I think . . I think it was Mark Twain
. . .
Wha arya looking at
Im
listening
Was it Twain?
Was wha
Who referred to God and Him
creating all the loathsome bothersome creatures, flies, fleas, ticks, lice,
leeches . .
.
. Women
Women?
Excuse me I interrupted Carry on you were on a roll lice leeches
locust Ohmy
They beset us
women
threw him off his gamefrankly anything
coud
What
was I saying?
Lice leeches . .
.
. Yes yes! Injurious to us feeding off
of us vile. They assault us and God . .
. . Assault
Kinda strong
You don’t feel assaulted?
Possibly irritated
Irritated? That’s a lousy choice of wor . .
.
. Assaulted is better
It’s more accurate.
Semantics
Lets keep movin along otherwise
well become embroiled in our age-old argument my favourite he
shook a shouldernodded awaited acquiescence
My
favouriteyoull like it more inline with
your verbage
What? he was displeasedlooked expressioncountenance
body language like he wanted to debate
Candiru
What?
Can-dearie
Scientific name Vandellia cirrhosa
What the hell is that?
A little motherfucker can follow
a urine stream swimup male female urethras Think a narrow lap pool got a spines on their heads think togglehook Best wear a tight swimsuit ifya dip in the Amazon
Dammit!
An God cuz I think yawanna pin these assaults on Him
Yeah, becau . .
.
. A moment something else
What? his face gettin ruddylookin tortured
Another thing Hes responsible for
What?
Viagra an priapism an aspirating a
swollen penis with a needle
Jesus . . .
Anwhy these crittersthese chemical medical treatments
You think there’s a why?
There is
What’s the why?
Because Hes got a sense of humourHes
a funnyfuck Hes laughing Mrs God asks What are you up to?
I’m just messin’ with ‘em.
Can’t you leave the poor things alone?
No. They’re mine, I can do
whatever I want with them if they had a better sense of humour they might not
be killing each other. Looking crosseyed can get ‘em shot.
Mrs God pauses then giggles
You’re such the impsuch a trickster.
Aint I?
For millions of years they’ve been
freakin’ hilarious.
You look mighty proud.
Yeah. I’m a proud Pappa.
God has a sense of humour?
Gawddamn right
But seein I don
believe in Him allows me a pass I slip
His attention appreciate an laugh at His irreverent jokes His best joke
Human beings
Whabout Twain
What he said about God, that God
could have averted all these assaults against us . . he’s supposed to be a
benevolent God.
off his phone he read
“Persecute
the sick child; settle upon its eyes, its face, its hands, and gnaw and pester
. . better than assault or irritate . . and sting; worry and fret and madden
the worn and tired mother . . cuz Daddy aint gonna pull his weight . . the tired mother
who watches by the child, and who humbly prays for mercy and relief with the
pathetic faith of the deceived and the unteachable.”
I thought you couldn’t get the
internet on your cellphone.
My daughter taught me how to turn
it on an off
Perfect time to irritate you
I
think irritate is the proper word
330PMish. Reggaefriday,
7 7. 23
1739, Saturday,
8 7. 23
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