Whadyasay?  Sorry, I missed that. 

Ohshit  his headneck twistedcorkscrewed 

                                            Whered ya come fromdidnt know you were there

Yeah, sorry, I'm here.

                          What did you say?

Nothing

Sounded Chinese.

he cringed Chinese

Yeah, Chinese dish, restaurant menu item.

his chin plopped to his chest asif somebody punch him atop his headblow at his widows peak 

                                                                                                   he laughed

Is that funny?

   composing himself 

                              Oh shit yes

perplexed What’s so funny?

Sounded like a Chinese menu item

Yeah, something duck. I definitely heard duckright?

he noddedsmilin Definitely duck

Gaoyou, Moo goo, Moo shu, Hangzhou?

Whoa Those legit

Rather duck than chicken, yeah, legit.

   Had no idea   No shook his head

Then what?

he chuckled

Are you laughing at me? 

No I apologise

               I didnt think anyone was out here

I was having a cigarette off to the side so the smoke wouldn’t drift back into the house.

Ah 

What did you say?

chuckling againshakin his head again 

                                             Ya really wanna know 

I do you’re killing me, I really want to know. You’re certainly getting a kick out of it.

I am I thought I was alone

Awright. You weren’t.  What?

Fine 

      I farted Said it sounded like a muffled duck   Quack

he burst out laughing 

                       Aw jeez.

Yah So so much for Chinese duck 

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Tony Allen  Politely  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzit5ufu8cU