NO wrong door

                 Unless you intend to use a catbox

Maybe I will.

I have when theyve pissed me off 

                                      Though Ive decided it wasnt in my best interest  to be the bigger person   Im who has to clean it up

Logic in that Or you could hire someonelet them clean it up.

Counterproductive to pay someone to do something I can do 

                                                                     he staunched a laugh in his throat I aint you 

   You’re not me. 

                    What’s that crack supposed to mean?

Not a crack Yare a person of meanshave always been Money might be a solution for youhasnt been for me 

                                                                                                                 No crack statement of factin fact not even a knock  I understand somebodys got to do it and the jobs fallen to you Im also a realistmonetarily speaking  Have or have not

So you’re not jealous? 

No

     You havent got my looksmy mind If I had your money Idve been devastating he didnt staunch that laugh

     

1143,  Twosday,  27  12. 22

1143,  Thursday,  29  12. 22

Zeppelin  Good Times Bad Times  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsZG7n7ries

beginning of the year  darkness has grown deeper every year since

when he looked forward into it the brightlycoloured Christmas lightsflickering Hanukah candles reflect sharper 

   the darkness is the mirrors silver 

   as a boy that tickled him

he could kneel by the front windowpull the drapes aside and see the wintry outdoorshis face like a ghosts paintedilluminated over it 

                             then he believed in ghosts    then he understood that his stayhis let was not permanent

when none of his playmates understood what he was talking about he went to his oldest friends his parents 

they confirmed what he assumed 

Grandmother they lived with her on the first floor of a two-flat house would die.

Your aunt and uncle who live above you will die.

I his mother said will die, your father who couldnt bring himself to talk to himnot without reason will also die.

he shrugged mournful Then whats all of this about

she smiledran her finger down his cheekhis jawhis chin pinched it between her finger and thumb as she often did her affection 

          You know it as well as I do.   It’s just occurred to you much sooner than most.

she was not comforting

I should lie to you? 

   No

No.

the darkness grows nearer

if he lives long enough it will encroachenvelope the beautiful electriclights swallow  the beeswax candles 

they will continue to burn

but he wont be able to see them

  

222 preferred,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  28  12. 22

1519,  Day-between-Two-Ts

Peggy Lee  Is That All There Is?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPP6UgkmyM4

The Youngbloods  Darkness, Darkness  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORSD_u2upP4

purposefully he shunned comforts 

most are momentary temporary   insincere   

although he had a particular one one he repeatedly returned to  it was irreplaceable

                                                                                           if anyone ever askedthey hadnt

he woudnt try to explain they hadnt a comparable experience and sharing his would demean it 

theyd hear his words but wouldnt be unable to wrap their brain around them

his comfort was across the hall from his bedroom in the laundry room

he washed his clothing at night when he went to bed

                                                         the sound of it was the brother or sister to the soundthe wash of Huey rotor blades made so many years ago incountry plucking him to safety from behind enemy lines inside through sliding doors or dangling under it from stirrups loops to thrust his arms through and cinch  fly  most who risked it were the same guys except one pilot first snatch Warrant Officer Mack he took a bullet from the jungleno one heard the shot it came up through the bellystruck him under his chinout the top of his head blew his right eye out they didnt find it but in desperate moments retrieving him over two years they blackjoked Mack had his eye on them  theyd be fine theyd make it

four Hueys were lost retrieving him

Mack was the only man who didnt make it

2200,  Twosday,  27  12. 22

1200,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  28  12. 22

30,000 year old Indigenous Koonalda limestone cave drawings destroyed by pieces of shit  Press calls them vandals 

a remote cave

they got past barbedwire dug under a steel gate

vandals doesnt cover it

they are violators

when caught they ought to be violated  cut off their fingers  leave their thumbs 

                                                                                    that seems fitting

Tis the Season  1540,  Twosday,  27 12. 22

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/30000-year-old-indigenous-cave-drawings-in-australia-have-been-destroyed-180981363/?utm_source=smithsoniandaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=20221227daily-responsive&spMailingID=47807938&spUserID=MTIyMTUxODU5OTExNgS2&spJobID=2363141943&spReportId=MjM2MzE0MTk0MwS2 

 

not on himhe didnt start it

god sat across from him nodding in affirmation his curly head and beard  a togaed bobblehead

No no Aint taking no bullet for you You let the cat out of the boxwasnt even a thought in my head 

                                                                                                       You had to make a pointsaid it was about something   Said about  about   Stuttered

god shook his curls no

he became the bobblehead OhYes was avid 

                                                 Your bullet to eat no fingerpointing at me 

I don’t have to. I make it so and it is.

Not in my book

Book? You haven’t a book.  We make book.

riffing off gangsters book For others perhaps not me

                                                     You said  I think it was something about . . about Wha  Yare Allknowing Omnipotent Omniscient  Cant seeya as a liar though one coud assume ya coudbe if ya wanted  Huh

Huh whadya say  I remember shall I say   You know I will if you refuse or lie

I said . .

. . Atta boy . . 

. . I said I think it was something about . . about . . . vaginal travesty . . yes, yes . I had a point.

You also sighed before  I had a point

I did.

Shall I say what I replied  Or you

You said and then in his voice god said Sounds unfortunate 

                                                                  Vaginally Ive not met a travesty  Not oncenot ever 

god flipped it because he could

dropped him face down between a womans legs

vaginal lips as big as wings

like eating a live bird

he grabbed ahold of her ass with both handssteadying her 

                                                             she buckedup against his facemay have broken his nose it bledwas tender he lost his grip an instantgrabbed ahold anew shoved a thumb up her ass to anchor her her lips flapped against his face he bit at themtore out their flight feathers flipped her overgnawed on her ass took some gas out of her tank flipped her again she gaspedwings gasped he heard her suck air her cunt grippedyanked his tongue  a nanosecond before she came he shut his eyesshe came volumes over his face

                                                                                  she was afterall  gods creation

she nearly drowned him 

he turnedgasping onto a shoulder

                                   thought bald eagle petrel puffin murre cormorant Ah haha coot   Cunt 

getting to his knees between her legs she dematerialise left without a kiss

god smirked

Quit your grinning  Wasnt a travesty

Nearly drowned you cumming.

Thank youwas gonna ask coudnt see  an Asian girl 

Asian?

Cum-Ming  Thas a dynastyyah

                                   he cracked himself up  the Joker sitting across from him woudnt

1445,  Reggaefriday,  18  2. 22

1438,  Twosday, 27  12. 22

https://birdwatchingpro.com/birds-that-can-swim-and-fly/ 

Plant/Page  The Rain Song  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYYYoEfuAPY

How do ya kill a dense zombie

Shoot em in the head!

No

   A dense zombie  a freakin idiot

What are you talking about? In the head.

If they didnt know while they were alive why woud they know when they were dead  Follow

Shit. There is some reason in that.

Yah 

     Say they were one of the fiftythree percent of American adults ages sixteen to seventythree who cant read at a fifth grade level

That doesn’t particularly make them an idiot.

Ya sure  In my bookyah 

                          Whas Plan B  Decapitate themnegate sight hearing smell  letem clutchbout like an unmoored hydra Phylum Cnidaria class Hydrozoa 

Christ.

   Christ wha

Don’t ever become a fuckin’ zombie, man, you’d duck a bullet.

The whiff of a neutrino

Yeahwhatever . what the fuck.  What’s a neutrino?

Almost a ghost 

                Id be a ghosty zombie with an appetite

  Fuck. You.

1645?  Twosday,  26  4. 22

1252,  Twosday,  27  12. 22

neutrino  https://www.sciencemusings.com/a-wisp-of-matter/

he was trying to read

sat in a chaise lounge sun at his back iced whisky light on soda at handJESUS  WOUDYA SHUT UP

a bird somewhere in the trees at his feet  harsh   scolding

reminded him of three buddies who married shrills

each had asked him to standup to their wedding

he declined

they asked why

   Comon  Really

I wouldn’t be asking if I wasn’t confuseddidn’t understand.

Yawoudnt be askin ifya listened to me

You never said.

Because goes without saying 

                                Ever remember me ever saying a kind word to her Id say Hello but didnt engager

She thought you were a prick.

She was right I was a prick

                               But she took your prick and thasall tha mattered  Her shrill nattering hasnt changed an iota since you introduced me  Better you than me brother 

fucking bird chased him inside the house

thawas awright  he had groceries to buy

hed walk and read

1615,  Twosday,  26  4. 22

1201,  Twosday,  27  12. 22

The Band  Weight  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWu-f7HFFJE

paraphrasing Thomas Paine because who wants to walk in anothers footsteps  If you are afraid to offend you cant tell the truth 

      Paine said He who dare not offend cannot be honest.

    

whos he Thomas

who are they them 

                    whenever others drop pronouns its raises hackles on his neck hes suspiciousgets aggressive cant help himself  is adamantly adverse to citations without a proper name proper source  cant say who the initiator was   Trust me didnt play in his mouth

since satire is lost on idiots unfortunately felt hed met more than his share he slathered them with sarcasm 

                                                                                                             idiots can understands sarcasm although theyre not sure of the word

          

Yes yes  wha is it

I knows it.

I can see I can see it in your face ya do 

                                           Just spit it out  

It’s on the tip of my tongue . .

. . On the tip

Yeah.

   Stuck out your tonguelemme see

You can see it?

If you stick out your tongueyah

they stick their tongue out

Well Ill be damn there is it

Yuuh thas Yeah with their tongue stuck out

   No doubtwithout a doubt  Sarcasm

I don’t think I was thinking that. 

On the tip of your tongue 

                            Aint suggesting tongues think

No.

There you have it ya got it right 

                                  I was being sarcastic anya picked up on tha 

I did?

Ya did 

         Otherwise woudnt have seen it nowwoud I

   No.  Unlikely.

Ya gonna keep that in mind so the next time round it pops out of the toaster like an Eggo waffle Pop Tart held his tongue  not Pop Retard

   Maybe eyeballs were fogging up 

Lets hold out for Maybe 

                         Sarcasm right eyeballs were cloudy  Say it after me  Sarcasm

Sarcasm.

Good  Again

Sarcasm.

Keep repeating it

Sarcasm.

I got a way you can remember

What?

Sarcasm Again

Sarcasm.

Right  A mnemonic trick

A what?

Sorry nevermind 

                   I meant to say a trigger  Sarcasm

Sarcasm.

Right 

       A trigger Like Roy Rogers horse

I know Roy Rogers horse. 

Sarcasm Trigger

Sarcasm.  Trigger.

Correct 

         Sarcasm  Orgasm

What?

Nevermind No no  nevermind  Sarcasm

Sarcasm. 

           I think I got it.  Sarcasm.

Atta boy

What was that other thing?

Neveryamind Lets stick to sarcasm

Sarcasm.

1630?  Twosday,  26  4. 22

1611,  Twosday,  26  12. 22

He was a god

wore a toga

was muscled up as only gods can be

though this cat wore a crewneck tshirt under his toga

something was written on it

he coudnt make it out through the toga was made of durable materialnot gauzy  anticlimactic anticlimaxtic goddesses were built too but no peekaboo 

                                      which was likely fortunate for him they fuckedround with mortals  because they coud

Whas ah  printed on your tshirt 

I had a point to make.

   Awright ookay  Maybe we can swing back to it

He glared at him

Or not Im a curious sort

I could complete you, turn you into a cat. 

No  no thanks 

                Though you might understand my curiosity far as I can tell yare the only god wearing a tshirt 

My choice, we make up things as we go along I do whatever I want.

Yes yare ah  welcome to tha

I had a point to make.

Ya said

I think it was something about . about . . . vaginal travesty . . yes yes he sighed I had a point.

Sounds unfortunate 

                       Vaginally Ive not met a travesty   Not oncenot ever

His eyes shifted sideways to him  You’re not a god, are you?

No

   No   Im not a god

No you’re not . I’m exhausted. 

                                   sighed again  Think I’m gonna take five have a Red Bull.  Want one?

   No thank you

You don’t want a Red Bull.

he wasnt one to move off principle No thank you

What if I insist?

No thank you I don drink them  Knock yourself out

He fumbled at a loosethread at the crewneck 

                                                 Suit yourself. 

Thank you

            yet again  at odds with a god

0627,  Sunday,  25  12. 22

1225,  Monday,  26  12. 22

Zeppelin  Dancing Days  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpNy6z5sz1M 

Page/Plant  Battle of Evermore  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4axrTFBV3cU

No no  a naked shower isnt redundant

Come on is so, who doesn’t shower naked?

Thasa stupid question Wanna pause reconsider  then open your mouth

I shower naked.

I do too

        A naked shower  Didnt you have a public pool near you growing up as a kid or a YMCA

Ah . . no and no. We swam in the ocean, sunbathed, played volleyball, tossed a football around, hung out.

Ahyes Southern California So you have zero concept he was tempted to say For community We had Lake Michigan thawas an ocean fresh water though and lakes rivers where we also swam skinnydipped  but I digress 

                                                                                                       Coudnt get into a public pool YMCA pool without taking a naked shower  Lotsa kids embarrassedshy wanted to keep their swimsuits on  Dig  Communal showers can do tha

No, only high school, sports.

Not Junior High gym making the seventh eighth grade basketball teams  High school gym an athletics

Wasn’t mandatory.

Fuck mandatory   Obliged

                             No wonder so many guys here don feel they have to wash their naked hands after using a toilet or urinal  Pigs

   

0627,  Sunday,  25  12. 22

1132,  Monday,  26  12. 22

sipping his coffee he made a disturbed face

   took a smaller sip

face looked creepier 

                     How’s your coffee? he asked

saw him make faces 

                       Havent touched mine yet 

Take a sip.

Why

Just take a sip.

Why

Mine tastes funny.

their coffee was from the same pot they drank it black why is it when someone tastes something off they want someone else to taste it too

It tastes funny

   Yes.

Ill take you at your word good enough for me 

                                                immediately he got up dumped his out into the sink

But you didn’t taste it.

I didnt but let me say this if something taste off  like feet or shit to me Id tell ya I woudnt have you taste it

But it may just taste odd to me.

As I said your words good for me Ill make a fresh pot  Yamake this one

No, it was already brewed. 

                             I can’t believe you dumped your coffee without tasting it. 

he filled a clean carafe with water from the cooler

flipping the lid of the coffeemaker to fill the reservoir he recoiled 

                                                                    Iah think  I found the problem 

Problem?

Why your coffee tasted off or bad or whaever it did

standing up from the breakroom table What?

The djinn

The djinn?

naked mottledbluecoloured the djinn put a finger to his redlips attempting to shush him

Yah 

took his finger from his mouthpointed it threateningly at him

Yah there was no love lost between them he didnt think the company shoudve enlisted his services bought into his vague promises of success and wealth 

                       Yah Seems hesah using the reservoir as a hot tub        

djinn floundered getting up on his elbows to get to his feet

he slapped the lid shutunplugged it briefly considered the basement incineratorNAH instead pitched the coffee machine into a chute that had been erected outside the breakroom that ended in a dumpster as two suites were being remodeled

not a believer he wasnt anymore fearful of him than he was of God

0631,  Sunday,  25  12. 22

2341,  Sunday

   G I 

        when he talked with him about it he referred to it familiarly as Gee 

which he coudnt stand 

                      Pleaseplease woudya call it General intelligence none of your single letters antagonising acronyms you consistently prevail upon

                                Iyou know  dislike them 

You fail to understand I use them to pay you a complement . . 

. . I donthank you  Say it asif someone unfamiliar with your nomenclature were with us  Be inclusive   Language is often used to be exclusive

he gruntedsighed an uncomfortable sound  out came his pen

he had clipboard and paper

Could I have a sheet of paper please?

Ofcourse he knew where this was goingthe routine

he began obsessively scribblingcharting Dunning-Krugers Effect

Woudya stop  I know this

You don’t know it for Gee . . 

. . Wha

he stopped drawing You know . .

. . Wha

          Are you talkinbout General intelligence

 

Yes I am.

   Then  say so

Jesus he was irked . . General intelligence.

he was irked too but he didnt let on shoudave been a gambler I knew you coud do it trying to make it sound encouraging

he began drawing again 

                          Now the mean IQ . . 

. . Wha

   I know you know.

Wha IQ 

           Arent you getting sick and tired of me asking wha  I am

Intelligence quotient . . 

. . There ya go  though ya also know I have no time for itnot compared to Emotional quotient  Its superior to intelligence 

It isn’t.

   

   Oh but it is 

                Someone can be a freakin genius yet however lack the wherewithal to perceive understand manage and handle emotions thats not a person I want at my back  but youd prefer themsomeone unable to relate to youwhod look right past you  Howd that make you feelFEEL  emotionally

Lets be honest Ya tout smart intelligence   wisdom 

                                                       Common sense innate beats the pants off them  off their disconnected booklearning.   

1529,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  20  7. 22

1622,  Sunday,  25  12. 22

https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-general-intelligence-2795210

https://www.verywellmind.com/an-overview-of-the-dunning-kruger-effect-4160740

Steve Roach  Earthman  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bviVqo1xw5k