he knew exactly where this had come
from infiltratedinvaded his dreams
Towhee salmon
theres no such thing
but it insisted there was
You’re
talking to one.
he was talking to a
fishan awfully animatedexcited salmon
had seen that same
headsame face on Pacific Northwest totems
Towhee salmon
Thas whaya said
Yeah.
Okay
this conversation was set in motion
by Gunther Grass The Flounder a
retelling reimagining of Grimms fairytail coudnt
help himself Von dem Fischer un syner
Fru The Fisherman and His Wife had conversed that evening with his daughter about it she pickedup a copy from a Free Library in her neighbourhood
the fish was so enthused he said
he was willing to talk with anyone anif he didnt hed burst
Anyone
Yeah. Saw you were available.
I was asleep
Fuck you. You’re a conduit.
conduit hed be called lotsa names his whole lifewouldnt rise to the bait but never
he imagined connedidiot
NO. Conduit.
You got potatoes
growing in your ears?
that was his mothers line
No Can hear just fine
Good. You’ll never guess where I just was.
Wipe your fins at the door before
you came in
Of course. I maybe be rude, but
not crude. I saw your shoes in the doorway.
Thank you
Of course. Where?
I don have a guess
I woudnt have
guessed this
I was in a boil the spawn drove
my nose into the redds gobbled eggs sipped split milt. Glorious!
Soya wanted to stop here to say
tha before you died
Died? I ain’t dying.
Thaswha happens
You’re misinformed.
No Ive seen it Seen it happen in the Kenai streams in Ketchika
. .
.
. laughed Ketchihan.
Ketch me
if ya can, you can’t. Those poor, poor slobs.
Not me. I’m Tony the Salmon.
Tony
Yeah. The Salmon.
I thought you say towhee
No.
That’s a bird I look like a bird?
I thought perhaps there was a
species called Towhee salmon thas eluded me all these years
Maybe all your years have made
you dense, inarticulate.
Maybe
Or maybe you an I ought to thank our lucky
stars were having this conversation orya woud have burst
Spilt milt
You like that.
I love it
Think your cats smell me. Gotta go or they'll eat your face.
Awwell Thanksmebbe for stoppin
My pleasure Tony the Salmon
Don’t ya forget it.
early AMish, 2sday,
28 5. 24
1219,
2sday
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