Fadder I sez
I sez Fadder Ey appreciate ya meedin wid me
Ya probably not really likely ta
know me Dou ey know ya Yaknow neighborhood taktak Ey know ya gotta job
sez ya gotta listen ta da tak tak
But I tink ya aint really all about knowin us hard Ya know us in da bigger sense
as ya been taut
as weeben taut ta expect from ya
at de at de Ey
know des Ah De seminary
Strange ey tink Semen-ary Don know bout you souns funnyright ta me
But ma point ya bout ministering souls
Da
life heer is hard
An fok heer too hard
But wees all cut aint wee everwhar sa ya sez
ada same clothYea
Mebbe ders cleener cloths but dey da same kinda cloth
Yea
Yea Ey tink so
Anyway
So tankya Fadder
Ey appreciate ya meedin wid me heer In ya house yer Fadders house
Round us dis city round us
Yaknow
Isa shithole been a shithole ey tink when ya com Tak tak sez ya was an older man when ya made
heer
Ya began older
Mebbe called late eh
Ey don tink a
younger man woud wannit
But Thars a reason why ya cam Eym not innarested why ya heer But mebbe mebbe if ya lookin for a lil sumptin perhaps a touch a sainthood
Mebbe ya can hep me an ey can hep ya
Ey hope dis shithole my wards don offend ya Eym a big believer in callin tings wha dey
are
Ey
aint offended eys born in dis shithole But
namatter
Ey wannata meet ya as ey sezs on da fone Ta offa ya a proposition if ya woud
An if ya woud as by any legit proposition Eyd make it wort da Churchs while
But yad hafta com out a heer Out a dis house
Ta hep me hep ya
Innarested
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Ya believe in Gawd
Den
ya believe in evil
Ey don yea Ey believe in bad Yea
even badder bad
Ey believe in da supernatural
An given wha eyve read priesty stouf ey believe ya got da juice ey ned for a bad
aspect eyve discovered
Ey ned lots ey tink lots an lots ifan eym right
Ifan eym wrong well ya
can hep yasef to it long as it flows eh
Unless acourse ya havent a lang spell in yer bag
Den eyd be botherin ya fer repeeted blessins
Or it don wark an den my badder bad disappears me Eyve no problem disappeared
Peeples in
shitholes disappear all da time Our
wirth aint wirth da while ta find out whar wees gone an it easier
ta tink wee
left fer greener pastures as it weer eh
Funnyright ta me Dou ey tinks
lots a life is funny
Like
Hendrixs Along the Watchtower who feel
dat life is but a joke
Man if only he rolled onto his face when he
vomited
but
den wee may have been disappointed as he grew old
Woud be hard to be a disappointin
artiste eh
Sorry eym whilin round an round
tinkin aloud boren ya Sorry
So Fadder ya com out ta me place
Tink it oer
Ey tink yer my best chance Yer jewjew
ha better den otter fadders ey tink
Ya worry
hardest yer brow sez sa An ey ned strong jewjew warked strong
Ey don know ifn eym askin sumptin
hard an ey ned ta know frankly
reel quick
An den ya too coud tink ey left
fer greener pastures
Escaped dis shithole
Eyd wancha ta tink ey escaped
Dat be a nice tought eh a nice tought Fadder
Eh Da
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