Hey he tapped his coworker on the shoulder as
they passed him to the other register
Look there he pointed Thats something you dont see every day
they watched a manmaybe the epitome of grunge
enter and disappear among into the spirit racks wearing a shitbrown tshirt putridyellow letters on it
back
it read I SMELL DEAD PEOPLE
Im asking
Im asking
Youre not
You wouldnt
No
Why
I dont wanna know where that conversation goes
Go Hey he smiled Imagine where itd End
Youre not really going there
Im familiar with himI expect if he has his choice hell come to my register
If anyone has their choice they come to your register
Stop
Im telling you man Ive had people let others in front of them to buy their liquor just so they can make their purchase with you
Go on
Im not kidding Its weird Ive had people let two others go before them so they can buy from you
Must be my cologne
Your
cologne(guttural)
No its how you engage people The stuff that comes out of your mouth is wildWould you rather bungeejump or parachute What the hell
No its how you engage people The stuff that comes out of your mouth is wildWould you rather bungeejump or parachute What the hell
I happened to be thinking it as they walked up No reason I should suffer my thinking alone Hell My youngest daughter has done both My eldest has parachuted Rock climbers too
Just happen to be thinking it isnt reason to say so ask a customer
They aint brain dead greases the transaction makes it memorable wouldnt you want a memorable transaction
I dontwha unreel I dont unreel unspool that way
Nice way of puttin itthank you Ill happily take unreeling unspooling Feels like Im fishing for the Big One
Fishing Are you fishing
Im conversing Just because Im behind a cash register dont mean Im bangbangbang rote punching nonexistent keys on a touchpad GIVE ME HONEST-TO-GAWD BUTTONS Dont know about you but working this machinethis passive-aggressive employer is like playing one-arm bandits in Vegas but not yanking its arm pushing buttons I like the one-arm bandits that arm-wrestled you and sometimes beat you and uttered Give me all your money bitch Those were the days
Those were the daysarm-wrestling a one-armed bandits How old are you Been to Vegas
27 Yeah I have You push buttons
Yapushbuttons! Once upon a time you arm-wrestled bandits Like once upon a time you could wander an airport concourse and greet family and friends as they deplaned Or as they left and could watched the plane pushed back and wave at the porthole they were behind You couldnt see them but they could see you
27
You were on the cusp
Too bad you cant remember the time
Too bad Americans have gone soft Fearful Gone acquiescent havent challenged the meager authority that prances around like its shit dont stink It stinks Seems people are afraid to say so they cowerkeep their heads downdont want to make waves
You aint afraid to make waves
I aint But I was taught I was free to challenge authorityquestion it If it didnt have the answers why should I follow it
I was raised to go along
Go along
If you were raised to go along then you can go along with me It appears I SMELL DEAD PEOPLE is coming to you Elyse Ask him
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