he was readinghe was always
readingwalking and reading reading this reading that a fucking voracious readeralways
was he joked seriously he owned enough
books that theyd be plenty to make a funeral pyre and reduce his bodyeven
his femursthe largest bones in a human body to grit bypassing any need of running his
remains through a cremulators steel ballbearing or rotorblades think blender
he was reader
an adjutantobviously to his addictionreading
had been the library
the library today is a different
place than when he was a kid the card
index is long gone shit was online when he applied online for particular books or
material and they were unavailable he made a point to walk over to the towns library
and question the librarian why what he was looking for wasnt available just to make sure that the librarythe
crucible of knowledge hadnt devised a kind of censorship often books he read were questionable or inflammatory
or erudite Johnsoneselook it up
while reading When They Call You
a Terrorist: A Black Lives Matter Memoir he found in its pages the mention of Spike
Lees 2000 film Bamboozled which he hadnt seenhe was too damn busy then for
entertainment he wondered if he could get a copy through the library
going online he entered Search:
Phrase: Bamboozled
the program asked: Did you mean Bombycillidae?
yahwhaddafuck
HOW did Search know that he meant bombycillidae whats
that sounds like a disease HOW did Search know that he really
wasnt interested in a satirical movie of a greasepaint blackfaced black mens minstrel
show
Comon Search throw up your nonhands and admit NOdont offer
me an option worse an absurd option B – o – m is not B – a – m
Bombycillidae Genus a
bird a waxwing a passerine bird which means its feet are adapted for perching
just like his feet are made for
walking
to be fair if Search hadnt fucked up refused to motor through its
programmingadamantly refusing not to allow him an option it is likely he probably wouldnt ever have
learned what Bombycillidae is or the name waxwing pretty slick
or the adjective passerine
should learn something new every
day until Life kills you
1554, Monday,
17 9. 18
1157, Day-between-Two-Ts, 19 9.
18
Salt-N-Pepa Push It
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU Nancy
Sinatra These Boots Are Made For Walkin’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rypT2qMO1RY
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