Your bath towel is frayed.

You were able to dry yourselfyah

Yes. But it’s frayed.

Yare frayed

   What do you mean?

If you were a towel given your wear an tear though functionalstill putting your best foot forward  whawoudya do with you

You’re comparing me to a towel?

Sharp  Just putting the shoe on the other foot 

                                                    In this circumstance whawoudya compare yourself with            

Nothing.

I thought so 

It’s not sightly.

Doesnt have to be 

                      It was functionalgot the job done dried your fanny

Yes.

Then wha more do ya want Its a tadbit frayed but functional 

                                                                    Lotsa of pretty things aint

For example?

Some dog breeds Bred genetically tortured for the sake of its appearance Thas dismal  I woudnt have a dog but if I did a mutt a vagrant  Lady an the Tramp  Tramp did awright   My cats in an out are feral 

This is a ridiculous conversa . .

. . Thaya began 

                 You think Im unaware  Theyre frayed    Goes without sayin

   I was just . .   

. . Ill repeat myself 

                      Yare frayed

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