she placed the stick in her urine stream

she wasnt notoriousshe didnt sleep around

                                            but when her itch – as her father called it – kicked in it led her around by her pussy  assheassumed a guy would be led by his cock

Lucky fuckin guys  she mused as she held the stickkept her fingers up so not to wet them 

she wasnt offended by urine 

                             shed been initiated  golden showers  a humourous lover whose humour fled him when she straddled his shoulders and urinated on his throat and chin 

                                                                Lay still she said Im being careful  she was managing her stream and bladder so not to urine on his lips in his mouth  which by his resulting distemperhis haranguing whining  she wished she had

                     Ya got yer nerve  its all fun and games when yare pissing then flipped around you the reci-pee-nt  she could be clever  though wasnt the clever bitch he accused her of being

Yasay bitch

he didnt say I did he didnt dare say I did  but the look in his eyes spoke volumes  she cracked himsplit his lip with a beautiful right cross her father also taught her                                                                                                                             Fuck you

now fucked she wasnt playing any games with her health or sanity

she Kegeledstopped her flow

brought the stick up from between her legs

remaining thoughtful of drips she finished her pee 

Well there you have it  she said out loud  Thats confirmed two things for me  There is a God  and he hates me

she was knocked up  HCG revealed the + on the stick  Human Chorionic Gonadotropin  she hated that she knew that 

but her father did 

but not for long

shed make a doctor appointment

heads Mifepristone  tails Misoprostol

if she talked to her fatherknowing him hed lean Misoprostol

she didnt have to ask

hed lean to Misoprostol only because they liked miso soup when they had sushi and because he was a comedian  in the sense that if possible it was better to laugh than cry

he was right  she was fortunate to have options

miso had clinched it for him let him off a flight of stairs at a restaurant in Capitola  she told him he couldnt come down unless he could pronounce in Japanese a dinner item for each step

at the top of the stairs he was on a roll though he was keener for sushi and sashimi he related what they shared for dinner  hamachi kama  step  separate hiyashi wakames  step  maguro otoro me honmaguro you  two steps  samon  ikura  uni me  stepstep step  hotate you  step  he threw in ika and tako although they had decided long ago they wouldnt eat tako octopus  likely it was smarter than they  step and step

                                                                                         Ahoh

Last step old man whadaya got she was impressed  Im impressed  

Donbe  Its only because yare putting the screws to me

You do well under pressure

Only because I saw a menu anIve got a full belly 

                                                       Ah miso  Anjust for the fuck of it although it wasnt on the menu . . 

. . Sometimes ya gotta ask

I agree  Natto

OhJesus

Arent ya happy I didnt ask

YES

 

he leaned Misoprostol but suggest rather the Mifepristone because Planned Parenthood which he supported encouraged it    

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