I want a tall room  You have a tall room

the proprietor took a shystep back  A tall room?

Yes

I don’t think I follow.  Beds?

No

    A tall room ten foottwelve foot ceiling I don care about the size of the bed

A tall room. his voice incredulous 

                                  No sir.

Thank you Coud you recommend a motel hotel inn thamight have a tall room

No sir, I could not.

Thank you

We have nice rooms.   I could, if you’d consider, let you a room, at a discount, to make up for the lack of ceiling height.

Thas kind of you but no thanks

                                   he turned and left

the proprietors wife entered behind him and asked A tall room?

Yes. That’s what he asked for.

He wasn’t tall.

No, he wasn’t.

And he refused a discount?

Yeah.  I thought it was a ploy for a room at a lower rate.

You hardly ever do that.

No, though I thought he was being clever.   

                                             I like clever.

he got into the car

Any luck? she asked

No  No tall rooms

No recommendations either?

No

   What are we going to do?

Lets drive into the next town or hamlet city

                                               All we can do is ask

You realise, it’s unlikely we’ll find one. 

                                          This isn’t Europe.

No

      Not a damn thing sophisticated about American overnights Everythings cookiecut made to some standard some gulpi malpa setclowns set

Well, if we can’t find a tall room soon I’m content with something cookiecut, as you say.

You cleaning the ceiling

I’ll clean the ceiling.

   Okay

Okay. she sighed

                     smiling she unclasped her seatbelt turnedleaned against the door lifted her skirt to her waist slipped off her panties spread her legs   slowly deliberately ohsodeliciously began stroking her clit

   Youre not helping matters baby

2328,  Sunday,  28  1. 24

1139,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

Mabisyo  The Worst Generation  first song  Inside the Room  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xSxh5u2WuA

Punxsutawney Go aheadsay  he couldnt Phil didnt see his shadow today

                                                                            Springs a-comin

whenever he saw his shadow he thought he was being followed

                                                                     a friend once said It’s not a matter of being paranoid, it’s a matter of not being paranoid enough.

he wasnt paranoid

his larger concern was being inappropriate according to standards he didnt share his shadow was notorious for stuffing their hands into their pockets wanderaway in a huff

HEY

wouldnt miss a step kept walkin flipped him off

HEY

     Ill miss ya      

he wouldnt

              sonofabitch was often an anchor a deadbeat drag rained on his parade if not him someone else would step into the fold anbe a prick a cunt a bug a stick up their assfuckin humourless

                                                                                       attempted to add injury to insult

That’s not funny.

Its freakin hilarious

                     Youre funny think yourself an arbiter   My ass

if his shadow was around hed hear it second him My ass

his shadow a fair weather friend

they could take or leave each other

                                     he remembered numerous times he walked off left him flat on his back on his face halfhung on a retaining wall sitting on a bus stop bench

when they did get back together he took him out for a beer

                                                              let bygones be bygones knowing fullwell thered be another time soon

1205,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

https://www.npr.org/2024/02/02/1228547493/groundhog-day-punxsutawney-phil-spring

Me and My Shadow  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-4uKgXRnpI

Us is . . .

               Really

Ya heard me.

Is it us is or us are   Us are arse     I prefer is

                                                           Youre wrong

I disagree.

Youre welcome to disagree

                              Us is verbose

Youre ridiculous

I think accurate.

Us  Verbose

               You understand verbose

   Yes.  You’re verbose.

Adjective  Yes

                 An youre closedmouth defensive afraid-as-shit to say something wrongput someone off

Put someone off, you, you’re like fuck ‘em.

I am Im not afraid to offend anyone Lifes a comedy club

                                                            Cant take a joke stay the fuck out

Like we could.

We coud At the threshold we had a choice

                                               Why didya come in

Are you being serious?

I am I remember the threshold  I remember looking inthought itd be a pip So I grabbed all the topshelf attributes I coud hold an jumped in

Man, you’re so full of shit.

Anyare the turnip tha fell off the wagon

2116,  Sunday,  28  1. 24

1046,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

Mabisyo  A Day Without Eyes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwfawYnxs7w

labelled  https://www.instagram.com/reel/C13HxazJsTg/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D

he said

   she said Can I think about it?

she confused him

                   Think about it

Yes. she scowledslightly

                            I would think you’d let me think about it . . pretty blunt . audacious . . though I am happy you asked rather than assumed.

You know me he knitted his brow

                                    Rare I assume anything

No you don’t, still, an audacious ask.

                                       Risque.

I have my moments he shook his head like shakin off a good shot

                                                                         Though I gotta tellya Im swingin missin risque  Adjective

Annow you’re being coy.

Im not

           Wha are you talkin about

   Now you’re playing stupid.

Assume risque coy stupid Im havin me quite a full day inside five minutes

                                                                                 Wha the hell are you talkin about

her eyes started

                  What you said.

Whadid I say

What you asked.

Quit beating around the bush

BALL ME.

   Ball me  ball me ball me he tucked his head back avoiding a jab

                                                                     As in fuck me 

Know another risque ball?

he nodded

You’re just going to stand there nodding at me?

Ohhellno

            I wannabe sure youve got a good handful of your panties anare holdin on real tight

she didnt move

Suit yourself

                I said balmy  I said Balmy huh

he watched her panties caressdrift down her shapely legs to her ankles like a fall leaf 

1709,  Reggaefriday,  19  1. 24

1316,  Thursday,  1  2. 24

Bobby Darin  If I Were a Carpenter  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCzLrT_kPuc 

. . . eternity . . 

. . STOP  right there

                          Whastha

   It’s an eternity.

Thas a vague term

                      Its relative

It’s eternity, it’s not relative.

Youre saying its forever

I think youd agre . .

. . Obviously Im not

                       Forever  Is tha absolute  I know how you prefer nothing is absolute  Whadaya got

Im going to love you forever

Better yet yahave your phone beside you  starts singing Me and my shadow . . .                                                                                                                                 Lookup eternity

Noun.

Yes

   Noun. Infinite or unending time.  See?

Continue

A state to which time has no application; timelessness.

I believe theres more

Yes.

Continue  Gimme GAWD

Under and emboldened and capitalised . .

. . Thaswha Im talkinbout

Theology.

Yah

Endless life after death. It says openclose the quotes . immortal souls destined for eternity.

                                                                                                   Are you satisfied?

Yes  Its relative

How, after hearing the definitions, can you say it’s relative.

Carlo Rovelli Quantum physics  His The Order of Time

Awright.

We agree Planck Time Fivepointthirtynine times ten to the minus fortyfourth

Yes.

There is no such thing as a continuous flow

                                              Instead time jumps from one quanta to the next without passing through an intervening period

Awright.

At tha quanta level During the jump

                                      A ghastly minute eternity  infinityif you like  may may exist  A goddamn short eternity

Relative

You’re full of shit.

Not tha you can say with absolute certainty

                                              laughingstomped his foot repeatedly

2330approxly,  2sday,  30  1. 24

123preferred,  day-between-2-Ts,  31  1. 24

Carlo Rovelli https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6rWqJhDv7M

https://absurdbeingblog.wordpress.com/2020/01/27/the-order-of-time-by-carlo-rovelli/

Rovelli  “The smallest temporal division possible is known as Planck time. This means that there is no continuous ‘flow’; instead, time ‘jumps’ from one quanta to the next without passing through the intervening period. Very weird. Secondly, reality is fundamentally indeterminate. A particle exists in a superposition of states, and precisely where it will appear (when an observation is made) is impossible to know for certain.”

The Church of Crystalblue Persuasion

   his church

hed assume dangerous that informed people are familiar with the drawing of the Tower of Babel the tower narrows as it nears Heaven

hed assume dangerous that informed people are familiar with the drawing of Hell from Dantes The Divine Comedy  Babel invertedenlarging as it rises

The Church of Crystalblue Persuasions Heaven is an enormous iridescent sphere lighted from within

                                                                                                         woundaround at its Tropic of Capricorn latitude  tatted with portals entries for specific souls to go through when they arrive

                                                                                                              ascending

excited

       they are preoccupied laserfocused on their assigned entry

                                                                    oblivious

whereupon entering Crystalblue Churchs heavenly sphere

the religious

            who murdered others because their religion differed from theirsoffended them  find themselves freefloating with those they murdered  and who murdered them  or had died peacefully believing their particular Holy Book professed

            Love Thy Neighbour

                               NOW

they have Eternity to figure things out

 no tithes demanded at his church

        

approxly2330,  2sday,  30  1. 24

1223,  day-between-2-Ts,  31  1. 24

Tommy James and the Shondells  Crystal Blue Persuasion  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDl8ZPm3GrU

Tower of Babel https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Genesis-Chapter-11/

Dantes Hell  https://www.openculture.com/2018/06/visualizing-dantes-hell.html

Fred Astaire  Cheek to Cheek (Heaven. I’m in Heaven)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ur3YLhceAE

he was sittingleaning back on a park bench in the sun eyes closed

                                                                        so not to startle him he whispered Are you musing?

   he didnt open his eyes

                             I am

About what?Wait.

                    Wait.    Lemme guess.

Can I guess?

   opening his eyes You asked me to wait

Oh. Okay.

             I guess it’s about . . something you dreamed.

My Youre getting good at this game

Game?

Yes   Me 

               Im humoured by something I dreamedsomething  of   a realisation

Its soothing to realise enjoy an epiphany out of a dream  Shoud anyone try to tell you tha dreams arent valuable  shutem down

If I may . what’s amused you?

Of course

           But lets go across the street get our coffee doubleback  Sun here feels good

Game took his coffee black a small cup 

he took his a large cup sweetened with hazelnut syrup  whitened with cream

returned they sat side by side enjoying the city park its water fountain the people congregatingamusing themselves before them

   . . . so . your dream? The epiphany?

Yes

       laissez faire Im through with love   Like the song

Song?

Dions

       Though its been covered by many artists  I dig his schmaltzy doowop delivery

I . . I can’t say . I’m familiar.

Yahya are Dion Runaround Sue   The Wanderer

Oshit yeah. I remember. 

                             I remember songs not the artists.

Thas unfortunate

   Think Yamay stumble again into a chick you met earlierfound hot Yacant remember her name fucked bro   

                                                                                                                   Fuuucked

Don’t make a song out of . .

. . Fuuucked

               A hit record in the charts  with a BULLET

Quit would you.

I aint

       Im truthtelling

Yacant remember my name is Ruth fuckya

Romantic.

            I should listen to youlisten . . after you’ve admitted I’m through with love?

Yah

     I have my reasons

   Praytell.

I will Sorry

            Sorry for you  By your own admission not only do you dream infrequently but yacant remember whaya dreamed   So  Are you able to recall a sexual dream where youre making love not sex  youre face to face shes under youyoure between her legswatchin her  diggin her expressions as you please her

   No.

There you have it

                     In my myriad sexual dreams I take womentheyre strangers no one I know recognise from behind

Love

       Isnt taken from behind

Sex is

You recall making love

                         I dug tha

Then making lovepassionately becomes sex

                                              You crave sex Go crazy   Push boundaries

Then amid the exploring you return  make love again

Gaze into each others face

                              Love

   Those arent the dreams Im having

                                          But then

I woudnt fall in love with a stranger

No. No you wouldn’t.

No

Epiphany

   Im through with love 

AMish,  2sday,  30  1. 24

2210,  2sday,  30  1. 24

Dion  I’m Through with Love  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1B-HO8u_k4

Runaround Sue  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik57HLn0Nm0

The Wanderer  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXqWCeB8Vto

. . . you . . yamake my fucking blood run cold.

                                                     gruesome statement

in the script

the actors delivery was superb utterlyconvincing their expression stony their tone  disgusting

if someone had said that to him

                                   hed be crushed

unlikely                                                          

the only people who dare speak like that are men

                                          Correction he interrupted himself

Entitled  white men

their ignorance unparalleled

                              believe they can say whatever they want to whomever they want

                                                                                                    otherwise

what else is entitlement for

the colour of their skin for

   and feeling it slip from their grasp

                                        which is natural evolving

ask an honest athlete

Only natural.

. . . make my blood run cold.

                               one may ask themselves Whadid I do or Whadid they think I did

but theyd only be questioning themselves

cruelty doesnt usually occur to them

cruelty is a cut of cloth that entitlement encourages

                                                        without

weel

       theyd be no better 

but they are

Gospel

2304,  Sunday,  28  1. 24

2208,  Monday,  29  1. 24

the on-line program he was watching was interruptedruptured by an advertisement he had to tolerate for 5 seconds before he was able to strike SKIP AD

“No living being should ever eat processed food for every single meal of their lives . . .”SKIP

the commercial had wandered in beneathadjacent to an APSCA headline

                                                                              Whastha

American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

                                                             which differs from SPCA

Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

SPCA is local

APSCA is national

                    he read it receives significant donations however distributes very little money to support local SPCAs

probably political

                   donate to formers campaign  he spends it on his personal legal fees

he found the advertisement deceptive

                                         despite appreciating its message

deceptive

because

             let him say this about tha

“No living being should ever eat processed food for every single meal of their lives . . .”                                                                                                                               people 

spend significant money to eat microwaved items an meals

1851,  Sunday,  28  1. 24

1353,  Monday,  29  1. 24

The Farmer’s Dog  https://www.facebook.com/thefarmersdog/videos/long-live-dogs/559399065590659/

he used to do this

                        A LOT

used to 

           pack a bong bowl

roll a thick tight joint

                       impale a fingerrolled bead of opium  firebleed ghostwhite thread of vapour into a pint glass to flickerexpire

Inhale

   when it wasnt cool

while his children slept soundly under his carehis watch  his love   STONED  

                                                                                   far cry from a needles biteTASTY

matches  propanelighters quiverin flames

babes

        fast asleep

all so much that  loving children    theyd never learn

                                                          because

they emerged in the END in the Sanctuary he and his wife erected

                                                                          not a betting man

he WON

            if he had been

hed have bet heavy

                       because

he was a closet psychopath

   sometimes in the mirror

                             his reflection wisely turned away

when youre able to do that

you can do anything    

2343,  Sunday,  28  1. 24

cat on a spit

  pussy

one might think would beckon threshold amnesia virtually ineffectual against him because of his longlong memory which preceded

Doorway Effect

Christ  trap doors

                    one closes another opens

Nina Simone  Feeling Good  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHs98TEYecM                                  

go out through ENTER

come in through EXIT

                       unless

one can be coercedextorted   forced  to follow the flock

Look around.

he took a gander

Just do what they do.

   BAAA

          he didnt think so

was cleaning catboxes this morning

                                       made him laugh

thought  Furry little food processors

                                        which made him laugh even harder

no big leap to human beings

he shared with his brother

called him

             Woudya agree tha youre a food processor

Is there a backstory to your assessment?

he explained

   No.

        I don’t use a catbox. Do you?

Only when I want to piss them off because they pissed me off

   Really?

You know me  Whadaya think

Makes no sense. You end up cleaning up after yourself.

Like we don already

Fuck.

       There is that.

Istha

You may have convinced me I’m a food processor.

I am

 

See if ya forget that

0959,  Sunday,  28  1. 24

1458,  Sunday

Rage Against the Machine  A Bullet to the Head  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8YsF-sBf0Q 

. . . no, not really.

Ohreally

No.  Not really.

Woudya have me say otherwise  Lie

Why would you be so tactless?

Woudnt tha be in the eyethe ear of the beholder

You really wouldn’t be embarrassedmortified . announcing that?

Announce it ohhellyah  Why woud tha stop me

                                                   Ya know me Professin the truthrelatin my experience Of course I woud Hands down

Have you actually said it out loud? Heard yourself?

Have  An I hear it in my head

                                Aint no damn bit of difference

Saying it, actually might.

Prudes yah otherwise no

                              Now if youd say it it might  Cuz ya lack conviction  Wheels woud come off the ride

Maybe Ill dar . .

. . Stop  Darin me unnecessary

                                  I can say so  Its a natural course   No wiltin rose

   So say.

I was going to but ya cut me off

Awright.  I’m listenin . .

. . Eatin cat aint eatin pussy

   OhmyGod, Jesus.

Woudnt eat Jesus

2155,  Saturday,  27  1. 24

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