That was unlikely.

Unlikely he felt that small vein in his right eyelid go off  start twitchin tw i t  ch i  n  not a good prospect for the mouth

Whasunlikely

What. The whole of it.

Hey man were sittin here sharin stories gettin to know each other Are you dissin mecallin me a liar

No. I’m not. I’m just saying it’s unlikelyit’s pretty fabulous.

Fabulous  Better  Yadon know me from Adam ya oughta take a good look around at some of the people here who do Take a look Look at their faces  They know me Yadont  Wha do their faces say or areya just shit . .

. . Hey . .

. . Heynuthin  Yamight be shit when it comes to readin people

Listen, man, I just said your story was unlikely.

he was as unlikely as his stories

he had a knack a natural proclivity for falling into places among people and was bolstered by an insatiable curiosity
an appetite for the odd and weird

he took a job in Miami as a busboy for a restaurant chain Bodega that was founded by a millionaire catDavid when millions were real money who prior had founded and sold off Burger Kingfuck  he worked for Burger King once  so hed worked for the man before he met him

David had a lavish place in Miami and loved hanging out with his employees

a little weird in that he was hanging with late teen early twenties to his late forties  but whenever he threw a shindig you were invited

cat had an infinity swimming pool above the ocean that also ran into a grotto fashioned from coral  Florida was coral  it was madeup of aggregates and organics that clung to mangrove roots 

he snorkeled and collected fish for money among the mangrove with a fellow university student who majored in geology Mike who turned him onto Big Steve an enormous redhead redbearded boy from Alabama  Steve wore a massive fro rolled joints and stuck them in it  you hit up Steve for a taste of what he was moving and hed sit on your sofa or in a chair or get down on his knees hang his head over your coffee table or footlocker or whatever served as a coffee tablehe threw a wood plank that had washed up on the beach on top of crab traps he robbed from the seabed  he ate its occupants  Steve jammed his fingers into his fro and shook his hair and joints would rain out of it  he rolled them in coloured papers to distinguish what from what

Steve was fond of him  his Chitown birth and growing upfor whatever reason impressed Steve  who also hadnt met many polacks  he was Steves kryptonite  he could do no wrong according to him and he cinched the deal when he brought Steve to party at Davids place

Steve laid a joint on him that contained opiated hash rolled mechanical pencil thin  it smelled and tasted like flowers

fucked him up good

sitting at the edge of infinity he watched two chicks strip and plunge into the pool  they frolickedplayed with each other  bareass they look like mermaids in the honey moonlight

they made their way to the grotto

the sounds sighing from the grotto incited him

excited him

he stripped When in Rome do as the Romans the Sabine women do

he swam into the grotto

one girl was up on a shelf

the others head was between her legs

a fit of sexual abandon

the grotto the Isle of Lebos

Whaddafuck he had abandoned his state of mind already he swam up on them and gently insinuated himself into their goings-on

they were pretty toreup

they cooed to his entry  

soon he flipped the smaller one belly up on top of the other on the shelf and set to snacking on them  the game just beginning

whats outrageous unlikely about that

just the coarse of his nature

1041,  4/20 Reggae Friday,  2018

Pepper  Point and Shoot  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdlJNqQtsbc