disallowed definitions

on his knees just between hers chasing her up an impossibly big bed(he was dreaming)

she was madly crabwalking

aside from thinking of her wet warmth inches from his nose(why would he be thinking at all)

out of nowhere he was spiked through the skull Hey this is alacrity

Nofool  its alacrity on steroids

comparable to the alacrity of the last gasps of steam streaming up towards the kitchen ceiling from his stained white plastic Proctor Silex coffeemaker that his girls tried to retire for a Keurig(he didnt know that WORD knew it  --  but if his girls knew WORD knew it they would have used it as yet another reason why he should have the abomination in his home)

they couldnt(could they) miss he handground his coffee beans

he built a stone cistern to keep rainwater

                                   ritual

no sooner than he unwrapped it Christmas morning and thanked them he pushed it back to them(he didnt bother with the I-dont-want-to-seem-ungrateful speech  --  he wasnt grateful) and told them while he appreciated their thoughtfulness Please take it out of my house and get your money backI dont want the receipt or to waste one heartbeat to return itCapisce  And I aint Italian(though he might possibly be a human being formed WORD)

or the happy alacrity of the gulk-gulk-gulk sound as he poured himself a glass of ice-cold whole milk from a newly-opened gallon

Alacrity was perched on the end of his bed beside his cat(indie didnt seem to mind) waiting for him this morning

indie wanted his breakfast before sunrise

Alacrity wanted to know which of the five women his girlfriend was going to choose between who heads nodding were willing to submit to cunnilingus because she wasnt particularly in the mood to submit herself(it was a dream)
(what mood)

enveloped in an impossible sheet over them(he yanked her heels out from under her and she collapsed)(his shoulders were between her thighs)(she was gaped) heated he asked Who shall it be love

since it was his dream he situated the five women 

three had bedrooms of their own

two were out of doors

and given he was randy as dreams allowed

he offered that she didnt have to make a choice

hed be pleased to pleasure all five

And what assurances will you give me that your pleasure ends with each lapped

speaking past his tongue hanging out of out his mouth as if it were completely flaccid and utterly exhausted  Nun 

sighing

      she reconsidered

her mood became

alacritous
          so nice

0640,  Sunday, Thats the way to enter and spend September 11,  2016