outofrhythm  wishful thinking

he didnt have social media or wifi or multiple devises or television

    he was an oasis in the desert

people tried otherwise surprisinglyhard to convince him misery loves company

should have known better

they knew him

                Remember me  Stodgey right   Inexorable

was told once

he remembers

                Tellya wha   You do you an Ill do me

winked sassily

                 Weah aintaah  talkin masturbation are we

folded like a house of cards

                              was a prude

raved he wasnt

yes he was

             The gentle man doth protest too much methinks Shakespeare wouldave sided with him

   AI

       idioms occurred  barking up the wrong tree this dog wont hunt  I smell a rat

1354,  Thursday,  16  5. 24

0827,  Sunday,  19  5. 24

Peter, Paul & Mary  If I Had A Hammer  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGMOB2K78iM

    politickles

                if he didnt laugh hed cry

who was he kiddin

                      

thought he could lean back stay removedNAH

                                                  not a snowballs chance in Hell

although he appreciated he didnt go off halfcocked punch first  as his father recommended

                                                                                                 old man got in a onepunch fight said as he stripped his jacket off arms behind his back the guy hit him with a cross  parked his nose in his ear

said had he sneezed hed have blown his brains out

that said

           he HAD to comment on the Republican Clown Show in New York  all gussied up and alike dressed in uniform blue suit red tie although he didnt get a long shot to see if they wore the really really long tie the former favours somebody must have to convinced him a long time ago it was a subliminal message

                                                                                         his takeaway  Well  Obviously

Could hang him with it or he could hang himself a la Epstein they ran together in the day

he thought it was a sham

he thought it was a shame

he thought every Republican who made the pilgrimage ought to be ashamed

back to black humour politickles

                                  the enthused robust lying Clown Show

#1 on the Hit Parade a man who has no respect for himself or the office he holds Speaker Mike Johnson Everymans Everyday Evangelical

who stood on the dais and lied  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UopGsx0jBks

#2  Senator wholl never be more than a coach Tuberpotatoheadville

mans full of shit  the jury “supposedly American Citizens” as Bush the Younger said “You are either with us, or you are against us.”   that didnt go well  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4lrBuvFnTA

#3  Representative Lauren Boebert  “(he) looks pretty”  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMlx_XpCuCo

saving best for last

#4  Representative Matt Gaetz who reiterated the formers instruction to the Proud Boys who have been found guilty and are in prison for seditious conspiracy “stand back and stand by” during the last presidential debate not really debates any longer against now-President Biden  https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pAg8Gy3opWs

A Shout Out Ohio Senator JD Vance whose photograph ought to be in the dictionary with the definition of craven

with American politicians like these

    who needs enemies

the cancer that is the former president and his disciples has metastasised

1137,  Sunday,  19  5. 24

1540,  Sunday,  19  5. 24

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/evangelical-conservatives-cheer-one-of-their-own-as-mike-johnson-assumes-congress-most-powerful-seat