Whadafuck

             how did this one get by him 

Roxy Music

’73

In Every Dream Home a Heartache

obviously he wasnt as sharp as he thoughthe almost choked on his beer a third fortified beer on top a flittering butterfly-flight highOH MAN

                      the lyric blew past him like a Mack truck unaware he entered the crosswalk  the driver stoned or on his fucking cellphone 

                       hed rather be killed by a halfcocked driver than a cunt on their cellphone  but one doesnt get to make those choice  think of all the horseshit deaths people have suffered 

                                                                              although he could be convinced they may have m9ssed M9 best mate  better than an M8 mate or skipped those multiple-choice questions on their way wandering into life the questionnaire neatly tucked up inside that pretty blue cover

                                                                       blending right in with the background works  hed apologise if someone elses background was another colour  his was a metallic bit-deeper blue than babyblue  maybe it forecasted his eventual sex

                             Who knew  whos Who

the lyriche thought he heard it right Yahman  he caught it by its tail Inflatable doll/My role is to serve you

I bought you mail order/My plain wrapper baby/Your skin is like vinyl/The perfect companion/You float in my new pool/Deluxe and delightful/Inflatable doll/My role is to serve you/Disposable darling/Can’t throw you away now/Immortal and life size/My breath is inside you/I’ll dress you up daily/And keep you till death sighs/Inflatable doll/Lover ungrateful/I blew up your body/But you blew my mind

that shit was right up his alley

                                 it was possibly the bad habit he enjoyed  mortifying buddies on their birthdays before their parents family wives and children

                                         couldnt begin to say the number of times he ended up in the pool with the kids using her as a floaty  

the latter ones he gifted obviously couldnt be used in a pool  they were too damn evolved

                                                                                               guys bitchedmoaned whined spirited her out of the room  but they didnt ditch herdidnt give her to the kids

they shared the lingerie with their wives a little later

                                                      he wasnt one who could buy women clothing but he knew what lingerie their wives would look good in 

great tune

            he was happy he finally heard it no matter the many years later

626 better than 1826,  Saturday,  14  8. 21

1708,  Sunday,  15  8. 21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4uzAADWe00 

Niia  Made for You  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmS6FJKpEQI