ohJOY I was matched on Tinder   I found out through email

Are you on Tinder?

No I have no idea wha matched on Tinder means

Come on, really?

Don look at me like tha ya know better 

she cleared her throat 

                      It means that you and someone else on Tinder both swiped right, the app . .

. . Stop stop  Stop right there 

                               Swiped right

Swiped rightcome on . . you don’t know swiping?

   I know since I raised girls they had to wipe front to back front to back for the obvious reason

Jesus. she shook her head  A great example of wipi . .

. . Thought yad think so Im keepin ya present

Quit interrupting me. Please. 

                              gathered herself  You’re the one who doesn’t know, you’re usually one who likes knowing. 

It’s a brave new world.

Brave aint the word 

                      I apologise   Please

SWIPING paused to see if he had something else to say confirms that you and whoever approve of each other.  A match.  

paused againwas sure he had something inane to say As a match you can contact each other using the app’s messaging platform.

The apps messaging platform

Yes. Tinder.

Ya subscribe to it or wha a freebie 

It’s a subscription.

Anif I didnt subscribe I couldnt right swipe 

                                             What the hell   Fishing phishing  Then for unknownknown numerated scaled reasons someone socially inept takes a bite at the apple or is snaggedcaught their mouths hangin wideopen  agog

   I don’t know. 

                      she winked at him Though you’d have to admit you’d be one real heck of a catch.

1003,  Sunday,  11  6. 23

Jo Stafford  Fools Rush In  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alu8WT1a2HE