just when he thinks hes outhas escaped sexcapades hes flung headlong back into itup to his eyeballs or buried to his neck cant beat the view

                        an old girlfriend once told him While you’re down there look for my car keys; I’ve lost ‘em again.

there are worse places to be

he was reading Unwell Women: Misdiagnosis and Myth in a Man-Made World by Elinor Cleghorn 

page 85 Chapter 6  Contagious Pleasures

time place character

elemental for writing

1850  Robert Lee

                    “. . the speculum-denouncing professor of midwifery at Saint George’s Hospital of London . .” 

“What really lay behind detractors’ objections was the fear that the speculum would unravel the tightly laced sexual morality of Victorian women.”

“For some gynecologists, the speculum threatened to unlock Pandora’s box. Many believed that if a woman’s vulva, vagina, or cervix were stimulated by the speculum, her body would unleash a torrent of sexual urges that she couldn’t control.”

that was a loaded end-of-paragraph beginning-of-paragraph eyeballpeeler

                                                                               a speculum threatening to unlock Pandora’s box

it was unlikelynot that the Gods of Mythology werent clever or creative that a type of speculum might have existed to penetrate her box the first he heard were found in excavations of Pompeii more likely heavenly dildos existed that could have pried an quivered Pandoras quim

in mythology the box wasnt actually Pandoras 

                                                 if memory and trivia served him correctly it wasnt Pandoras to open it was her husbands  naughty naughty Pandora so according to men she was fingered for unleashing all the worlds ills and by all intents and purposes fingered women for all time

                                                                according to men

                                                                                    because men notoriously need fall guys and many men are too vapid to realise or understand that if they havent a fall guy then its he  such he-men  which closescinches the circle hymen which returns him to women and is definitely destroyed by digits dildos and speculums

that those uptight physicians ofcourse they were uptight they were Victorian believed that women couldnt manage their unleashed torrents of sexual urges JESUS theres a gal hed like to meet is fictitious

                                                                                    but what a fantastic bill of goods to sell to purvey  Stand back there, you; you’ll get your shoes wet, shouts the pervert at the helm 

    Christ

           he wondered how women put up with men

they could have strangled them with their umbilical cords

he thought at the very least they ought to be grateful

maybe next time around

 

Twosday early afternoon,  10  8. 21

1147,  Reggae Friday – Friday the Thirteenth,  8. 21

The Irish Rovers  The Unicorn Song  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfhZ4rw6R4g