Strike-on-the-Box matches are like yanking your dick rather than stuffing it in a cunt

If yare waiting for an apology

                                Itll be a cold day in hell or snow in Miami before youd get it from him

Diamond Strike Anywhere wood matches get minimised why

                                                                Because shipping entities say FedEx UPS got a bug up their ass suddenly  the matches were dangerous goods were hazmat  shipping prices went through the roof  Bunch of cuntish corporates dicktating terms and conditions

                                                     Theyre the type that wouldnt light cigars or barbecues with matches

they have to use sleek butane lighters  everso stylish  bluejet flame

Don care for suits          

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