talking on the phone

                       Now thas a Christmas tree I wanna lay eyes on baby You squeeze off a couple of shots for me an share em  Isnt some technology amazin

You’re certainly picky about yours.

If I was as picky an eater Id starve

What do you mean you don’t have a microwave, Joe.

No

    If I did Id only pop popcorn in it

I use ours every day.

Which Id expect Da

                      Livin with Sis tha minimises risks of you accidentally leaving something on the stove Microwaves turn themselves Off

She explained that.

I imagine Rather safe than sorry right

                                        he was reluctant to use right felt right lead argumentsbrought people into wormholes they wouldnt ordinarily have entered if someone used right with him he cut them off at the ankles he felt right was just as rude

Right Da

Yes. Right. Correct.

Atta boy

          You have breakfast

I did.

Wha

      What did I have?   I had something.

More specific

I had breakfast.

Are you hungry When you wake in the morning youre usually ravenous

                                                                             Hungry

I’m not hungry.

Good sign  Any crumbs bread crumbs cookie crumbs on your lips your beard . .

. . I shave. You’re the one who wears a beard.

Progress

           Coffee

First thing in the morning. You know me.

Hardboiled egg cold cereal

                             Or you can lie to me an Ill shaddup I woudnt know the difference

It’s cold outside.

Tis the season Oatmeal   Something to stick to your ribs

Yes. 

     Oh a cinnamon roll.   Two actually.

Good An youre within a stones throw of lunch

                                                 Sandwich Glass of milk  Milks a standard

Yes yes. I have soup out, crackers.

Sounds sumptuous  Got your bases covered

his father wouldnt starve he had a hollow legpacked food away

Ill text you a couple of photos.

A looped nylon seam up the back

                                    I have an unopened packet Sis found at the back of Maws closet  She probably thought theyd come around again

You have garters?

Why keep nylon hose without garters yah

                                             Will always remember her asking me if her seams were straight

Great memories.

Yes

I have a nylon.

Swell

       So thas my contribution Whas yours

Mine.  I’ve a knottedthat’s important . . a knotted driedup condom I splashed some Christmasy color on.  I’ll see if anyone notices.    

1706,  Reggaefriday,  24  11. 23

1254,  Monday,  4  12. 23

Bing Crosby  It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3vMisNaqd8