. . . algorithmaroused advertisements from Hell creepcrawl across his computer screen like ants blowflies at a bloated corpse 

           he didnt know what to expect when he leaned into read what Joe wrote as he went to refill their coffees

Joe hadnt shared it with him

he was being nosey

Joe entered the room he called his studio with the coffees

                                                             I let the cream bounce off the bottommy wife liked it that way hope its okay for you 

he drank his black

clearing his throatloosening a couple flies he inadvertently swallowedhis jaw hanging open

                                                                                        Arg aah I’m sure it’ll be fine.

Joe sat again on the vintage mustardyellow Steelcase swivel chair before the screen it had seen better days but so had he 

   Its okay

he sipped the coffee  Yes. Spot on.

Good Aim to please Lemme shut this down well head out onto the porch and yak out there

Good idea. So ah listen . . I gotta confess.

Joe left the computer beturned on the chair to face him  A confession I need to find my priest collar before ya begin Without it I cant legitimately absolve you

You’re funny no . . I just wanted to say to admit, I read what you wrote.

Thas your confession

Yeah. You didn’t say I could.

I woudave sure but you havent shown interest

When you push words together the results confuse me . . it’s . . taxing . .

. . An you don wanna work that hard 

I don’t.

         Where's the piece going?

The computer advertisements

Yes.

IKEA Youre familiar

Yes.

When did you first see an IKEA catalog

I think when it first hit ground in the States, I’d guess late 80s, pretty sure before you showed up out here.

Late eightynine

There you have it.

I first saw it a hint of it in the film Fight ClubEdward Norton filling his apartment

Good film.

Great film

              I thought IKEA was movie prop 

A movie prop? 

Yahhad no idea it was legitactually existed 

                                              Went to play poker with some friends a year or so after my wife died and an catalog was sitting on the back of the toilet Me being me I had to bray my ignorance I walked out to the table with it in hand and asked if it was a product from the film or if IKEA actually existed You can imagine their howl they lost their shitcoudnt believe Id never heard of it 

                                          I had to laugh too

So the line . . 

. . The line was fomented by another company that looks like they took their lead from Fight ClubIve no idea how I propagated its advertisement Joss and Martin lifted right out of the film Im tellin ya 

                                                                                         I resent ads theyre horseshit I have a hard time they can lead people around by their nose I cant say any ad Ive had the misfortune to see has ever informed me or made me drop wha I was doin run out an buy it

Ah, but you’re a lousy consumer, maybe . maybe a carbon toeprint.

Toeprint I like tha

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