22.11.22


You’re kidding meya gotta be kidding me.

No

Lemme get this straight . . you . youactually went on-line and found a date.

found tha tickled him he smiled as he answered I did

You actually rolled his eyes met someone who passed your obscenely stringent, chocked full of dealbreakers . resume?

Not wha I call it aint applyin for a job

You meet for dinner?

No  Coffee

Wouldn’t even pop for dinner?

Yare the one who likes to impress don confuse you for me
                                                             Coffee he coud see he wanted to refute him but theyd had tha conversation too many times

How’d it go?

Fell on its face

She passesI’ll assume she . .
. . Absolutely  Ill assume is my line yare who isnt absoluteShe

Quit . you’re always taking me off track.
Then stay on it  She

Awright. She passes muster . . 
. . On-line

On-line.  She post a picture?

She did a recent headshot full body shot

So she was physically appealing.

If either isnt physically appealing dealbreaker yah

Okay okay.
                She passes muster and it fell on its face.  How?

She took a new job

That’s good news . tending upward?

It is

She looked like her pictures?

Outperformed them

Awright . . then there was some dealbreaker?

   Yes
          Her job

Her job? eyes bugged Man, everybody’s got to eat.

They do She will

   You axed her because of her new job?

An immediate irreconcilable difference I wasnt gonna waste either her or my time

You didn’t even get through coffee did you?

We did not Unfortunately she asked Wha do you do? despitewhich I appreciate offered wha her new job was 
Shes working at Twitter

   First . . . you literally pick a girl up whowho was very attractiveyour words . who sat down on your lap and had been sitting on your lap and you set her down on her feet, patted her fanny, sent her away . . . because she was a life coach . . and this one, now, because she working for Twitter?

If the first then why the stupid question
his eyes bugged again Stupid question?

Stupid question 
                   Ya need to clean your ears

   You’re so fuckin brusque. 
Dealbreakers a dealbreaker man  Unlike your four five

0931,  Twosday,  22  11. 22 

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