his kidbrother called
they were five minutes in he thought Oh
Christ Not this again
could suppose their ears were within
intimate proximity despite twothousand miles apart
marvel of cellular phone technology
No no I said
Jeff was suffering tendonitis You havent suffered it
No. Not tendonitis. Tinnitus.
Had a terrible bout,
lasted months, actually went to see a doctor he prescribed some medicine it
backed off only occasionally now was driving me nuts
Ahbro You havent far to go
Funny.
Youre a riot
he crossed his fingers his
ears brothers ears were waging a standup comedy bit as at the party the night
before
his ears had been
outrageous
Gogol wha Who
What?
You said some kid you grew up
with His last name Only Gogol I know thas itno more syllables
letters Russian writer Dead Souls famous short story Viy means evil spirit The Nose
What are you going on about?
Awright Okay Take a breath
What was the kids name you just mentioned tha
you grew up with
Go Go Weigold.
Go Go
Not Gogolweigold
No. Go-Go was his nickname, his last
name was Weigold.
Nickname Wha the hell is it with you an nicknames Where I grew up they were few an far between
Kids didn’t have nicknames? That’s
nuts.
Seemscorrect me if Im wrong you were in charge of makinem
You know, if I think about it, you’re
probably right.
Unfortunate Youre not clever betya nicknamed a fat kid Skinny
I did.
Oozing cleverness Not
We
called each other our given names
Boring. Missed out on a great
childhood.
If ignorance is great Yah
Not
ignorant.
Childish Namecalling
Whatever.
You still go by yours
Go Go still go
by Go Go
No. He died about ten years ago.
My condolences
On his headstone
Are you kidding me? Of course
not.
How will you recognise his grave
I don’t go to cemeteries.
Arent your parents buried
eyes
narrowed They are.
Anya don visitem
They’re not there.
Yathink they bought plots with
the intention that family woud
I’ve no idea.
Nothing?
Tacere
What do you mean?
Goes without saying better left
unsaid
Jesus
I’m a riot?
Without a doubt
You really think so?
I know so
I keep waitin for you to kick
off your standup career
I’m not doing standup.
No
No.
I intend to do sitdown and make the
audience stand. he tried to muffle his chuckle
See Riot
Im sorry brother Ive gotta cut this short have a meeting to
attend
Loco?
Its local
Which?
Exactly wha I thought
they brayed like asses
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