I might not be the sharpest tool in the sh . .

. . WOUD  YA  STOP

                       How often do I got to tell ya to quit diminishing devaluing yourself  I miss how ya think thas appealing to women

I’m being honest. I believe modesty is appealing to . .

. . Selfconfidence more appealing

                                    Not as you keep putting out there  Im oldernot  I almost lost my balance fell on my faceNOT  dating yourself

                           Cuz yakeep that shit up an you will be dating yourself  taking you home after dinner an movie for a couple of stiff drinks then off to the bedroom  scented lubricantIm sure  smeared  to tug your cock

REAL MEN DON MASTURBATE

Yah they do

 

Are you done?

Im irritated  Yah

Let me finish.

Coup de grace

No.  he sneered

You know French

You don’t have to know French to know what that means.

Look at you  selfassured

                             How fuckin attractive

Thank you.

Youre welcome

                   Yawere saying

I was . . but you keep interrupting.

Excuse me

            Anfor future reference feeding you a line Wit  women dig that too   Theres no excuse for you

That’s good.

Try it on for sizeExcuse me

There’s no excuse for you.

Fuck came out of your mouth like it was born there

Thank you.

Youre welcome

                            Yawere saying

Ohyes, I was.

he doubleddownhard so not to roll his eyes

I was saying.

 

Tool shed

Tool shed?

    Im not the sharpest . .

. . YES. Got it.

Blow man so it doesnt escape ya

YES.

       I’m not the . .

. . NO

Right. NO.

            I just want to say that I understand what your bailiwick is.

I have a bailiwick

You do.

Sharper than me  Please

Your job is to efface cellar door as the most beautiful word it’s two . . word in the world.

Whellshit

           Ya got something there

Yes. Cute cunt is more beautiful, and all the other words you’ve coined to usurp cellar door despite Tolkien saying so.

Anwhas euphony fall under

I know this.

Ya do

I don’t know this.

Hint

No thanksplease tell me

Phonaesthet . . 

. . That’s it!  Aesthetics

    It is 

          Bailiwick   I like that  Thank you for granting me that

You’re welcome.

Now grant yourself equally  Be confident   Understand its sexy

Is it?

Don yawanna be sexy

I do.

Its sexy

not the sharpest tool grinned

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