just when you thought a guy couldnt stink worse

this guy lit it upstinking to high heaven

possibly unrivaled  

                   ticked it up a fat degree a deep notch and he worried that the stink might not come out of his clothing

he may have to burn them

start from scratch

not really  but it certainly made him think so  

he knew he couldnt bury them

the earth would resist

hed dig a hole in her one day and not days later shed excrete them 

shes not as hapless as we might think

she wouldnt want any part of itshed already absorbed more poisons than she could ever have imagined vile concoctions unimagined in nature

                         What does that say about us?

he actually gagged when the slovenly man cut him offstepped rudely in front of him tossing a gappedtooth grin

there was plenty of sidewalk 

                              but maybe the jokester there are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke thought that because he had his nose in a book that he didnt have peripheral vision ears to hear or sonar an aura that picked up spatial disturbances 

he cut him off

his stink nearly cut him down

he was inure to himself Limburger cheese doesnt know that it stinks but Limburger doesnt get up shake a leg stroll about unwrapped

beyond his gag  Christ man gag   Get cleaned up

halfturning he snarled  I do as I please.  another gappedtooth grin

not much left to doNo  to counter this bane Careful man watch yer step he said as he kicked his heel and tripped him with his own feet  however possibly he might have exaggerated his own stumble over him stumblingdriving his elbow his weight on his head slapping his temple to the concrete 

Limburger went limp under him

kneeling over him he cried SOMEONE CALL 911  THIS GUYS OUT     HELP

a bigger crowd might have gathered if Limburger didnt put them off they heaped up then backpedaled tripping over those pressing up behind them CHRIST gag  sputter  What’s that smell? Is that him? Ohmygod.

                                                                                      amid that milling discombobulation distress he got off his knee brought his book to his face and walked off a masked man in search of his sidekick  emerging from the fragmenting spiral he kept to the line he was on before Limburger interrupted him

why people took issue with his walking and reading was beyond him

it wasnt the first time 

                       though it was certainly the most unique

0747 & 0751,  Twosday,  15  1. 19

1250,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  6  2. 19

Elton John  Dirty Little Girl  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj6lFN9YHW4