for years he watched one football game a week 

received one station NBC on his television

it carried the late Sunday night game

he muted it to a mumble to avoid hearing Collinsworths ceaseless surmising his inane banter wasnt there a carnival somewhere that needed a barker a snake oil salesman 

                                                          then tantamount to that muted muck were the crap commercial breaks when they cut to break he went into the hallway out of sight of the screen and did exercises pushups planks situps he didnt mind athletes making millions of dollars playing the game rather them Labour than owners who prior had their foots on the players necks however he resented athletes doing endorsements for millions more Advertising was impressed they had it in their heads that jocks were celebrities influential 

                                                              although he couldnt say he was ever induced led around brainless by the nose to buy a damn thing ever hawked an that went back to when he was a kid watching cartoons

commercial breaks screwed with themNot again! had he learned the word fuck earlier he would have spewed it

USAA acronym  disliked them United Services Automobile Association not so sexy for United States military members and their families

               unless all military members are scraping by with IQs edging on eightyone  why is Gronkowskis hamming-it-up So cute, huh? televised multiple times every game as he saw heading into the hall

had he his druthers hed voice-over CHA-CHING of a cash register a one-armed buttons now Las Vegas bandit paying off

the cha-ching isnt for viewers rather the lackluster millionaire Gronkowski

Gronkowski was quickly catching Collinsworth for his disdain

1807,  Sunday,  2  1. 21

1528,  Monday,  3  1. 21