before saying so he was humming I’m
in Love with My Car by Queen
Man, I’m
in love with my bidet.
Really In love with it
I am.
First time I saw oneback in the Seventies I thought it was a drinking
fountain a queer fountain but one nonetheless
Stop.
Im tellinya thas wha I thought
Youre in love with it
I am.
Ive not used one
Haven’t had the opportunity?
No Plenty of opportunities
So why not?
Not interested
If you used one . .
.
. Id be wiping my ass with a towel rather than toilet paper
No thanks
You don’t know what you’re missing.
Youre in love
I am in love with my bidet.
Im in love with my balls
I’m ignoring you, it’s great for hemorrhoids.
I havent
I do.
Then irrigation sounds
tremendously appealing
Tellya wha When I do I will
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