Butches in the Crowd

---   . . . I can take you out tonight if you like 

  

Then you can show me butches in the crowd

If I were by myself I wouldnt be able to see them

---   You wouldnt know a butch if you saw one

---   No I wouldnt know a butch if she bit me in the ass  I aint making this shit up

I think butches are visible only to women

As I say  perhaps if you pointed a couple out to me  then at least Id have reference points

Or we could stand apart and I might recognise them as they hit on you

she sneered

           Hit on me

 

They wouldnt

---   They wouldnt

You seem pretty self-assured

---   I am  They wouldnt

At least not overtly

---   Stop

If a woman is hot  youll excuse me  for you attracted to you

shell act no different than a man play out her atttraction like a man

  

You arent saying patented pick-up lines wouldnt be played

 

The cast the troll  (he twitched his wrist his hand up thumb up)Jiggin

Playin their lure for a bite

---   Did I use a line on you

---   Not that I could say 
Did I use a line when we met 
---   Did you

---   I didnt

Aint honest using a line  and Im too honest to fish with a line

---   Cuz you use a harpoon

---   What the hell . . . 
---   . . . Im teasin 

See   There you have it

---   Have it

Have what

---   Too honest to fish    Or jig as you say

Women are more respectable than men

---   You realise of course  that aint saying much 

Men are pigs

---   Youre a man

Are you a pig

---   I am

Im certain I have my piggishness

---   Not that youve shown me

---   No                               

Youve never warranted it
---   Warranted

Interesting choice of words  Warranted

Im trying to imagine how any woman might warrant piggish behaviour

Unless youre full of shit

---   And I think youre full of shit 
You think women cant be piggish too

You really dont think a butch woman out of the blue wouldnt be a pig and hit on you

---   I dont send that vibe

---   Vibe

You couldnt imagine a woman hitting on you

Im overtly heterosexual . . . 
---   . . . You are

---   Thank you

However  my point    Ive been hit on by homosexuals . .
---   Homosexuals

Jesus the planet you must live on

Homosexuals  And Orientals  Jews 
---   Lions and tigers and bears oh my

---   You can say gay 
---   I cant

And I cant because I speak in the vernacular of gay in its primacy 
Happy 
Lively

Often I describe myself as gay

I am gay

I am a happy soul

Though not a soul in Christian or of religious deliberation 
You know you understand me

---   I do I do

Though you have to admit by todays standards it is odd to say gay and not mean gay  not mean it in its sexual derivation  or declaration

---   I am sorry

Aint allowing my gay to be coopted by homosexuals or anyone

Ya gotta laugh To each his own

---   Would you stop

---   Of course  Its groovy 
---   Groovy 

Youre hilarious

---   And youre ridiculous

Despite  what I feel is your obvious heterosexuality  I also believe hands down theres a piggish butch who would hit on you for the simple reason the simple human adage   Nothing ventured nothing gained

I tumbled out of more than a few cars and jumped in front of few as they came off a red light exhibiting such

And humbly if I may say to my credit  those acts certainly set off a few torrents

---   Nos

---   Hell yah 
Thought I was nuts

I take no
        but I wouldnt have known unless I took the initiative made something of the opportunity

Or been piggish

So dont be naïve youre smarter than that

      

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