Oh, excuse me.  he quickly shut the door and pondered a way he might cleanse his eyeballs and brain short of plucking out his eyes and having a frontal lobotomy performed on him

                                                                 Jeffie Clark & Drumpf in a 69clinch on the White House carpet gobbling each other up

2029,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  4  8. 21

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a37221038/trump-doj-jeffrey-clark-georgia-pressure-overturn-2020-election/ 

transcript of letter: https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-doj-georgia-clark-rosen-donaghue 

 

Economist Paul Krugman points at Floridas FREEDOM to be unvaccinated or Im an ENTITLED WHITE CHRISTIAN MAN in the face of an evolved Delta variant of Trump virus  

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/02/opinion/Covid-Florida-vaccines.html

2119,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  4  8. 21

he walked up on himhe ran fifteentwenty minutes late 

he supposed hed find him leaning over his cellphone

he was

       he was oblivious to his surroundingdidnt even hear his approach on the steps to the wood patio outside the coffeeshop 

he sighed Dick  Addict 

                          Wha are ya doin

he startled JESUS . . man, you got to sneak up on me?

I didnt sneak

              Ya couldnt hear me over your fixation with that in your handyour studied hemming and hawing  Whas up

I’m pondering this new dating app.

New Yare on two yah

Yeah. But I’m trying this one out too.

Twos a party threes a crowd no

Give me some space, would you? I’m new to this stuff, learning as I go.

                                                                          You ought to get on one so you’re not critical of me, speaking from ignorance – as you so often accuse me.

As yaknow technically impossible An evenif I could I wouldnt Thereby I am deliberately happily ignorant Ya don look so happy

That’s because I’m still learning the rop . .

. . Suffering its learning curve  Looks like it hurts

                                                           Coffee

It’s my turn.

Nah Im late Let me treat you lover

he looked desperately around the patio 

                                         Would you quit that shit?

Yawanna cup of coffee or not

he grimaced Yes. Please.

The usual A tasty shot of hazelnut syrup for my sweet

eyeballs bulged  FUCK. Yes.

One or two fingers

She knows, they know what we drink.

Yah Were boring

Speak for yourself.

Yah Corrected

               Yare enthusiastically boring  Ill be back anthen you can explain wha the hitch in your gittyup is 

inside he ordered The usual

                              Laconia smiled  she was Cambodian  which meant her smile was luminous against her brown skin  they took coffee there for her smilefor her husbands feigned surliness and that their shop was across from the treed grassy mall before the onehunred year old City Hall 

Ya get that knocked out

                         he set the papered coffee cup down on the yellow metal café table beside him  Kanpai

he took the coffee raised it

                             Kanpai 

they sipped 

So whas the hangup

Age.

Whas the hangup

You deaf.

Carry on  I expect ya know wha ages interest ya

I gotta choose in ten-year increments; forty to fifty, fifty to sixt . . 

. . Cant enter thirtyfive fortyfive fortyfive fiftyfive

No. The app only allows decades.

Why not disregard the app an in yer info deliberations write Legal an Alive cadavers need not apply 

                                                                                                         Although on second thought  don negateprejudice cadavers  lubbedup juicedup theyd be willing participants given their arrested state 

You’re sick.

Dude be brilliant astonishing  a lightbulb freakinlightning   

                                                                Gauche is a matter of taste

 

very possibly 1601,  Thursday,  22  7. 21

1415,  Twosday,  3  8. 21

 

euthanasia

                  its kind to euthanise  BE KIND, EUTHANISE! 

to put an animal out of its misery is humane

yet the Humane seem indignant when someone commits suicide

                                                                  asif that person hasnt a right to the singular thing they truly possesses

                  their own life

its not that everyone enters the world on par

maybe if everyone entered equally

the Humane might have a bitch

                                bitch “You’re making us look bad.” bitch “You coward.” not that anyone other than that person walked in their shoes or times no shoes at all 

maybe if everyone entered the world equally 

Be kind, euthanise!

                     everyone should have a right to a peaceful nonviolent nonhorrific death 

everyone ought to have the right to euthanise themselves

                                                              a euthanist not a tainted possibly unforgiven suicide

Whats to forgive

1041,  Twosday,  3  8. 21

 

Cuomo Trumpian 

                    youd think that equation would sicken him

however he knows what he knows 

anything outside the sphere of his head is untenable  not viable                  

he wants what he wants

thats his prism

1632,  Twosday,  3  8. 21

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Awright Yaneed to shut your mouth rightnow 

                                                 Or post it  Post at your site or whatever its called where ya place your you-need-to-know-this-about-me on-line dating info

What’d I say?

Yakiddin me  Whadya say

What did I sa . .

. . Do you listen to yourself when you talk

What’d I say?

HINT HINT  HINT Not a gamechanger

What’s not a gamechanger?

Fuck me 

         Understandplease  Im struggling not to pith you like a biology class frog for dissection  Im afraid yer workings got creepy wobbly gears and cogs  not functioning gray matter

What’s . . not . my gamechanger . .

. . Gamechanger  Dealbreaker

Yeah.

Howdaya fuckin breathe

Breathe . . . that’s pretty critica . .

. . Anyet ya havent a clue 

                          Clueless

What did I say, Jesus Christ, how many times I gotta ask? 

The fact that you gotta ask . . you . yasaid it 

You going to say?

Fuckinright Im gonna say 

                            Im gonna make a tshirt for you . .hot pink emblazoned in bright green letters  An Im gonna make me a tshirt so we can walk around together so people can see the heads and tails of it

Its not a gamechanger its not a dealbreaker  it aint okay you have no interest in a blow job

                                                                                               Youll wear a tshirt that reads I’M NOT INTERESTED IN ORAL SEX

Mine will read BLOW ME 

Yeah . well . . I also posted I'm not interested in someone who smokes.

A false equivalent

                 Equating smoking to having your cock sucked CHRIST

Man  get yer head on right

1508,  Sunday,  1  8. 21 

2155,  Monday,  2  8. 21 

Zappa  Camarillo Brillo  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNJQFbkOjkg 

 

So whaya think about cats getting a hunred dollars FOR GETTING the Trump virus vax

I’d think getting the vax ought to be plenty, shouldn’t have to incentivise people.

Right

      If they get a hunred we ought to call our congressman to get ours too

That’s not going to happen.

No An it shouldnt

So why bring it up?

Cuz it crossed my mind Remember fifth grade Remember when the teachers separated the girls from the boys we got an hour in the gym girls went to the auditorium When we returned to the classroom all the girls were carrying little white paper bags an guarding them with their lives They refused to talk about em

Yeah. I remember. So what? 

I want mine

Yours?

Yah I want my treat bag

You know what was in the girls’, right?

I do

    But I still want mine I want my brown paper bagdon have to be fancy an I want it filled with assorted sensation rubbers lub a pint of whisky one or two girlie mags  and  a   joint

                                                                        I want my brown paper goodies bag 

Christ.

Christ nothing  Id share it

1500,  Sunday,  1  8. 21

prefer 323 to 1523,  Monday,  2  8. 21

 

Stupid is as stupid does

                            or maybe in the candlelicked dark of night Stupid does Stupid

he wasnt fond of Stupid no matter how she was skinnedup

nothing floppingwiggling around inside her skull like a bowl of slick ideating eels maybe id-eating  dont ring no dinner bell

he wouldnt be on a hustle

 

a friend with a friend like him who needed enemies couldnt follow his logic

                                                                          Come on, man, she’s hot! you wouldn’t want a piece of that?

Im not saying she isnt attract . .

. . You’d kick her out of bed for eating crackers?

She wouldnt make my bed

Are you crazy?

No

Because you don’t think she’s sharp? you don’t like what’s between her ears? 

She strike you as sharp

Has nothing to do with it.

It

It.  What?

           Where do you get off . .

. . Don get hot under the collar man Ive got a solution  wannahear

A solution? he sniffed snorted briefly pinchedtweaked his nostrils  What do you got in mind?

Got an ape cry

An ape cry . . a gorilla cry?

Yah ya conclude with pounding your chest with your fists

What are you getting at?

Whos the better man

I’ll fucking own you.

Put up or shaddup

he threw his backlaughed then drew forward on the chair towards him and erupted  a violent Whowhowhohahahahehahahah BAM BAM BAM

                                                   he did a great ape

not as good as he could 

but he wasnt competing

That was lousy; what a lousy ape cry. Miserable. 

                                                    I won.

Yadid Handsdown I cant compete with you

everything was a competition with him

he was easy to play 

I won!

Yadid 

       Ya get the girl if you can win her 

in his absolute glory he misplaced their contention

1723,  Reggae Friday,  30  7. 21

0954,  Monday,  2  8. 21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tldGgGFe194 

Kinks  Apeman  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRHqs8SffDo

  

Whar the hell ya think yare going not that he expected an answer

the spider an appleseed wannabe stopped in midsteps its got eight legs 

                                                                                 it showed him six palms handsup asif Don shoot sheriff

anytime he catches a spider working its way along the cleavage of the ceiling and wall on invisible skeins towards the shower out of appleseeds distant corner above the sink he halts them

                                                                          Stand down bucko reverse field

maybe theyre following her latent pheromones or graffiti she scribbled she tried committing suicide three timesthree times he thwarted herblotted her up off the tub bottom with a quicktorn scrap of toilet paper and set her right sideup on the window ledge under the sun under the screen to dry and unbind her lengthy legs gams   appleseed was a huge daddylonglegs

 

he or she brought his or her hands down slowly

                                                 and asif he or she understood him they reversed themselves and wanderedsauntered back to the revampedrestitchedrehung web

he liked their cocky sauntering

                                gamely showing him their spinnerets returning to the web was their idea  he just happened to finish his showerpulled the curtain back as they were gallivantingNothing more

however for him looking to the wall above the doorway into the corner was a kneejerk reaction

     NO SPIDERSUICIDES ON HIS WATCH

                                                   appleseed beat that into his skull      

1326,  Sunday – Lughnasadh,  1  8. 21

 

it startled himdidnt wake him didnt cease his dreaming  but aroused a keen sense of curiosity that played inside the dream

              the dream mutedcontinued like passing scenery outside a car window 

timeknot

         he didnt recall if it was saidwhispered  if a dreamedcharacter had said or he heard it inside his dreamedhead

    or if it appeared in text 

what is timeknot 

shaped like a pretzel

the unknot Gordian knot   Alexander the Great hacked through

a diminutive bar of soap thinned by use coffee evaporating in a carafe leaving residue redwine in a goblet hornets building a papercomb beehives anthills lichen growing shelves mushrooms infinitesimal Change strands spiderwebs bluejeans fadingeffacingshred 

      timeknot

               thosethings which greet us everyday though are prone to be ignored

not that they give a shit 

                        anif they couldnt give a shit why are people desperate to be known

asif anonymity is a disease

asif recognised

                for good or ill 

is an achievement 

timeknot ticked ticked ticked ticke . .

                                              the car stopped  he got out intered the dream again   Yamiss me

0954,  Sunday,  1  8. 21

1303,  Sunday – Lughnasadh,  1  8. 21

https://www.upi.com/Archives/2001/04/10/Scientists-untangle-legendary-knot/3570986875200/ 

 

Nahnah no   No

                  he tried to take the pen out of his handwhenever he got high he wanted to expound illustrate his arguments on paper 

                     it wasnt his intention that their conversation would entertain logic equations he was of an illogical bent Improbable elbowed Possible out of the way without a polite Excuse me rudely shoved it asidepushed it down on its face from behind  no love loss

You don’t get to say No, it’s modus ponens, bro; if P then Q, if the antecedent, P, holds, stands, then the consequent, Q, may be inferred.

he shrugged dismissively Ya speaking English

You’re a funny guy. 

                      he sketched as he spoke  It’s simple: if R, rain, then W, wet. However if you flip the consequent, W, it isn’t valid to infer R, rain; something can be wetted without rain. 

I follow I follow I was simplysince its simple referring to the Irish anagain asalways I was being derogatory  playfully

You have any Irish friends?

I do

And your playful remark flies with them?

Yamiss the friends part 

                         Its in good fun they slam me for being Polish a polack a twoway street man if ya dish it out ya gotta be able take it 

                     Ohwell lookie lookie  another logic equation 

Oh look at you, so clever.

Butya couldnt let it be ya had to scribble on paper

                                                     If I  Irish  then F A  fuck anything  Its better realised said out loud than written down 

what preceded the tete de tete was a conversation he related to him that he had with his niece the evening prior about her pup

         After she rolled through seveneight hell nine breedsdid you know doggie DNA testing is a thing   What? No. Really?   Yah like the National Geographic spit in a tube test you took  howya make a dog spit  offer a bone  swab slobber   Really?   Ive no idea but thats how she knew the breeds her pup was madeup of

Anywho  she pausedI think she was trying to catch her breath an I said Its gotta be somewhat satisfying the test results didnt reveal Neanderthal                                                        

Ya couldve heard a pin drop

She didnt know how to take it 

I . ah, I . have Neanderthal in my genetic makeup.

I know I know youve said 

                          Gotta be satisfying ya donhave German pinscher in your lineage 

he gave him a dirty look

AwferChristsake  Its a joke man a joke 

                                          However  knowing that Neanderthal shows up in DNA tests confirms the Irish will fuck anything We coexisted for fiftythousand years baby

                                                                 Plenty O time to make mischief 

I suppose that speaks to fact that some guys will fuck anything.

Guys

     Whadaya talkin bout

You said Irish.

I was referring to lassies

Thursday afternoon,  29  7. 21

2338,  Saturday,  31  7. 21

https://www.fatherly.com/gear/this-nat-geo-dna-test-kit-is-crazy-cheap-right-now/ 

                                                               

 

he didnt think it was going to happen

he didnt think that Losing my religion

was ever going to be beat or usurped

it happened last night

                        he was listening to Ali Velshi interview Dr. Murtaza Akhter of Florida International University who was visually distressedagitated by the surge of Republicans Delta variant  his ICU was filled to brimming with Unvaccinated patients  he remarked candidly that his resident frustrated with the glut confided

                                                                                                I’m losing my empathy.

2222,  Reggae Friday,  30  7. 21

1134,  Saturday,  31  7. 21

R.E.M.  Losing My Religion  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdFBpMv4a8o

  

   carcrashes

    carcasses

  cadavers

    carrion 

               like a battlefield massacre on the turnpike  

                                                                          Should have taken a plane

lightly salted cashews

an unremarkable Bloody Mary

an unappealing cellophanewrapped sandwich tray

the going-to-be shrew sitting beside him who was at her laptopon her cellphone like she was one of the last remaining people on earth 

                  he didnt wanna hear about her birth control though he was happy she might not breed he didnt wanna hear about her failed romances her sex toys who her yoga or pilates teachers were the best vegan restaurants in LA SanFran Houston Atlanta 

                            concluding her foray No  foray wasnt too strong  he resurfaced to take a breath of the canned recirculated air she played the movie showing in the headrest before her too loud  it bled out of her earphones

on second thought

                     the carcrashes carcasses cadavers carrion on the highway were preferable

he wouldnt have to resist the temptation to commit murder

1324,  Thursday,  29  7. 21

(Just say that the election corrupt and)

leave the rest to me . . 

                        the latest entry to the Formers pantheon of braying heehaw heehaw

it joins 

         I alone can fix it 

and 

      I’m a very stable genius

  to be fair the Former also cited cohorts Ohio Congressman Jim Jordan Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson Pennsylvania Congressman Scott Perry

                           wannabe oligarchs

 

speaking for himself it was perversely appealing and satisfying that Former so effortlessly castratesemasculates himself with his tongue

1556,  Reggae Friday,  30  7. 21

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/30/us/politics/trump-justice-department-election.html  

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/07/trump-rnc-speech-alone-fix-it/492557/  

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-im-like-really-smart-a-very-stable-genius 

 

Come come, you knowyou must know . . how wacky you can be when you wakeup startled; sleeping soundly like a baby one second then bawling in the next . .

Ya asking or saying

Maybe . .  both.

Ah okay gotcha  Then Ill assume you prefer I be sympathetic

To save me from being pathetic?

  Ohmygosh

                  Soitenly

Yeah. Sure.

he laughed the Sure came through the telephone line like a snake sighing fainting

                                                                                        Thats a significant Sure

Yeees.

        Siignificant.

Ya got a serpent thing going on over there

Serpent?  What?

Yah ya fully awake .. .  or is this where I can make somnambulistic trance suggestions  which wont do squat for me a waste  anticlimactic

                       Though very possibly climactic for you which then afterwards youll definitely collapse an fall back to sleep  an sleep hard

I’M GAME!

             not so much a somnambulist

Awright right on

                        Anawa a ay we go . .

                                                           YOWZA! the phone dropped

Mission accomplished

0141,  Reggae Friday,  30  7. 21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqZZIDk2c_Y

Aww he upset the room  again

                                   but he was in the habit of upsetting people  he tried to make them look at the dark side  he disdained the brightly polished side

                                         Oooh shiny shiny because thats a bill of goodsthats the crap they want to sell BUYER BEWARE an because its so lavish and attractive few are going to flip it over look at what is preferred not seen 

Take a good hard look 

Im no sucker

              telling a room he wasnt implied they were they knew ithe knew it that was his intention when he insulted someone he was specific no Offramps no distractions

he pointed his finger

fingered the button

                     GIVE ME A CAR THAT I CAN GET KILLED IN

                                                                     it was a scream that someone might be insulted if he got killed

finally someone muttered That’s really stupid, man; counterintuitive.

Actually . . its accountability

                              People drive like idiotsdrive fearlessly  Auto manufacturers pricetag cars for electronic conveniences survivability  they wanna take the wheel out of your hands

Gimme a car with keys to unlock the doors slip in the ignition I wanna manually roll windows up an down that forces me to think  think which ones I want rolled to where before I go on the road an dont give me a collection of airbags so that the interiors like a romper room bounce house  Im from the school of hard knocks  of responsibilities  accountability 

I prefer having skin in the game

1544,  Thursday,  22  7. 21 

prefer 110 to 1310,  Thursday,  29  7. 21 

Let Go  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGHAjoVUQjQ