Whawastha  he crooked his head nearer him

    What?

Whaya said

Catsup.

Woudya mind

                    Again

deliberately  Catsup.

Ya have a decidedly   Southern  pronunciation

                                                          How do you spell it

As it sounds.

K  E  T  C  H  U  P

                             H  E  I  N  Z    Tomato ketchup

No.  C  A  T  S  U  P.

                           The way it is supposed to be spelled, not the way Heinz markets it.

We grewup on Heinz

I spent six years in the South.

                                They’ve retained the original spelling.

But you returned North an have been here decades

                                                         Bad habit

Couldn’t say you’re the first to have said.

I wouldnt if you hadnt asked me to pass it to you

                                                     An who the hell puts ketchup on their hot dog

Me.

Sliced tomato

I saw.

Yellow mustard

I saw. Forget your Grey Poupon.

Irritates you for likely the same way it irritated me to hear your say ketchup

                                                                                 Poupons for coldcuts

I see.  laughed

                       You ought to try the catsup. I doctored it, cut it with A1 Sauce.

No foolin

Try it.

Wha do we hav . .

. . Try it with a French fry

Smart

           he dipped it ate it    Didnt see tha comin

Tasty

Sis ‘bout lost her shit when she tried it.

                                            She said it was heaven, better than sex.

We can agree its been awhile been too long

                                               You buy her tha vibrator you were threatening

I didn’t.

Id be happy to throw in with you

                                     I have lesbian friends who would be able to make awesome recommendations

Thanksgiving afternoon,  27  11. 25

1026,  Sunday,  30  11. 25