Where you heading, babe?

they just entered the market

                               Im goin to hit the head 

Hit the head. 

              You know that sounds awful. 

I didnt create it  Is wha it is

If you spent time in the military . .

. . An I woudnt anya know my Dad and brothers did  Lingos acquired

   It is. she gave him a wry smile there was some humour in it Go hit your head. 

Thank you 

as he walked to the restroom it was located near the front off to a side he was laying bets odds with himself whawould greet himwoud it be clean woud it be open the door shut the door crossback to the Courtesy Counter and advise a cleanup not on an aisle but in the Mens Room Id recommend whoever they are thathey wear a HazMat suit  someone youll excuse me sprayed diarrhea all over the commode the stall walls 

                                                                           yah   unforgettable 

he pushed the door open with the heel of his hand

immediately he saw the partition between the sinks and urinal was torn off the wallwhich might confuse some guys some mightlike sprayass take it to mean the sinks were game too 

                                                                      some might  men were idiots 

   no matter he wasnt 

                         then proceeding like his father who raised his boys by example the properprocess to urinate began by hawking a loogie deeplyclearing ones throat asitwere clearing their pipes and spitting it onto the cake prelims behind you urinate ponder what graffiti you might scribble on the pale tile wall before your face flush wash an dry your hands 

turning to leave he saw the partition was leaning against the wall where the door opened towards

figuring it had been apprised he didnt approach the Courtesy Desk 

the bathrooms let out onto the fresh vegetable section Organics were closest  HMM

looking out into the market at the far end of vegetables he saw an attractive womanher back to him never hurts to admire a goodlookin woman making his way towards her she turned sideways thoughtfully looked at a list in her hand Sonofabitch

                     his wife also never failed to catch his eye

walkingup behind her he grabbed her ass

she didnt flinch make a sound 

                                Whadahell   Yalet people grope you 

No. 

     But your grope is very familiar. 

Damn 

        One of these days it wont be me 

And there’ll be a dead man in the green groceries. 

Jesus

Yeah.

Well you can imagine how grateful I am my grope is familiar

Yeah. 

       How’d it go?

It went 

        Odd thing though

she was selecting fresh mushrooms 

                                      murmured What’s that?

The partition was torn down off the wall

Hmm.

I know wha have surmised wha happened

Yes.  Happened.

   Yah Gloryhole wasnt big enough 

Jesus Joe. 

You were listening

1500,  day-between-2-Ts,  7  6. 23

1050,  Thursday,  8  6. 23

Tom Jones  It’s Not Unusual  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-HdGnzYdFQ