pinball football

Come on  The games so fast

                              Yagotta agree

   It . is fast.

he laughed

What are you laughing about?I agreed.

You did However your high school self revealed itself an thought Yah I coudave competed  Ya coudntave  Not even in your prime whenever tha was

I coudntave  Cold Hard Fact  

                               Don delude yourself

   I wa . .

. . Werent as fast as me

                            An I coudnt

You don’t know that.

   I do

        Football Basketball Baseball he brushed his ear with a finger Didnt hear no track Four years had the track coach HA track me down to run  Told him I needed something to chase an it woudnt be some guy

Ran a Twofour hafmile

Tell me allbout your hafmile

I didnt ru . .

. . Then stuff tha idealised high school athlete

                                                  Pro game smokes

   I agreed.  It is fast.

Thank you

              An thank you for stuffin it 

Ill say now Im not sorry for your loss

Chiefs win

No.

Yah

      Im looking forward to watchin with you

   Fortyniners.

Games become like pinball all flippers no hands  Save for the receivers QBs  If I were a betting man . .

. . If you’re so damn positive so ABSOLUTELY sure . . .

   I don bet Ya know tha

                             Cant provoke me

Im just going to enjoy myself  

Watch you lose

Relish the win

AGAIN  Sucks to be you

                          Twentytwenty

Ill be obnoxious

   Team speed

                Mahomes   Pinball wizard

Gotcha  

2258,  Monday,  15  1. 24

1403,  Monday,  5  2. 24

Who  Pinball Wizard  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKbUm8GrbM

OhChrist yet again he was talkin to himself   Is tha a thing A bonus kid

he wasnt going to call his daughter and ask her  maybe fireup a joint with a trusted cohort an ask her she mightbut being of commiserate age  if he didnt she may not either

he lit a second joint bout two hours later

                                            taking it back from hertook at hit exhaled So Ive been meaning to ask you

Meaning to ask me?

                     Usually you menace me out the gate.

Youre easy to menace

Occur to you I like to be? she smiled lasciviously

   Quit

         Don play with me

I like . . . playin’ with you.

Howbout NOW we leave tha till later

We’ll return to it?

I wont forget

Good.  I might. her lasciviousness flamelickedflickering amongst blackenedreddened coals    

Unlikely

        But  to my point Ever hear of a bonus kid

   Is that a thing?

No huh Me neither  I had to look it up

A bonus kid, no, what is a bonus kid?

Evidently bonus is used in lieu of step stepchild 

                                                          Since Ninetynine

Ninetynine?

Thank you Blew my mind too

                                  All this time not a freakin clue

None.

Although not up our alley

                           Like see you next Tuesday

Like see me Tuesday, not tomorrow, the Tuesday beyond?

No

     You havent heard of tha

That?

        Is that a thing?

Evidently  For years also

                           See you next Tuesday  Playful with the first letter of each word   C  U  N  T

   Jesus.  Jesus.

                    I’m glad you waited to spring this on me while we were high.

I know youre not fond of the word

Unlike you.

I love cunt

   fire flickered in her eyes  she remembered

                                            Care to come up to the house

Out heres fine by me

Neighbours.

Fuck the neighbours

she laughed gayly

                      I’m just sayin', they get a load of us they may come over the fence.

More the merrier

For you.

           What about me?

Consider dabblin

No.

   Your neighbours wretched

   No.

One in particular  tha might not be

   One.

he leaned overbrushed her blouse slowly with the back of his fingersdown her breastover her nipple  when his index finger finally crossed her nipple it was hard

                                               Methinks the lady doth protest too much

Only . . only . because I’m really high.

So it wouldnt take much or any  coercion

   she smiled slowlyher dimples deepening  he loved her smilesher dimples they became deep enough to fuck  

he untied two cushions from chaiselounges tied them together

                                                                  walking over to her he held out his hands helped her up

You’re a fiend.  she said into his shoulder

A friendlyfiend

   You’re going to get me in trouble. This is my housewhere . . I live.

Maybe you take freshbaked cookies around to your lady neighbours If were seen an apology  Anif not wha a thoughtful neighbour you are  Cover our ass next time

If a next time.

If  

    Ill make sure there is

Come up with something obscure

1411,  Monday,  15  1. 24

1222,  Monday,  5  2. 24

https://www.uniondemocrat.com/lifestyle/article_fc1e80d8-ee8f-11ed-9e10-936c4759169b.html#:~:text=A%20child%20who%20has%20been,co%2Dparenting%20and%20joint%20custody.

Jesus Im disturbed

How?

   I hadnt conceived of it

What?

Hardening houses of worship

Hardening?

Yah

     Canya believe it

he cocked his head thats what incredulity looks like

                                                    What do you mean . . hardening?

Whadoes it mean to you

                           Martin Luther King Junior said Laws don change the heart but laws protect me from the heartless

Truth

          Truth  No matter our colour

Hardening

Armouring

Arming

         A church of Love  Of humanity  Or church of murder

                                                                   A murderous religion

No. I’m not keeping up with you . . .

No no

           Can you believe were in a time of hardeningsecuring churches  our freedoms  our rights  Tha we  we  have to play defense from freaks

If it wasnt church

                   Id have laymen like bloodhounds sniffing out offenses  Take em out   The best defense a good offense

Be offensive

   My old man taught me if a fights inevitable throw the first punch

                                                                         Best fuckin advise he ever shared with me

Hardening a church

Discover the offenders

Eliminate em

   In the name of the Father  the Son   the Holy Ghost

Vigilantes?

Wha do you think religion is 

1647,  Saturday,  13  1. 24

2156,  Sunday,  4  2. 24

Cass Elliot  Dream a Little Dream of Me  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ0PZRYin2s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRe648clNjg 

Yare killin me

How so?

When last we texted you wrote that you were decorating for Valentines Day

Yes.

How so

Put out some heartdecorated mugs, some heartgarland on the mantle, hung some below the beam separating the familyroom from the kitchen.

                              I put out vintage Anchor Hocking candy bowls I have of my mother's and filled them with treats.

Candy

Of course.

Nice

         They still make Conversation Hearts

Of course.

I woudnt know

                  Brachs

Brachs, yes, Sweethearts.

Still KISS DAHLIN BE MINE HUG ME SWEET HEART  

                                                              LOVE YOU

They’re still there.

Have they changed the confection recipe Still tasty still hard

I can’t say I’ve noticed a change. When was the last time you had a Conversation Heart?

When last we bought them for the girls to gift to friends Their grade school

                                                                                 Years ago

You ought to pick up a small box try them again, see for yourself.

I woudnt But doesnt mean I don have an affection for them

                                                                  I like tha theyre still hard

Still hard?

An tasty

Tasty.

          What’s that about?

Valentines Day Day of Love

                              Lotsa puckerin lotsa suckin

OH my  God.

                  I forgot who I was talking to.

  

1931,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

1209,  Saturday,  3  2. 24

Zeppelin  Lemon Song  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvCQ6ntgteQ

Comon  Really

                   Is that a thing

paper rustled What did I tell you when you wonder?

Its a thing

Yes.

Did you hear what the interviewee said

Said? No. I was reading the letter you wrote last week.

Last weeks letter now

                       How can you possibly wait I ingest letters as I walk back up the hill to the house

Letters are like dessert to me, and your letters, because you never tip your hand when we talk on the telephone, are particularly sweet. 

                      I savor them.

Really digging yourself out of a hole elegantly  Youre so full of shit

Ain’t I? she laughed fullthroated

her laughter was infectious he fell in

                                      an infected he infected her she reinfected him an her an him an her an himtheir laughter rollinglapping like brightblue sunsparkled waves to some shore

JESUS ya crack me up he said wiping tears from his eyes

We’re pretty funny. she dabbed her eyes with her sleeve  Wooo. Woo.

                                                                               I’m sorry, you were saying about something on television.

The thing

Yes, some thing, what was it?

See you next Tuesday

Next Tuesday? You’re flying home Monday.

Confusing huh

I’m confused. What’s the thing?

Thas it

What’s it? See you next Tuesday?

Yes

     Rude slang Said off the record

Slang? Now you’re really confusing me.

Ill tellya  Because youve often told mehow many times have I called to ask  If I wonder if somethings a thing believe it

Evidently it is

What is?

Next Tuesday

You’re leaving Monday.

Follow this this is something else

All ears Papa

See you next Tuesday

                         Letters   C  U  N  T

Who said that?

Orange  A real cunt

1722,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

1119,  Saturday,  3  2. 24

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/02/robert-kaplan-trump-c-word-e-jean-carroll-lawyer?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-1

31:29 minute-mark  last song  Mabisyo  The Enemy is the Mirror  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGo_xRW6UUw

out on a walk  a need to pee apparently heightens ones sense of hearing

                                                                                  Aaaaah  a chorus of angels

there

     Aha

hed never met a Honeyhut a Satellite portablepotty he didnt like

better than getting pickedup for urinating in public

                                                      or a run-in with an enthusiastic cop who insists insinuates decides he wasnt urinating rather was a sexual deviant exposing himself to nonexistent children

Cops

       particularly white male cops

can do no wrong

have discretion

qualified immunity

no college

no matter 

   Lady Justice Please  Bitch got their backs

I saw what I saw.

                    I dare ya, refute me.

Bet your lilywhite ass

five times in jail

one county stint

                     it was a reallyreally white county

Aaaaah

       Ladies  Gentlemen

Thank you for saving me from myself

evidently County had local roadwork towed in a Honeyhut left it on the side of the residential street

   welcome relief  

1350,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

1643,  Reggaefriday

I want a tall room  You have a tall room

the proprietor took a shystep back  A tall room?

Yes

I don’t think I follow.  Beds?

No

    A tall room ten foottwelve foot ceiling I don care about the size of the bed

A tall room. his voice incredulous 

                                  No sir.

Thank you Coud you recommend a motel hotel inn thamight have a tall room

No sir, I could not.

Thank you

We have nice rooms.   I could, if you’d consider, let you a room, at a discount, to make up for the lack of ceiling height.

Thas kind of you but no thanks

                                   he turned and left

the proprietors wife entered behind him and asked A tall room?

Yes. That’s what he asked for.

He wasn’t tall.

No, he wasn’t.

And he refused a discount?

Yeah.  I thought it was a ploy for a room at a lower rate.

You hardly ever do that.

No, though I thought he was being clever.   

                                             I like clever.

he got into the car

Any luck? she asked

No  No tall rooms

No recommendations either?

No

   What are we going to do?

Lets drive into the next town or hamlet city

                                               All we can do is ask

You realise, it’s unlikely we’ll find one. 

                                          This isn’t Europe.

No

      Not a damn thing sophisticated about American overnights Everythings cookiecut made to some standard some gulpi malpa setclowns set

Well, if we can’t find a tall room soon I’m content with something cookiecut, as you say.

You cleaning the ceiling

I’ll clean the ceiling.

   Okay

Okay. she sighed

                     smiling she unclasped her seatbelt turnedleaned against the door lifted her skirt to her waist slipped off her panties spread her legs   slowly deliberately ohsodeliciously began stroking her clit

   Youre not helping matters baby

2328,  Sunday,  28  1. 24

1139,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

Mabisyo  The Worst Generation  first song  Inside the Room  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xSxh5u2WuA

Punxsutawney Go aheadsay  he couldnt Phil didnt see his shadow today

                                                                            Springs a-comin

whenever he saw his shadow he thought he was being followed

                                                                     a friend once said It’s not a matter of being paranoid, it’s a matter of not being paranoid enough.

he wasnt paranoid

his larger concern was being inappropriate according to standards he didnt share his shadow was notorious for stuffing their hands into their pockets wanderaway in a huff

HEY

wouldnt miss a step kept walkin flipped him off

HEY

     Ill miss ya      

he wouldnt

              sonofabitch was often an anchor a deadbeat drag rained on his parade if not him someone else would step into the fold anbe a prick a cunt a bug a stick up their assfuckin humourless

                                                                                       attempted to add injury to insult

That’s not funny.

Its freakin hilarious

                     Youre funny think yourself an arbiter   My ass

if his shadow was around hed hear it second him My ass

his shadow a fair weather friend

they could take or leave each other

                                     he remembered numerous times he walked off left him flat on his back on his face halfhung on a retaining wall sitting on a bus stop bench

when they did get back together he took him out for a beer

                                                              let bygones be bygones knowing fullwell thered be another time soon

1205,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

https://www.npr.org/2024/02/02/1228547493/groundhog-day-punxsutawney-phil-spring

Me and My Shadow  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-4uKgXRnpI

Us is . . .

               Really

Ya heard me.

Is it us is or us are   Us are arse     I prefer is

                                                           Youre wrong

I disagree.

Youre welcome to disagree

                              Us is verbose

Youre ridiculous

I think accurate.

Us  Verbose

               You understand verbose

   Yes.  You’re verbose.

Adjective  Yes

                 An youre closedmouth defensive afraid-as-shit to say something wrongput someone off

Put someone off, you, you’re like fuck ‘em.

I am Im not afraid to offend anyone Lifes a comedy club

                                                            Cant take a joke stay the fuck out

Like we could.

We coud At the threshold we had a choice

                                               Why didya come in

Are you being serious?

I am I remember the threshold  I remember looking inthought itd be a pip So I grabbed all the topshelf attributes I coud hold an jumped in

Man, you’re so full of shit.

Anyare the turnip tha fell off the wagon

2116,  Sunday,  28  1. 24

1046,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

Mabisyo  A Day Without Eyes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwfawYnxs7w

labelled  https://www.instagram.com/reel/C13HxazJsTg/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D

he said

   she said Can I think about it?

she confused him

                   Think about it

Yes. she scowledslightly

                            I would think you’d let me think about it . . pretty blunt . audacious . . though I am happy you asked rather than assumed.

You know me he knitted his brow

                                    Rare I assume anything

No you don’t, still, an audacious ask.

                                       Risque.

I have my moments he shook his head like shakin off a good shot

                                                                         Though I gotta tellya Im swingin missin risque  Adjective

Annow you’re being coy.

Im not

           Wha are you talkin about

   Now you’re playing stupid.

Assume risque coy stupid Im havin me quite a full day inside five minutes

                                                                                 Wha the hell are you talkin about

her eyes started

                  What you said.

Whadid I say

What you asked.

Quit beating around the bush

BALL ME.

   Ball me  ball me ball me he tucked his head back avoiding a jab

                                                                     As in fuck me 

Know another risque ball?

he nodded

You’re just going to stand there nodding at me?

Ohhellno

            I wannabe sure youve got a good handful of your panties anare holdin on real tight

she didnt move

Suit yourself

                I said balmy  I said Balmy huh

he watched her panties caressdrift down her shapely legs to her ankles like a fall leaf 

1709,  Reggaefriday,  19  1. 24

1316,  Thursday,  1  2. 24

Bobby Darin  If I Were a Carpenter  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCzLrT_kPuc