happy December 25

he was feeling particularly fuckin secular this Christmas Eeeeveshit  

hed rather do an Eve than contend with the religious sprinkles who were upbraided by Christmas and Not-Christmas the sullen and severe Christians and Not-Christians those perverse elements who believeREALLY fuckin believed Theirs is the Only True Way  and if they cant convert yatheyd kill ya

same old Story same old Song and Dance eons in(looks dangerously like dungeons dont it?) and because They hadnt figured it out by now he believed theyd just liked the umbrage and rage and violence and bloodletting

                                                                                whaddaya fuck  could he really blame them  he liked his steaks black and blue too

it occurred to him to work on a new song  The Twelve Days of Armageddon  to be riffed to The Twelve Days of Christmasyaknow On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear tree(he thought even as a kid whoever wrote the Twelve Days was mighty entitled and probably hadnt a fuckin clue  he scarcely knew what a partridge was let alone gifting it in a pear tree)

On the First Day of Armageddon my true love gave to me Donald Drumpf in a pear tree

but then he soured on it

hed be beatin a dead dog

there was nothing unique about his premise

he was sure this Eeeeve there were plenty other YEeeeOWs who conceived of and shared his concept

Armageddon wasnt gonna be Snap Crackle Pop and done  up in a fireballsenselessly incinerated  it was going to cancerous  and maybe on Americas x-ray its CAT scan with CT perfusion(looks dangerously like perversion dont it?) Drumpf is its harbinger

have a happy December 25

1256,  Saturday,  24  12. 16

Stones  Gimme Shelter  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZEfcUA0INE

Aerosmith  Same Old Song and Dance  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rScnRMbaF4

Stones  (Santas the) Midnight Rambler  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEQL6z1U0wY