Do you remember the Hass'?

Cant say I do

Really? They lived behind you across the alley.

I remember a middleaged couple didnt see much of them though  that hedge grew at the back of our property

You’re kidding me . . you don’t remember Mr. Hass spanking his wife on the backsteps, taking her over his knee and spanking her with his bare hand, calling her naughty, “my very naughty wife.”

at that moment he wished this wasnt a telephone conversation 

                                                                 His naughty wife

Yes.

     They were muscular cracks on the ass.   I saw.

An I have no doubt I believe you

                                  He spank her for something she did wrong

Yes, like we’d get spanked as children, laid across a knee.

I got spanked bare ass standing up Got to choose which of my fathers belt hed use  Met a guy out here Walker Walker   know this  ahJerry  Jerry had to go out into his backyard an pick the switch his old man would use on him

By the bye also German

Yare German

I am.

he was still wishing this wasnt over the phone  he was already missing her expressionthe expression on her face he wouldnt see 

Did it occur to youobviously not then though perhaps now  Mr Hass wasnt punishing his wife

Wasn’t?

No

He spanked her, spanked her on the steps, out in the open.

When he let go of her did she immediately go into the house

She did.

Did Mr Hass immediately follow

He did.

he wish he wasnt on the phone

                                  It occurs to mewould have occurred then had I seen it  I thinkI believe rather you witnessed their foreplay

                                      Foreplay?

Yes

Yathink? 

he was missing it  really wished they were face to face

                                                           Yes  Definitely

Hass is a name that was selected from vocabulary words by government officials when surnames became compulsory Its from hadu h a d u which meant battle or strife The German nickname for a bitter or vicious man Middle High German was haz h a z wondering if hazing came from it Ill have to see be that as it may haz meant hatred Crazy background to ones name

              Any idea what your surname might mean Supposedly mine was given to makers of curved wood staves that were fashionedbound for barrels

 

 

her surname was a medieval given name that meant "the descendant of little Bilo" when extrapolated was bil which meant sword  apparently two edges

little after 1540,  Saturday,  29  1. 22

1124,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  2  2. 22

TA cubed  giggled his best impersonation of either Beavis or Butthead  whadafuck is that

What? she asked

TA cubed yaknow squared cubed quarted to the fourth power tesseracted though to the power descriptions beyond cubed are pretty worthless

     I don’t know, I wasn’t good in math.

Ah

   My apologeez I liked its abstractedness  Sucked in geometry not a linear thinker

TA cubed?

Yes

     I thought youd capture TA before now as well as you know me

I’m hung up on cubed. she sounded distracted

Two cubed is two times two times two eight Three cubed twentyseven then in reverse the cubed number of twentyseven is

Are you asking me?

The cubed number of twentyseven is

Duh. Three.

Ya got it

          T and A

Aah, I do know you, tits and ass cube . .

. . Glorious isnt it

Really in your element huh?

I am but its more glorious because it was your telephone number as a little girl  Whawas TA for

Talcott.

Mine was Newcastle NE

                                  AwChrist Recognised we were alive before area codes were created

Now that you mention it, yes; simpler times then.

Im grateful we had them to enjoy

little after 1504, Saturday,  29  1. 22

1315,  Twosday,  1  2. 22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUWxNS_XDWQ 

John Coltrane Quartet  Wise One  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYE-kn5GR_0

he walked into the livingroom as he crooned with the radio playing through the television

                                                                                            Would you shut up, I can’t stand that song.

Thas abrupt Its a good songI know the words

I don’t like it.

              he set his jaw funny maybe he was going for a gritty bulldog look came off as a pug

Hall an Oates brother White soulwhas not to like

I don’t like it.

Hmm Adamant redundant   More to your reason than just dislike

What, you gonna psychoanalyse me?

Me no  ya havent the depth  I were to toss a rock in your puddle all the water would be displaced

his jaw slackening he eyeballed him instead

                                                 I don’t have to suffer your abuse . .

. . Abuse abuse youHA  seems yare at yourself don need my help

You interrupted me. the eyeballing hardened

                                                I don’t have to suffer you because I don’t like it. I can’t dislike a song?

Lemme guess The lyrics

                          You can rely on the old mans money Yare a rich bitch girl  his face went flat the difference between a suit of clothes an cloth  Rich bitch girl got ya triggers ya

I . I wasn’t . . was not triggered . .

. . Crap  Yawere 

I was not triggered. 

Methinks thou doth protest too much

                                       Truth triggers

some seams appeared in the cloth

                                    What are you talking about?

Cant go for thathuh

                     No can do

What the fuck are you talking about?

he glanced up at the ceiling around turned threesixty on his heels Theres fuckin echoes in here

                                                                                                     Yawere sayinsayin ya don like Rich Girl Hall an Oates My turn to echo Cant go for thathuh

he was clueless

                  It’s a shitty song.

I thinkNo I don think I know  I believe it cuts too close to home

a suit of clothing again he glared

he was no Medusa

Quit Got a bug up your ass speak out 

                                        Yet another echo Cuts a bit too close to homeforgive me for sayin so if rich bitch girl makes you feel it taunted your sisters  it also taunted you

But truth be known as I said truth triggers I relish it  I knew rich girls whose Daddy plied their every notionwhim every wish any damnthingatall they wanted Daddy spoiled them Disgusted me

                                                                               Thats not to say I didnt bone them but that was as deep as I would go Afterwards I was a cool  frankly I shunned themshunned them because I knew their old man wouldnt accept me It was mercenary  The sex was transactional  couldnt be anything more

                                                                                                        I wasnt mobbed up not like them not like Irish Dagos Jews best I could be was muscle A rare first generation Pole rose above that

a breeze through a window tumbled between them

Mobbed up? he sounded incredulous

Ya

Mobbed up Jews?

Ya kiddin me

              I was in New York City twice seven years apart Aside from Jewish papers which was correct they posted sizable advertisements admonishing Jews to only marry within their faith in the Post the Daily in the Times  They can fuck a gentile but not marry one If that aint mob I don know wha is

I don’t think so.

George JDL Heard of themJewish Defense League Early Seventies Teacher George He was no warrior He got involved with them before they radicalisedbegan leaning to violence everyone was leaninginciting violence George realised he was in over his head wanted out Jews must think blood in blood out Frightened George asked me for help I got some fellas together When JDL came for Georgea few more than he expected  they didnt expect his initiative We heaped busted up an unconscious Jews outside his condo

                                                              Muscle

If that aint mobbed up I don know wha is

the words hung between them

Man you were a rich bitch too

1340,  Sunday,  30  1. 22

1036,  Twosday,  1  2. 22

Hall and Oates  Rich Girl  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmHE65RAkSY 

I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccenFp_3kq8 

John Coltrane Quartet  The Drum Thing  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4WLQ9uHDno

celebrities come an go

righteously this cat went

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf-G6TUv3ck

better luck next time around cowboy

1940,  Monday,  31  1. 22

Trumpvirus  American deaths  910,104  https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/ 

Man havem allhave each an every gawdamn one of em  they aint got a thing Im interested in

You’re nutsyou’re being ridiculous, of course they . .

. . DO   Don flatter yourself  They got whaya want an whaya want an I want are crazy different

Crazy different?

Nuts different

You’re being ridiculo . .

. . Am I

You really don’t think you are?

Im not

       Yare anya don have to forgive me yare superficial man Ya like the frosting on the cake coud give a fuck wha cakes inside

You’re not fond of cake.

Im not but were talkin bout wha yare interested in

You make me feel like I’m on the outside looking in.

Coud wish ya were lookinreally lookin

                                             Horseshit  Cuz yaint

Could you be more precise?

Cant teach a blind man to see

Im not bli . .

. . Ya are

               Obnoxiously so

Then knowitall, spell it out for me.

Newsflash Gussied up girls  Yer cock an balls get twisted up in a vise by airbrushed painted women blemish free

We all got blemishes Yare tickled not to brush them off let it ride

You’re knocking beaut . .

. . Im knockin cosmetics

                           Im knockin skin deep beauty

Ultimately Im knockin high maintenance

As opposed to . . 

. . As opposed to a girl fresh from a shower shakes her hair out dresses steps into the kitchen to share coffee with yaBam off an runnin

You’re full of shit.

Open yer eyes dude

1848,  Saturday,  29  1. 22

1901,  Monday,  31  1. 22

Bachman Turner Overdrive  Let It Ride  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKSUQ9ANoOE

he confessed somebody note the time the date get it down hes confessing 

                                                                                he confessed he thought off the rails was cool sprungdislocated from tracks unshackled unmoored all things or anyone who might try to stop one from disembarking

barkingbark BARK  AWHrouh were useless

   off the rails

railing

       screamincryin

he was wrong

Off the rail! a command It’s not made for you to play on. 

                                                         Get down get off . GET OFF!

it collapsed

           the sound sickening   in that moment  seemed long discrete seconds tick  tick  tick horrible ghastly screams tick tick blur of colored clothing tick blur of horrorcontorted faces 

                                                                 theyre gone    silence

couldnt hear their bodies strikesplash the cliff face brokendoll sledding pinwheeling HIT bottom  he watched them explode couldnt avert his eyes  witnessed                                                                                                                                brokeneggs oozing together spattered oozing separate like thin tentacles

earlier he leaned against the railing 

it felt stout

he had his picture taken

  usually didnt pose

                           under the headline TRAGEDY 7 CHILDREN DEAD the local newspaper published a stark crystal clear photograph  in the foreground the paver walkway  stretched between sandbagged sawhorses were bright yellow barricade tape CAUTION and POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS cherry red ribbon DANGER KEEP OUT against a background of empty pale blue sky

1639,  Monday,  24  1. 22

1024,  Monday,  31  1. 22

Beatles  (George Harrison)  I Me Mine  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seqaTuXkqFI

  Hmm    smidge

                    he preferred it to smidgen an n shy anchovy occurs to him is it an n or a n  an n or a n an on an on anon anonymously  certainly not Al-Anon 

                                                                     smidge

hed not be budged off a smidge

he wasnt stubborn 

more likely snubborn

                      his tabula rasa scribbled all over turned scribbled turned scribbled turned scribbled  not an uncertain or paltry palimpsest  Pal right  did him no favours  pal imp limps best

not stubborn

               just saw more than was intended misunderstood their intentions which he believed was misfortunate their intentions were closed snuggedtight doors  while he saw them as doors flung agapeflung wide openopen to interpretation

                                                      whohe then whole wholly was an interpreter  a translator couldnt help himself a transslanter transplanter why should transers transirs transmaams have trans all to themselves they ought to welcome him with waiting arms to 

                                                                                                Aah  a smidge of their territory sometimes  unfortunately   terroritory  

1041,  Sunday,  30  1. 22

https://lucian.uchicago.edu/blogs/mediatheory/keywords/palimpsest/

Im in orbit

         HA a seattlelite   That’s not how it is said or spelled.   No it is not  Im playingIm having me some fun at no expense to anyone  ansince Im not expendsive expensive  no expense to me eitherr Like it   Misspelling.   Yes  but I said I like it  Mind your own business  

cracked his knuckles You are my business.

         sigh  he was just going to have to ignore him or her or herr or frau or dough ray me faut sowha lay tit dough

their arms fell to their sides You’re ridiculous.

Im just having me some fun as I said earlier

                                                Leave me be for a bit Ill letya know when Im back

Where was I   Ah

   Im in orbit

I am a mundane circulatingcelestial body  very smallSmall

                                                              hard to see unless someones specifically looking for me  

   I woanderround circlecircuit throughout day to night

                                                          only visual in the evening

My daytime anticsHEY myantics semantics semenantics   Oh stop! yare really getting ridiculous now.   I asked ya to leave me be  Im riffing   Riffing, our ass, you’re pulling us down, pulling us apart; asunder.

                                                                                                Were done here

Ill letya know when Im back

they shrugged looked hopeless  it was   I have our best interests at heart.

  Yado

          Ya do

  where was he    Ah

   semenantics  My daytime antics are fadedswallowed up in the light of day dark side of the moon quashed

                                                                                                                 But unseen doesnt mean Im not there absence of evidence isnt evidence of absence A E I E A a e i o u & sometimes y

I am

         I am pregnant

     Im in orbit

                  better than in an obit                                                                                                                            

 

Da End  That’s all Folks! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZVJSWb2XL8

Im baack

1739,  ReggaeFriday,  28  1. 22

1327,  Saturday,  29  1. 22

Sound of Music  Do Re Mi  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drnBMAEA3AM

Blackbear (Ft. Gucci Mane)  Do Re Mi  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38bNPeE_hA8

Antic Hay  https://www.londonfictions.com/aldous-huxley-antic-hay.html

semantics  https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Informal-semantic-graph-of-the-terminology-related-to-semantic-measures-It-structures_fig10_277328095

  Ooo ooo

            he sounded like Car 54s police officer Gunther Toody despite oooing in his head  he hopedcrossed his fingers one democrat seated on the Senate Judiciary Committee might wryly irreverently asks President Bidens black female Supreme Court nominee

                           Do you like beer?

1607,  Thursday,  27  1. 22

                                                                              907 preferred to 2107,  Saturday,  29  1. 22

nominee Kavanaugh   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUX86Uo1nsg 

MSNBC  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPULKpF1Z48

Don know much about history

Don know much biology

Don much about science book

Don know much about the French I took

                                        Yah Cooke  that was then this is a now

Don know much about QAnon

                                a cabal which doesnt seem to know much about anything other than itself

   but he knew

               knew it was full of shit

expouse parables levy metaphors one could put them in a tailspin  What’s that? Huh?                                  

their membership grinds teeth over big words

had to feed them slowly feed them smooth pureed baby food feed them something they could suck up

easy to swallow 

  digestible

it hadnt teeth to chew  masticate

                                 No  I said masticate not jesus masturbate   Wha clowns 

he didnt know much about QAnon except they were believers

led by their nose most Faithful are fucked up

1931,  ReggaeFriday,  28  1. 22

1115,  Saturday,  29  1. 22

Sam Cooke  Wonderful World  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdjgj5A2gOs

Jon Stewart  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTeMFnhJjWw 

Monkees  I’m a Believer  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv2MLlZKarM

Wha wha wha  had he said

                                    Whad I say

You’re asking me what you said?

                                      When?

Just a while back the thing with a friend

Thing with a friend.

Aww tha aint helpnot restating wha I said

                                                I said about havin something with a friend

What friend?

Girl  girl friend

Girl friend or girlfriend?

Look at you So happy you know the difference between the two

Hanging out with you I’ve learned there’s a difference.

Yes Positively

                    Had something for her

Something?

    Yes       A fling with a friendNo

No no, you don’t use fling . . not that I remember.

It kinda rhymed

                        Freak with a friend

I’ve heard you use freak . .

. . No  Thats not it

Not it?

No

     DAMMIT clutching at straws fingering a friend fucking a friend   Rhymes

Nope. I can’t remember . . rhymes.

                                      Rhymes with friend . .

. . Yes

Sorry . .

. . Yare no help

That’s what I was going to say.

                                     Man, it’s really bending you.

It is  I know  I just gotta say

                                HUMM with a friend HMM with a friend  Friend

Don’t look at me.

Sorry Wasnt   Was looking through yaI know this HUMMM  with a friend

                                                                                Awshit GOT IT

Got it? What?

                         You’re killing me.

Affair with a friend

Affair, affair with a friend . . rhymes.  Was that so hard?

Hurt my head remembering it

Was it that important?

Memorys always important

You pointing that at me?

I don have to pointyour memorys shit

                                       Ooo ooo lemmesay lemmesay it now or Ill forget  Yasay youll work on it but ya don

You know why?

Ofcourse I do

Why?

Because ya don wanna work that hard

                                              Affair with a friend Good to remember

A girl  friend?

Yes

That memorable?

That memorable

                  Never saw it coming   Unexpected    The best

1701, Monday,  24  1. 22

1339,  ReggaeFRiday,  28  1. 22