rubbed him the wrong wayhe deemed it common sense

                                                         anwhen his common sense was defied he was short

hed been too long in customercare to tolerate faults he quickly remedied them

the young man had his back to him leaning against the counter before the cash register talking on his cellphone

                                                                                                                    had he worked for him hed be taking his act on the road good thing he wasnt ever moved to join management or head a bevy of greedy underlings whose first priority was themselves Teamwork Suck my dick he managed to work himself into standalone tedious work no matter having to work was always tedious  an given his headnobody looking over his shoulder he performed nearly flawlessly head an shoulders above his cohorts 

                                       Excuse me Lance bout jumped out of his skin might teach him not to stand with his back to the door

he turned rapidlybugeyed

                           Ohshit, man! you startled me.

Startled Good  I could have brained you It come in

Come in? Come in? buying time buying time like a myna bird or an echo wasnt buying him shit

                                                                                                         What come in?

Wha we discussed over the phone three days ago Five o nine You were in at Four I gave you time to get things in order for your shift before I called before the afterwork rush

Three days ago?

You took my email Said youd email the following day 

he shook his head as if trying to ward off unconsciousness from a nearknockout punch clutching the ropes with both arms only the referee between them keeping him off

                                                         Email?

Knee Deep Hop-Deranged

Ooh shiit.

Lance he felt like he was going into dialog from Fight Club The first rule about Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club The second rule about Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club . . .

                                                                          Understand this in your capacityyour job Do not make promises you cannot keep Anif you fail your promise I did not solicit it you ought to be mortified apologetic come up with something fifteen seconds ago about how yare rectifying it

Poor poor Lance Out of his league

                                 You have my email When it comes in Im buying two the second halfprice Rectified

Got me

I got you . .

. . I thought you had me

                          Im disappointed  Have a good night

short an sweet

               fingers crossed  memorable   

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