I went out for my walk today. his father said he had called his father rarely calledrarely called back when he left a voice message on his landline

                                           no cell for Daddy-O

Chicago winters arent as brutal as they were when he was a kid

his father talked about a neighbor he runs into frequently who walks their dog

                                                                                    Their eyelashes are beautifully long.

Your neighbours

    My neighbor’s a gentleman.

His eyelashes are beautiful

The dog’s.

Theres nothing wrong if you find your neighbours eyelashes are long an beautiful

The dog’s.

The dog is male

The dog is a girl dog.

The bitchs eyelashes are beautifully long

You ought to see them, they’re gorgeous.

    Happy we settled tha

                                     Have to tell you

That was disturbing, son.

Disturbing

               How so

That my neighbor would have beautiful eyelashes.

If he did  woudya tell him

No.

Woudya think tha gay

No.

So you woudnt compliment him if he did

You were telling me you had something to tell me. equivalent to a pilot ejecting from a crippled aircraft

Yes

     Yesterday afternoon I was driving over to a local lake to walk around it bout a mile with a friend

Went to make a right but as I did an old man with a walker an old dog on a leash walked out in front of me

    Didnt bother to look

Maybe he didn’t hear you.

You wear your hearing aid when you walk

I don’t.

Then maybe he didnt hear me  He appeared a contemporary of yours

                                                                           Not as goodlookin  Or beautiful ifya prefer

Oh my, thank you for saying so. ignored the bait

Youre welcome

                     Crossing behind him I rolled the window down and called to him    Mister

Excuse me

he stopped doddered hafwayround eyeballed me oneeyed

Whos walkin who

He didnt say

Turned back to his walker the dog pulled at their leash off they moseyed not a care in the world

You walk like you havent a care in the world Dad

I haven’t a care.                  

                      Although, I have an appetite.

1414,  Wednesday,  7  1. 26

1119,  Thursday,  8  1. 26

Aerosmith  Walk This Way  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaQOWH3GpHg