2.7.22


He's F K A. 

he said it like hed know what the fuck it meant
                                                    Are you talkin to me a DeNiro Taxi Driver moment  I know you know I havent a clue what yare talking about 

Oh . excuse me crappy exaggeration . . you hate acronyms.

Despise acronyms Abhor  Dislike

 Right. disdain frosted his face because he didnt side with him he believed him a contrarian  contrary just to cross peoples popular opinion practises 
                 Hate’s tucked up alongside evilnothing’s evil to you.

Not a damn thing yare correct

Because he rolled his eyes evil smacks of religion.

Ya know it

Man, you’re full of shit. a shiver perceptibly ran his spine
                                                                  rightly so

he eyed him steely shrugged theyve danced around this before
                                                                     Yare welcome to your opinion everyone is Yare welcome to your right to express it  Yare also welcome to risk getting beat for saying

You’d really pop me . .
. . For disrespecting menot taking me at my word   I choose my words carefully  You know Im not loose with them


I apologise. he taught him to use apologise not say Im sorry Im sorry is horseshit shorthand   I apologise.

Thank you I accept your apology 
                                            F K A
You really havent . . . 
                       he eyed him

Man . . you live under a rock?

Yes Edjamacate me   Im keen on learning things I don know

F K A. Fucking know it all.

Good to know but youll please remember Im gonna forget it   Acronym
                                                                            How do you know

How do I know him?

Yes  Fuckin know it all   F K A Idve thought formerly known as

He’s a friend.


he might reevaluate their friendship

if he remembered correctly,  Sunday,  12  6. 22
1204, Saturday,  2  7. 22


Is it  hopeless apparitions guided by musicians  or magiciansguided by magicians

What are you talking about?

Comon  Creedence Clearwater Revival
                                         Doo doo doo lookin out my back door  Im sure of tha
Doo doo I'm sure too . et cetera.

An prior

he shook his head  I don't remember them being hopeless.

Woudnt an apparition be hopeless I mean  theyre apparitions   not much to aspire to if ones an apparition is there

I don’t know.

Who knows

Mikey.

  Mikey he likes it
                     Tha Mikey

Yeahright . he’s sitting just over therehas a smartphone.

Does everything have to come down to a gawddamn smartphone
                                                                       Weve become dolts dullards and dotards Were doomed  Whawoudya put your money on

My money?

A friendly bet

Depends on what you think is friendly.

Five bucks

he groaned  Five bucks  Why not a gentleman’s bet . .
. . Were no gentlemen comon  put a little skin in the game

What are we betting on?

Musicians  magicians
                        You choose first
Musicians.
            I can see apparitions dancing to musicians.

Awright I get magicians Wheres your five bucks he rifled his pocketpulled out some crumpled bills straightened them out Heres my fiver

he opened his wallet took out a clean sharp fivespot from among bigger bills

he looked into his billfold  I should have bet bigger . .
. . You didn’t have bigger.

I coudve bet eight bucks

I could have raised you.

Were not playing poker

I know, I’m just saying.

    Yasaid
             Well   Lets go ask Mikey 

You understand we’ll be interrupting his tweets or Facebook dating apps other apps. He won’t be happy.

I aint happy with him Dude always has his nose in his phone asif it smells like pussy
                                                                                          Awshit marketing idea Hell  Id buy me a new phone

You’re so droll, so freakin obvious.

Yababe droll  Thas a helluva poker handfour of a kind  Droll Dolts Dullards Dotards  alliteration

Alliteration.  Really?
                      Ya can’t remember if it’s musicians or magicians.  You better not have set me up.

Wha if I did An actually I alliterated earlier  doomed

he clapped his hands Doomed.  I’m just saying.

    Yasaid


they approached Mikey


neither won
              it was magicians but it wasnt hopeless  wond'rous

skin went back in their pockets

turned out they were gentlemen after all
                                           Doo doo doo lookin out their back doors



Prior  our incel convo got me all lathered up

he chuckled Involuntary celebates?

    Yah  Abstemious Church an Incels    Same damn thing

You might have something there.

Oh I do
       I doo doo doo

if he had to guess,  Sunday,  12  6. 22
555preferred,  Reggaefriday,  1  7. 22
CCR  Lookin’ Out My Back Door  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeJuUqDqY00

1.7.22


he took a night off to recharge restore refill his gonads had sex nine days running
                                                                                          if he had a partner their imagined gymnastics implausibleimpossible positions would have hurtkilled them wasnt he thoughtful                 
                                                                                               they  his partners  he couldnt say definitively  might have cheated on their husbands boyfriends  some on their samesex partners

he was an equalopportunity ambidextrous masturbator

1456,  Thursday,  30  6. 22


  old menmost white
                       if they were consideratethey werent he could name more than a few if they were considerate they would take leave of the planet they ran their terror but it seems it must be impossible to get enough of a great thing by their reckoningtheir standpoint  their standing roving over others    particularly women holes  meant to be filled whores   assisted by handfuls of sildenafil they wouldnt know what that was  doctors orders  maybe Aronix Nauh Liberize Nauh 
                       Throw em a bone  Viagra Yah   it happens his alltime favorite is Grandipam Grandpa!  Whadafuck  Why nothuh    Money keeps in the family

1532,  Thursday,  30  6. 22
1129,  Reggafriday,  1  7. 22

old men hiding behind executive privilege anonymity  intimidation

Cheney: "Men are running the world and it is really not going that well."


Yah it was midmorning Sowha it was unlikely hed ever find himself in his folks old neighbourhood again
                                                                                                              the first thing he saw as he walked into a corner tavern was a decrepit old man seated at a table by himself before him was a halfbottle of rye a shotglass turned upsidedown and a nearlydrained glass stein it looked warm a ruinous head stretched down inside it like cobwebs 
                                          he looked sedate like a snakenecked crane before it struck

he would make a point to sit facing the door the old man occupying half of his vision

at the bar he ordered a neat double Redbreast a pint of Guinness paid what was duetipped then walking off grabbed the back a worn wood armchair and dragged it to a table without any chairs around it
                                                                                          nobody lookedsaid a word as he dragged it across the sawdusted wood floor


men sitting at the bar three across loudly animatedly argued the Supreme Court

two were of a mind that it needed to be expanded it had been illegally comprised Two wrongs they barked would finally make a right. 
                     the third was busting his britches tickled to the tits at its composition About fuckin’ time!A Bout fuckin’ time!
              he repeated himself over the wrongs making a right
                                                                   

halfway through his Guinness sipping Irish he saw the old man shake a wee bit like a fart exited but he wasnt able to lift his leg to make it sound 
                             it was the first he saw him move the three goons yammered louder repeating themselves

the old crane stabbed he blewhe BELLOWED 
                                                  Fuckin idiots woudya shaddup! Ya donneed expand the fuckin’ courtNO. as he yelled he gestured with his armselbows bentwrists not coming above them they moved like they were brokemoved like he was being manipulated by a lousy marionettist Awhell NO! Ya empty it like filthy pool water, lose the turds then refill the goddamn thing. he concluded snapping his wrists at the floor

That would work he mused

2257,  Thursday,  30  6. 22

30.6.22


    finishing his third heavilypoured vodka and tonic putting it down on a Mexican ceramictopped side table
he sighed loudly 
                  So bird legs huh?

Yah  Might recall I said divine midthigh up

he sighed again
                   I don’t think you said divine.
I didnt
        I said midthigh up she was “outrageous  topped off with a miraculous brain imaginative sharp cut like a honed butchers blade” Im quoting I remember exactly wha I said
                                                               You can only remember that I didnt say divine

Nothing to get angry about.

At least ya didnt sigh this timeIm not angry

You may be angry.

Keep it up Ill be


Whatever . .
. . Thall anger meya know tha  I dislike whatever

I’m a little drunk.

Drunk
        Not a caveat Tha don allow you provocation

Whate . . . he caught himself smart My intention wasn’t to provoke.

Whawas your intention

he closed one eye like he was aiming
                                         I think I don’t . don't . have an intention . . . rather . I’m curious.

Boutwha

I’m curious he belched Excuse me.
                                    I’m curious whatever  he smiled thought he was being clever he resisted comment  I’m curious whatever happened to bird legs . .
. . Kristen

Wow . . you remember her name.

I remember every womans name I slept with
                                               You 

he closed his other eye he might have been trying to read the bathroom stall he wrote them on                                                                                                                               he sighed Not . . right . . . now.  he opened his eyes  Kristen is bird legs.
                                                   Or is bird legs Kristen.
Kristen
         Bird legs is an attribute which youll recall made her an exception

But eventually you broke upquit seeing each other . . . so aside from her brain did anything else contribute to her exception?

We quit seeing each other because she returned to Maryland for Christmas  she took a semester offsaid she was getting a little crispy 
               We sharedenjoyed a mutual freestyle tossed telephone calls back an forth Ya free I am We were usually able to make time for each other

Anything else . contribute to her exception?

She liked my conch chowder made it fresh free dove for it

Never had it.

Yare missing out Get a chance try it

Guys you lived with didn’t eat it?

Didnt offer wasnt sleeping with em
                                    something like a butterfly fluttered in his eyes  Aah . .

Aah. What’s aah mean?

he laughed deeply

What’s funny?
               What are you laughing about?

   Jaysus
               We didnt mind rug burns  not knees  spines   shoulder blades handselbows  how I almost forgot  Nuts

1619,  Saturday,  25  6. 22
1310,  Thursday,  30  6. 22
Mike Love  These Are My Roots  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzjyr8OJWRU
Zeppelin  Whole Lot of Love  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T4LnsuB9Ms


he heard an remembers old Republican men whining about an activist Supreme Court until they helped form an illegitimate activist Court
                            so as Justice Thomas spouts off about contraception same-sex marriage LGBTQIA+  Texas AG Paxton is all lubed up to defend sodomy laws 
                                                   he cant find anyone who would commit sodomy with him let alone sex
NO SOUP FOR HIM!

1619,  Thursday,  30  6. 22


   1   # struck him curiously
                                 attached to dates

2 dates recognised threats against America from without 
                                                                      December 7, 1941
     
                                                                      September 11, 2001

horrifically the remaining 1 date was at the hands of the president his enablershenchmen and predominately white insurrectionists 
                                                                      January 6, 2021

the vile ought to be imprisoned for the rest of their lives without parole
                                                                           if they want to opt-out cop-out they could take a little cocktail 
                Bartender fix em up an Epstein Gargle

gurgle gurglegurgle

1711,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  29  6. 22
1000,  Thursday,  30  6. 22
Dub Inc  Resist and Fight  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InX19Ryg7mM


he had a routine because he needed one
                                           he could afford it 
if he could afford more

hed stuck to his guns

  Want  Affluence   were diseases 
                                       were divviedup under ressentiment -- philosopher Ian Buchanan: a “vengeful, petty-minded state of being that does not so much want what others have (although that is partly it) as want others not to have what they have.”



Doc said Joe. I’m sorry. By virtue of the tests we performed my diagnosis is onset ressentiment.

Ressentiment

 Yes. You understand of course you can seek a second option, however the results are beyond reproach.

Okay doc  just shoot me

I can’t shoot you. My Hippocratic oath.

Mebbe ya know of a doctor who is a hypocrite

No.


he left the office and walked down to a corner tavern

bartenders name stitched on the breast of his bowling shirt  Botch

Hiya Botch

Hello boss, whacan I getcha?

Familiar with an Epstein Gargle

1627,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  29  6. 22
1046,  Thursday,  30  6. 22

29.6.22


Do we have to do politics? she whined

Yes Yare lookin at it the wrong way   Politickles
Cute. 
        You going to be longwinded or succinct?                                

I can say so three points before you can cut your toenails

she looked at him kind of peculiar

   Wha

Do my toenails need cutting?
Wha

Did I scratch you last night?

Scratch No nonono
                     Was trying to take up a different spin on how fast I could say butya gotta be listening Thisll frost your fanny 
            he looked at her kind of peculiar
What?

I love frosting your fanny

Ohmygawd, you’re a piece of work. Tell me already.

Cuz yare aching to know

No. So we’ll get onto something else.

You may become embroiled

It’s politics . .
. . Politickles

Whatever. she smiled despite herself  Tickle me.

he smiled
          he coudnt wait to tell her what began roving around in his mind at tickle me
Awright
         This will blow your mindPlease tell me to blow you
Ohmygawd.

Ill blow you afterwardsafter I tickle your fancy This is beginning to read like a menu

Would  you   just.
Yes
     You recall jackass Flynn lied to Justice Former pardoned him

I do because of you.

Yah Ought to be rotting in prison
                                   He testified before the JanuarySix Select Committee  was deposed by Liz Cheney

Dick’s daughter?

Yes Dick Thas a whole other storywha a prick
                                                 Cheney asked him “Do you believe the violence on January Sixth was justified morally?" He took the Fifth so not to incriminate himself

Needless to say taking the Fifth he incriminated himself.
Yah
     Hes a sack of shit  Cheney asks him “Do you believe the violence on January Sixth was justified legally?" He took the Fifth

Again?

Yah
     "General" I don’t know why she referred to him by a rank he has despoiled  "Flynn, do you believe in the peaceful transition of power in the United States of America?" 
He responded "The Fifth."

Jesus.
        He should have stayed in Russia.
Ohshit ya remembered                                    

You braying politickles, how could I forget?

You impress the hell out of me

Thank you. she began undoing her skirt  Now blow me. 

Yes maam

after 1000,  Twosday,  28  6. 22
223preferred,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  29  6. 22

 archaic see no evil hear no evil speak no evil
 
theyre sleepwalking


other than Honorable Ketanji Brown Jacksons confirmation testimony he not heard or witnessed such compelling testimony than that of Dr Christine Blasey Ford and Ms Cassidy Hutchinson
                                                                                     three courageous women

cowardly the red Senate minimised Dr Ford to the countrys detriment  it refused to stand on their hind legs twice to impeach the former yet the House did  thats History                                                                                                                                   they wont be able to ride roughshod over Ms Hutchinson
John Waynes cavalry has no legs

he hopes her oath and testimony sticks in their craw and they choke on it

336preferred,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  29  6. 22
629preferred,  Day-between-Two-Ts


Your list of dealbreakers is mighty pointedharsh . to my thinking . . but I’m curious . . . have you ever taken one down, let one fall?

Whamakes ya ask

he actually rubbed his chin missing hair on his chinnychinchin As I said, it’s severe I don’t have half of what you have . . but I got to thinking that maybe over time somethingone thing fell aside . . maybe you made an exception.

he smiled appreciated that occasionally his wheels turned
                                                             Gotta say ya surprised me Occasionally you reveal a pothole in your brain

Pothole?

Yaint a deep thinker It exhausts you

Come on . .
. . You comon
               You holdup the truth Aint gonna stop now arya

No.   I’ll admit it hurt. he laughed raucously

it was infectious he laughed with him


I’m gonna believe oneonly one has fallen away . . and you made an exception . yes . . you made the exception.

I did  Took me weeks to let it go

Weeks?

Yah I placed her assets up against her minusesshe had very few On a scaleriding a teeter totter minuses pedaled their legs in midair  No way down 
So I let one go
                  To confirm your thinking  I made an exception

She was exceptional?

  Clever  She was Evidently her flaw was apparent only to me my eyes my tastes

 


You going to say?

You have my admission 

You’re killing me.
                   Please I’m begging . . say.

Yare begging

I am begging.

  Beggin    Awright
                                 She had bird legs midthigh up she was outrageous  topped off with a miraculous brain imaginative sharp cut like a honed butchers blade

Bird legs.

Genetic met her three younger sisters  All three    She coudntve done a damn thing about em

So you made an exception?

Really big of mehuh
                     Wha a pig

1619,  Saturday,  25  6. 22
1143,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  29  6. 22


Your grandfatheryour namesake  would not approve of your . . . you.

  Your point


I thought . perhaps . . you’d might consid . .
. . Why

Your grandfathe . .
. . Died when I was a boy

I knew your grandfather when I was a young man, he impressed me. 

Anya believebelieve you can speak for himwha he would think of me
                                                                         Arya that twisted to believe Id listen to you speak for him thirty years after he died  A lot of water significant historyAmerican history has passed under the bridge Possible he wouldnt be the man you remember

You’d embarrass him.
                         He might not be keen.

I doncare who is or isnt keen on me
                                     I don dance like a monkey for family or the tyranny they presume they have over me


We don

he glared but he didnt say anything

Were don he turnedwalked away oblivious of the eyes at the back of his head that may have wished they were gun barrels

1816,  Twosday,  28  6. 22
1008,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  29  6. 22
The Staple Singers  Respect Yourself  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pYKdqD1ls