Such a kidder

                  has a temperamental toilet

protein via legumes didnt shit heavy metal meatshits

evacuated

            he turns the water on to flush the toiletwatches as the level simmersup a whispering watercacophony  then pulls the handle down

wait ansee

    kidder humourist   teaser

                                    sometimes

it performs like toilets worldround perform  perfunctory  duly    deuces disappear

                                                                                          sometimes

he has to kill the water so the bowl doesnt overflow

                                                         anwaits  patiently      patiently

FACKhas to use the plugger not heavy metal meatshits

                                                            ansometimes   seriously

just before reaching for the plugger like reading his mind the bottom falls out

he stoopsturns the water on to complete the flush

closes the lid

taps it gently 

                Yathink youre so cute

washes his hands

everythingeverything in his life is animated alive

                                                       while what will be black coffee percolates he feeds his cats inanout washes their plates has it timed plates clean coffee ready he pours himself a cup but before picking it up leaving the kitchen he strokes the percolators flanks and thanks her for making coffee for him

    life animated maintains and thrills him

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